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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Patti Mayonnaise says, “It’s Saturday. Get back in bed.”

Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

“We are all governed by chance. We are all subjects of distance.” I IMPLORE you to read this, written by an Egyptian journalist who has lived what’s happening in Gaza in various forms throughout his life, who has documented the war in Gaza.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

It’s not a mistake. Keep in mind: this woman’s great-grandparents came here from Italy. Kumquat’s grandfather illegally came here in the late 1880s, dodging the German draft (shocker), and evading taxes. Oh, and changed his name. Who do you think should go?

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

That was not a prison. It was a concentration camp.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

That was not a prison, it was a concentration camp.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

And while we were all distracted, he got another multi-million dollar payout from the government. How efficient. People are dying because they can’t afford healthcare, but Elno can take another vacation with his wife Donna.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Repeating in my head: please don’t fart, please don’t fart. You’re too precious to move and I don’t want to suffer through that.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

I refuse to use any picture of this man after he embarked on his treatment of gender-affirming care. Remind the world what he looks like.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

I’ve never been and seen for myself, but I’ve seen pics and video! They never lie! So what about this?

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

The vet called me a good cat mom; and I have never been more honored to hold such a title.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

You know what they say: a picture is worth a thousand words. I’ve always much preferred the beauty of Canada geese.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Why won’t he just come out and confess his homosexual urges for the man? There’s no shame in it anymore, only in their minds.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Going to the gym gives me anxiety now because every other tv is the news and I saw this morning that… This has been the most exhausting year, and it’s still January. I don’t think I can do this.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Guys, 1,000 followers seems excessive. I’m not even cool. My cat is though. But thank y’all. I’m happy to be here.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Just, you know, some light reading…

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

This is the picture that made me have to adopt her. Her name is Ella, but I call her Zorro. What picture made you have to have your fur baby?

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Brb while I go learn mandarin so I can translate the app 🤣

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

No luck. This is what I got: I don’t understand.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

This inspires me to make Ella-Speedy Gonzalez her own page.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

“Hey, I hate to wake you, but can you get my chapstick?”

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

I can’t even begin to explain how much my bed being unmade triggers alarms in my brain, but for her, I’ll leave it unmade.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

I counter your seepy Andy with a seepy Ella.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Sorry, I can’t come into work today. Not only is there freezing rain, but my cat is just too damn cute.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Balancing cat. This is one of her many skills. Another is her delectable biscuit making.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Someone forgot her ass stinks, and I unfortunately had to remind her with a push.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

She jumped down to get som water, but she’s back.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Why does she look like Trump would after extreme plastic surgery? Someone should tell Elonia.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Did I have things to do today? Maybe. I guess we’ll never know.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

In the words of P!nk… Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii’m coming out so you better get this party started. Just kidding. I’m middle-aged now. I need to be in bed by midnight.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

House ethics: substantial evidence of illegal drug use, solicitation, statutory rape, etc. Gaetz: my behavior was embarrassing, but not criminal. I hate to break it to you, my guy, but…

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

This is how I die. I’m not mad about it.

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Let’s take a page from Zach de la Rocha’s book and Rage Against the Machine. #classconsciousness #rageagainstthemachine #boycottsocialmedia

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Captain Millennial @captmillennial.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

I wanna see the picture that made you want to adopt your pet! (Or buy your pet but adopt don’t shop will always be my motto.) I had to have this little weirdo after I saw her.

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