Captain Paddington @captpaddington.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I have completely dropped the ball on posting anything recently. Fell outta my damn hands and rolled tf away. Not even in the same room anymore. My bad. 030
Captain Paddington @captpaddington.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Things I should be doing: going to the bathroom, laundry, showering Things I am doing: 040
Captain Paddington @captpaddington.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Listen: you GOTTA remember to keep your #fatsuit clean. Not everyone is into slob. 000
Captain Paddington @captpaddington.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Someone just knocked on my door when I was almost done putting my legs on and they're probably some election canvasser and I DO have a lot of candidate questions but it also takes forever to put legs on so aaaaaauuuuugggghhhhhh 000
Captain Paddington @captpaddington.bsky.social · 28/09/2025OK don't freak out but I made a friend IRL and they're super fat-positive and super kinky and cute and into burlesque so MAYBE I might tell them about this little hobby so I can have someone to hang out with??? 020
Captain Paddington @captpaddington.bsky.social · 21/09/2025I wonder if the reason my cat doesn't like other cats is bc she can't relate to them. She tries talking to them like, "You know how when your human puts a bunch of padding under their clothes and pretends to be a fatty?" and every other cat is like, "What the FUCK are you talking about?" #fatsuit 110
Captain Paddington @captpaddington.bsky.social · 14/06/2025WHEN DID THEY MAKE THE BITMOJIS UGLY THE FUCK 000
Captain Paddington @captpaddington.bsky.social · 23/02/2025All dressed up and nowhere to go #Faturday #fatsuit 110
Captain Paddington @captpaddington.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Genuinely feeling fucking huge here #fatsuit 110
Captain Paddington @captpaddington.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Fuck, it should not be this hard to squeeze into a large shirt and a 40in waist jeans. Lemme catch my breath real quick 😮💨 #fatsuit 030
Captain Paddington @captpaddington.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Figured I should make one of these too 000