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I would prefer not to, Dave.

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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gee, it would be a shame if the next POTUS just disregarded laws and norms and promptly erased every sign of Trump's existence from DC. It's not like there would be a precedent for a POTUS to act like that. Wait a second...
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"'Conservative', how? Do I conserve you?"
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Meanwhile, "AI" is now "Anti-Intelligence", the official MAGA stance on anything that requires brainpower.
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He clearly thinks Ford's Theatre is where Squeaky Fromme shot at Gerald Ford.
ms.now
Trump aides explore attaching president’s name to Ford’s Theatre
The playhouse where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated has been mentioned among federal properties that could carry the president’s name, people familiar with the effort told MS NOW.
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I've looked at love from both sides now..."
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Now apply this to the expansion of "subscription" models to things like features on cars or appliances. (Subject of a recent Last Week Tonight.) "Ownership" used to mean something that no longer applies in the MBA mindset...
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My ma...my m...🤮🤮🤮 Sorry, I just can't.
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I really hope the gate to Hell has one of those theme park ride cameras to catch Mikey's expression when he finds himself there.
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Like I always say, make sure your name doesn't make for an unfortunate Spoonerism before entering public life...
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
As tragic as this is for the friends & families of those Americans, the focus on one small part of the total catastrophe inescapably reminds me of this Python bit. #DoBetterNews
youtu.be
News for Parrots - Monty Python
YouTube video by ab348
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm truly worried about Trump's health. I want him to live (and retain some cognizance) long enough to witness the scourging of the US and see how little of what he's doing to put his stamp on the country will remain. "Two vast and trunkless cankles of stone..."
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
No, but I really miss Laura Benanti as you...
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Qu'est-ce que fuque?
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My spouse is a retired teacher. Make this apply to post-retirement work nightmares. ('Tis the season, even after all these years...)
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My current earworm, not sure why it popped up:
youtu.be
I'll Be Glad When You're Dead, You Rascal You (1942) — Louis Armstrong and his Orchestra
YouTube video by Steve
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Crossword clue: "IndefinItely" Answer: _ O _ _ V _ _
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
One of my hobby-horse conspiracy theories is the idea that much "popular" culture of the 20th and early 21sr century (as shown by things like Nielsen ratings, Billboard and box office charts) was specifically aimed at making people dumber. The internets simply made "intent" irrelevant.
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
As much as streaming is a boon, never forget: Even a "purchase" amounts to a mere license, one that can disappear in a moment. (cf PlayStation) And "free with ads" needs a browser mod to change it to "unwatchable". Physical media - still the best.
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Looking sad when dressed up in anthropomorphizing clothing - not just for domesticated animals anymore...
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
youtu.be
"You are NOT of the body!"
YouTube video by lto1245
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"...return the bunny forthwith."
Max Miller is a creep.
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The Good Place is well worth a watch. I am forever grateful for it revealing the truth about the 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS jingle...
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This ≠ rocket science.
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Casablanca: I'm Shocked! Bogart & Renault
Alt: Casablanca: I'm Shocked! Bogart & Renault
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This happens to be at the top of my functionality wish-list, but only if it includes going back in time and retaining my memories of things I would avoid.
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
California voter tip: one way I simplify voting on ballot initiatives is to go down the lists of people/groups behind arguments/rebuttals for/against, siding against the ones I know are typically wrong. For example, the "Howard Jarvis Taxpayers Assn." is usually flaming wrong...
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
True! If they could have imagined it, the Constitution would have a shitload more restrictive language concerning the Executive branch...
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"Qu'ils mangent du foie."
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
And, simultaneously, Elon is proof that white "supremacy" is a fallacy.
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Nothing a person has achieved - high political office, widespread acclaim, great personal wealth*, whatever - signifies that the person in question is not capable of being (occasionally, even mostly) an idiot.
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
When Marshall McLuhan shows up in about 20 seconds...
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Annie Hall & Woddy Allen Annoyed in Queue
Alt: Annie Hall: Woody Allen Annoyed in Queue
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Makin' cheese. And I'd feel blessed.
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Donating blood, plasma, or platelets is an incredibly simple way to increase your good karma.
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than 6 times, with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. Pro Mode: more than 6 times IN A CINEMA.
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2001: A Space Odyssey - Bone to Spaceship
Alt: 2001: A Space Odyssey - Bone to Spaceship
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What could possibly go wrong?
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I have been there. I have done that.
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
#TrumpSoThirsty
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean I owe you anything." - Bob Dylan
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Bring It On Indiana Jones And The Raiders Of The Lost Ark
Alt: Raiders Of The Lost Ark
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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My Dinner With Andre I Dont Know What You Are Talking About
Alt: My Dinner With Andre I Dont Know What You Are Talking About
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove War Room
Alt: Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove War Room
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Mensch.
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
...and it was well earned!
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Meanwhile, on days ending in "y"...
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Does anyone know if @criterionchannl.bsky.social has switched out their version of "Eno", the generative documentary? They promised a new one every month... www.criterionchannel.com/eno
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I am very disappointed the @ms.now is airing this speech. At the very least, they should be MST3K-ing it.
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I was at the Northpoint in SF for Last Temptation's first showing. Lots of protesters. One guy had a lacquered cross of 4x4s reading THIS BLOOD'S FOR YOU down its spine. Naturally, I started singing. "For all you do, you know the King of Jews is comin' thru..." And that's why I'm going to Hell.
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What is this "normal" I keep hearing of?
youtu.be
bonzo dog doo dah band - we are normal
YouTube video by neilinnestube
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I Care Very Deeply, and look forward to @theonion.com acquiring Meta...
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captphealy @captphealy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
In which my favorite contemporary playwright engages with one of my favorite albums to muse over the "trolley problem". #EthicsMan
youtu.be
Pink Floyd with Tom Stoppard Darkside.
YouTube video by Brett VK
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