Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 6h"Squirrels know how to cream a nut like nobody's business." 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026Spent nearly an hour today mowing the lawn, completely naked. It was a very warm day, nearly 90℉ (32℃), but very low humidity and a good strong breeze, so it felt pretty nice. 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026Get your mind out of the gutter 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026[NSFW - Public nudity, flaccid cock, butt, balls] I'm not wearing any pants, but I am wearing a cocksling. 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026New idea for an embarrassment kink: someone who orders sex toys or bondage gear and requests they ship the products in non-discrete packaging so that everyone knows they're getting the extra large horse dildo. 010 1
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026[NSFW - suggestive text] Why is there a Lego set of Mewtwo taking it up the ass with a giant dildo? 100 1
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026How to torture a canine vampire 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026Once you plap, you can't staap. 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026"Happiness" is spelled P-I-N-E-S, but it's pronounced like P-E-N-I-S 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026A few interesting items... 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026[NSFW - public nudity, upskirt] What are you doing down there? 010 1
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026[NSFW - Public nudity, butthole closeup] Wish you were here. 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026[NSFW - Public nudity, butthole] I'm not wearing any pants! 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026[NSFW - exhibitionism, spread butthole] Took the garbage out after dark so I only wore a basketball jersey, so of course I had to moon the camera on the way back 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026[NSFW - public nudity, butt, balls] I love being naked outside and petting a pussy. :blobcatsunglasses: 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026[NSFW - exposed butt] Going for a walk wearing nothing but a jock. 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026As usual, I finished my walk by peeling off my clothes and finishing the last ⅕ mile completely bare. Unfortunately, I dropped my shirt somewhere along the way and didn't notice until I'd gotten all the way home, so I walked back out still undressed. I'd dropped the shirt right where I'd taken […]thicc.horseOriginal post on thicc.horse 000 0
Reposted by Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑fek @fek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026#septENMber - Day 10: You Snooze, You Lose He must have been going a WHILE - his room's on the other end of the guild campus! #septENMber2026 #enm #embarrassednakedmen #ene #embarrassingnudityexposure 251579284 1.6K
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026"But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you..." ― Acts 1:8 Hope you brought a towel. 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026[NSFW - public nudity, stripping, butt] Nothing like pulling off your sweaty clothes after a good workout 000 0
Reposted by Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑fek @fek.bsky.social · 12/08/2026SUMMER CUSTOMS Page 1 ------------- A short documentary-style comic I did for Summer Shorts, an anthology you can find over here: bewere.net/product.php?... 1239569 395
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026🎶 If your heart is in your jeans 🎶 No request is too obscene 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026[NSFW - public nudity, butthole] It's not the humidity, it's the heat. 110 1
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026[NSFW - female nude furry art] Finally figured out how to hang up this little towel. I originally ordered it thinking it would be like the size of a beach towel, but it's a lot smaller than that. 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026[NSFW - public nudity, butthole] It's so hot that I was drenched in sweat even though I was wearing just a basketball jersey and no pants. 020 2
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026I bought the latest Humble Bundle of idle games, one of which was called "How to Train Your Cock", which is basically just one of those Cookie Clicker type of games where you earn "money" which you use to buy upgrades to make more "money". When I clicked the button to take a screenshot, it […]thicc.horseOriginal post on thicc.horse 010 1
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026Jousting, but the participants charge at each other with dildos instead of a lance. 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026[NSFW - underwear, bulge] I like how this underwear makes such a nice package for my balls. 020 2
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026[NSFW - Manboob] A couple outtakes where I accidentally hit the shutter while fitting the camera into the portable tripod. 010 1
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026[NSFW - public nudity, bulge, butthole] Wearing a jock in public 020 2
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026I walked for nearly half a mile wearing nothing but a jock today. 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026[NSFW - public nudity, crossdressing] The skirt with nothing underneath sure felt nice in the heat. 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026[NSFW - public nudity, upskirt, crossdressing] Upskirt 010 1
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026[NSFW - public nudity, butthole] Gotta get sun everywhere 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026[NSFW - mild public nudity] Getting some sun 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026[NSFW - public nudity, buttplug, balls] Naked farming 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026When it's this hot and you need to mow the lawn, it's much better doing it naked. 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026[NSFW - public nudity, buttplug] Showing off my little jewel in public. 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/2026I finally got a copy of the Seven Lady Godivas by Dr. Seuss. It's one of only two books he wrote for adults, and the only one containing nudity. This one is probably the raciest of the bunch. 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026NSFW - public nudity, butthole 020 2
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026I have a few copies of ASB #1... Ass Stud... heehee... 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026Lube that smells like Hoppe's No. 9. 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026New fantasy idea. Going to a party wearing an inflatable butt plug under my clothes, with the pump exposed so anyone can give it a squeeze. 000 0
Captain Plushrat 🐀🍑 @captplushratad.thicc.horse.ap.brid.gy · 22/01/2023[Nudity, sex toy, erection] My first post here, so let me introduce myself. This is my "After Dark" account. I have another account that I keep strictly separate. I'm omnisexual and enjoy all kinds of bodies. I love sucking cock, eating pussy, rimming ass, and […] [Original post on thicc.horse] 000 0