Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 12/07/2026static.klipy.comArcher Krieger: Jazz Hands!ALT: Archer Krieger: Jazz Hands! 011
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Id want to chime in about how cardassian rifles are actually more reliable because starfleet phaser rifles have too many setting ls and components that can fail you in the heat of battle. You can drag a cardassian rifle through the mud and itll still fire… 000
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 02/06/2026The Caitian Embassy wishes the people of Earth a Happy Pride! 170
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 13/04/2026media.tenor.coma green cutting board with a knife on it and the words " the nothing soup " below itALT: a green cutting board with a knife on it and the words " the nothing soup " below it 000
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Fetterman sold out long ago. This was a predictable vote. 000
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 18/03/2026media.tenor.coma man with a beard says yes in front of a blue backgroundALT: a man with a beard says yes in front of a blue background 030
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 14/03/2026This is definitely a bottle brush cleaning for sure 010
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 21/01/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon character says you guys should really look into public storage ..ALT: a cartoon character says you guys should really look into public storage .. 001
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Poor financial decisions or great decisions in fashion that will temporarily make you poor? 000
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I was squinting at it going “why would Adam Baldwin be in a group star trek cosplay?” 000
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I thought the same thing. This is some cosplay foam and glue and some paint and its a very easily do-able costume. Now will this open up a new genre of cosplay where people make costumes of the more popular AI slop memes. And we will all see it and have a good laugh cause it came from that meme? 000
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I kept seeing Adam Baldwin (specifically Jayne from Firefly) in this one face. 130
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Mikey needs to put down the pipe… sad to see what happens to people when they move to Florida… 010
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 25/12/2025media.tenor.comCheddar Biscuits GIFALT: Cheddar Biscuits GIF 020
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Upon casting you must sing Rasputin by Boney M.media.tenor.coma group of people are dancing in front of a sign that says ra ra rasputinALT: a group of people are dancing in front of a sign that says ra ra rasputin 010
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 22/12/2025It sounds like they probably arent actually hiring and that was a good out for them to not have to bother with an interview for them to keep up appearances. 010
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 12/12/2025This country has a history of not taking threats seriously until its too late and we pay a heavy price. So this is pretty on brand for us. 000
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Of course he would say the economy is A++++++. He’s grading it on how well it’s working for himself. Which, unsurprisingly, when you funnel all of it to yourself and your friends it must feel like it’s great. 020
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Cause duh, every accusation is a confession with these guys. 061
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Im sure someone has already said something about premature ejac considering lots of his rockets have blown up on the launch pad 030
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Can the AI bubble burst already so we can teach people how to actually function in a productive society?media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man with glasses and a bow tie says i dont wanna live on this planet anymoreALT: a cartoon of a man with glasses and a bow tie says i dont wanna live on this planet anymore 010
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Aww man, I was really hoping all the little ideas I’ve written down so far would just coalesce into a finished product 000
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Timothy Mellon is the actual donor of that money. 100
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 20/10/2025One of the rules about being a cat is to never let anyone know your next move. 000
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 19/10/2025I was unable to make it out today but my husband was there in full force! 1101
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 19/10/2025media.tenor.comYes Definitely GIFALT: Yes Definitely GIF 000
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Please tell me there is video of this interaction!!! 110
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Hehehe wassupmedia.tenor.coma cartoon girl stands in front of a sign that says lvlintALT: a cartoon girl stands in front of a sign that says lvlint 020
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Capitalism has decided that the only venue for your favorite songs from yesteryear shall be in the form of new pharmaceutical commercials. 091
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 09/09/2025I feel like part of the problem is that theyve stopped writing original stories meant to challenge us intellectually. Its now become a nostalgia-fest. The ship and the uniforms and the tech but with half baked yes-anded ideas. 030
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 06/09/2025I was considering doing something for the day but with it being on a Monday it’s tough to do since I have to work as well. 010
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 29/07/2025This is cringe as fuck and screams big loser energy. I think my eyes just rolled so hard I’m blind. 030
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Discovery is a wild ride! If you want any other more tailored suggestions ask away. Cause you can watch it all a bunch if different ways. 000
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 23/07/2025You’ll definitely have a lot of content to consume! Star Trek: Discovery and The JJ movies (if you want that classic vibe) got my husband into Star Trek and then he made his way to the older shows and just watched them in order and has loved everything he’s seen. 110
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Welcome aboard the kpop demon hunters train…media.tenor.coma cartoon character says choo choo in a dark roomALT: a cartoon character says choo choo in a dark room 030
Capt. S’Haz Koto @captkoto.bsky.social · 23/06/2025I had multiple posters of the ships of star trek with the interior cut outs. 010
