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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

lord of the rings is so cool because there’s elves and dwarves and hobbits and a sense of utter apocalypse that feels like being beaten with a blunt object to read these days and also wizards too

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i lure people into my virtual presence with mentions of weird sex stuff and they think i’m going to tell them about piss or something and instead i propose that we ponder elderly tree creature sex after exile and apocalypse

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

does anyone else ever think about the alien eroticism of a reunion between the ents and the entwives or is that just me. any other real #elfkissers think about pollination burdened by insurmountable grief and millennia of estrangement

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

it’s banned books week which means i will inevitably subject my close friends to a rant they have heard before more than once when someone whines about catcher in the rye in a way i consider to be stupid

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

the most brontë-esque in the world is that you can’t jokingly refer to people who embody their spirit as “the fourth brontë sister” because emily is already the fourth brontë sister as there were two girls older than the three famous ones who died in childhood of tuberculosis

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

you never really understand furries until you find out about scalies and then you see the vision. i wasnt getting it when it was wolf men but lizard men? i’m googling reptile reproduction now

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i love when i talk about romance novel nonsense online and people either defend reading romance to me or expect me to be angry that people read romance because i’m like in your mind do you think i know all this detailed information about what questionable romance novels are like by NOT reading them?

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

in my experience the main thing that distinguishes heterosexual kindle unlimited a/b/o from gay people ao3 a/b/o is literally just that ao3 a/b/o is about three thousand times more concerned with the worldbuild like it’s all porn logic to be clear but the scenario is much more elaborate and specific

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

yes and it is plot load bearing. the cullens love baseball but can only play it way out in the woods when there’s a thunderstorm nearby to cover the sound of vampire strength hitting. edward takes bella to one of these games where james, the antagonist, runs across them and is introduced

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

your vampire boyfriend invites you to his family’s baseball game out in the woods. his sister throws a 350 mph fastball straight down the middle and he hits it, splintering the bat into pieces and shredding the ball. they do this repeatedly for 3 hours

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

it’s so funny how if you stop and think about it for 5 seconds the vampire baseball thing in twilight makes absolutely no sense. if they’re throwing baseballs hard enough to make sounds you need thunder to cover even miles out in the woods they’re just destroying the bat and ball

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

there is a player for the chicago white sox whose last name is meidroth (pron. ‘my-droth’) and as someone with profound carnal knowledge of the elves in jrr tolkien’s 1977 fantasy epic ‘the silmarillion’ i’m like fucking WHOOOOO is up to the plate every time they announce him

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

you know with this information in mind i do see now why you always know what i’m talking about when i say something about the absolutely foul homosexual behavior in single sex institutions lol

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

my most pre-2020 trait is that when i see people on tiktok and instagram doing fandom on video with their whole face and government name i’m scandalized. back in my day we were supposed to be at least semi-anonymous when compromising the elf’s virtue and you all but have your linkedin attached

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

true. hopefully that’s readily accessible wherever you end up

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

whenever i think about time travel or isekai situations i always imagine a traveler who starts fucking some guy just to see him at intimate moments so he can figure out how he’s supposed to do basic things here like how do clothes go on and how do we handle bodily functions and personal hygiene here

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i’m sorry i will always be hung up on the forcibly stripping the elf naked and pressing a sword into his ass cheek and telling him to run or you’ll prick him on from behind thing. the fact that he’s doing this as a way to punish him for speaking ill of human women by making him like a human woman…….

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i’m sure people do somewhere but i never really see anyone else talk about the whole rape threat element of túrin chasing saeros which is fine but it does make me feel like i hallucinated that. is there a secret evil fag version of the silmarillion only i have access to where that happens

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it doesn’t matter that if they were left to their natural lives they would likely be well and healthy into their 80s or 90s, the fact that the ruling steward of gondor’s sons are 41 and 36 respectively and unmarried and childless while fighting in battles all the time is a disaster waiting to happen

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i also don’t really believe jirt that the gondorians aging slowly and frequently living well into their late 90s means the stewards are not having children until their 30s and 40s because they can still be killed and it does not make dynastic sense to hold off on seeing to the succession like that

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“as a great captain may to a young soldier he seemed to you admirable. for so he is” is the craziest way you could possibly describe your beloved lady’s unrequited longing for the king you both serve. what do you mean you understand because many a boy feels this way about his captain

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i support you if you are one of the many people who has ever said that eowyn and faramir are kind of lesbian in my hearing but as far as i am concerned that is yaoi. that is two men fucking. there are untold levels of chivalric masculinity turned sodomy going on in that heterosexual marriage

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

these are not minor variations either to be clear like sometimes a 30+ foot difference depending on the field

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it never stops being funny to tell people that the size of a pro baseball field is vibes based. the distance between the bases is always the same but the exact size and shape of the outfield is different at every park. whenever they build one they just go “fuck it, we ball” (literal) and do whatever

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

truly. and i still think about it after years

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

LITERALLY like yeah honor demands ned stark kill those he condemns himself but honor also demands the man be killed

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

similarly, one time i was trying to buy beer in a grocery store in virginia and i heard a woman say “i guess i’m just homesick for something that isn’t there anymore, mary anne. and i hate driving by cause the house is still there but what i’m looking for ain’t.”

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

sometimes you experience american gothic unlooked for like when my dad unprompted told me that when he was 17 his stepfather hit him and he told that man he’d let him have this one because he was his stepfather but if he ever tried it again it would just be two men and he’d beat the hell out of him

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the main kinship i feel with catholics is that most of them love catholic jokes, much as jews love jew jokes. protestants tend more towards a self seriousness that dislikes that sort of thing

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

feeling bad and struggling is good for you vs. you do not feel bad or struggle this is all very joyous and natural and the thought of acknowledging that you feel bad is nauseating

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

yes!!! i think it’s like catholicism often involves a spectacle of suffering and suffering as purifying whereas evangelicalism is about denying the suffering and insisting to you that this doesn’t hurt at all and you feel good, which makes people feel intensely guilty about feeling pain and struggle

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i think it’s very funny when discussions of the northerners in asoiaf start getting like “are they an honor culture or are they just as violent as other groups of people in westeros?” because it’s like ah yes cultures of warrior honor, things which are surely never incredibly violent in practice,

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i never really read yoi fic but i remember so many of them from that era it was like a panfandom moment

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I haven’t seen the tumblr post to be honest but I would assume it’s a repost of this

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

fic from the 2010s when people started talking about mental health a lot is funny because characters suddenly really care about depression and self harm and everything which is good politically but very funny because you know realistically this man would be telling people to kill themselves

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i can’t believe they’d do this to me (i can see how the vibes might be a little confusing honestly)

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

hath not a jew eyes? hath not a jew guilt, repulsion, fetishes thereupon?…..or whatever it was shakespeare said

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i’ve been advised they’re calling me catholic on tumblr

a text from one person reading “also [name blacked out], they’re posting your shame is the most erotic emotion poaar on tumblr and 1) omg i know him and 2) not this person in the tags slandering you by calling you catholic….”
a reply from another person with a keysmash and the words “[person 1] direct message this person to let them know how wrong they are”
and lastly a reply from me saying “CATHOLIC??? can a man not jerk off to shame and humiliation anymore without being accused of popery????”

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

she said this to me dead serious like this was not the funniest thing you could possibly bring up out of left field at the breakfast table

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

my mom came to visit me and she is complaining about how you see chick-fil-a trucks driving on sundays and this surely violates chick-fil-a’s religious thing about not working on sundays unless we conclude that chick-fil-a has a shabbos goy situation going on and the drivers are not christian

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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A Sword for Stars

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

(keeping my fingers crossed for you someone picks it up!)

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

i feel like your funniest option for vampires and menstrual blood is that most of them don’t really like it because of the texture, lower concentration of actual blood, and the other tissue involved etc. but the specific vampire you are writing does because they personally are just kind of a freak

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