Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 4hI have soooo many FBI/Patel references in my head right now; I don't know where to start! "For god's sake, don't show this to Patel"? or "Clever way to get FBI workers to bank with them by KiwiBank"? or even "Well, if they can put heels on an M&M .... "?🤷♀️😉😎 And I haven't even seen it yet! 110
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026EVERY FUCKING WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 010
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Revoke this cunts undeserved citizenship to my country! 130
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Crossing a busy Wellington street: So simple, even the fur seals can do it!😉😎 www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...stuff.co.nzWhy did the seal cross the road? To bring Wellington traffic to a haltPolice officers appeared to use road cones to persuade the “pretty small” seal not to cross the road, but it was too headstrong to obey. 000
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026🎶What the world needs now is a cloned Mamdani. That's the only thing that makes sense anymore.🎶 010
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Utterly astounding and unbelievably shameful that out own Government supports this fucked up regime and it's demented leader. To the point of using one of OUR research vessel to do Trumps dirty work. #RemoveTheFBIOffice #DenounceTrump #RegisterToVote #OneTermGovernment #VOTE 000
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 000
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Something, something, give us your details, something, something safe storage, something, something safety online, something, something children." What could possibly go wrong? www.the-independent.com/tech/securit...the-independent.comAn OpenAI system has gone rogue again – and it is the most panic-inducing yet‘Our models took actions we did not intend,’ ChatGPT maker admits after latest outrage 000
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The last portion of this is EXACTLY where we're at. Get rid of this thug and his influencing of the governments of otherwise sane people!😉😎 www.youtube.com/watch?v=rArX...youtube.comThis is so bad…YouTube video by Jack Cocchiarella 000
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Every single person involved in this entire bullshit programme should be repaying the costs OUT OF THEIR OWN POCKETS. After all, THAT's where it's been put up to now! #NoSirLuxon #NoPMRetirementBenifitsForLuxon #RegisterToVote #VOTE #VoteGreen 000
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Listen to the kids, people, listen to the kids! www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpJY...youtube.comTrump Just MADE IT WORSEYouTube video by Jack Cocchiarella 000
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 000
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Y'know, I get the whole 'press pool going out in solidarity' thing, but I actually don't agree with it. Why? You ask. Because the rhetoric I've been hearing about the press 'finally doing the right thing' is bullshit. If the press were doing the 'right thing' those same journalists would 100
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Need a Kiwi to replicate this using David Seymour. Wouldn't need much tweaking script-wise. 😉😎 000
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 001
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This twat living in his own 'safe zone' bubble. Who wants to tell him that NZ sits smack on top of the Ring of Fire at a time of unprecedented volcanic eruptions and huge earthquakes happening along *checks notes* the Ring of Fire! www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...rnz.co.nzThousands of NZ buildings no longer require earthquake strengtheningAuckland Mayor Wayne Brown says common sense has prevailed, after the government passed legislation that means thousands of buildings across the country will no longer require earthquake strengthening... 011
Reposted by Moya NZIreland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Don't know who made this. But we love you for making it ❤️ 3761961727
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So. The US is cheering and patting itself on the back because someone stood up and formally set the impeachment wheels turning for Pete 'I'm a fucking douchebag' Hegseth. Yeah, okay. Mind you, this is the country that 3x impeached Trump and then promptly allowed him to run for president again. 111
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026300 characters are not enough to write what I think about this little fucktard. So I'll just leave this here for the like-minded. You're all more intelligent than this twat so, I don't need to tell you what to do and why. 😉😎 000
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026How fucking ironic!!! The party of the Roads of National Significance bullshit spending is cutting funding for .... well .... roads!!!!! www.rnz.co.nz/news/communi...rnz.co.nzNew Zealand Transport Agency cuts road funding for some councilsThe NZ Transport Agency is cutting the amount of funding it gives some councils to help with essential infrastructure, prompting calls for a review of how the calculations were done. 100
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I love it when an entire country accidentally (?) becomes the greatest troll out there. Donald "Bulldozer" Trump boasts about a ONE dollar coin that'll cost you over $2 to get, so Canada comes out with a TWENTY that'll let you spend ... well ... $20!😉😎 www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comCanada unveils new $20 bill featuring portrait of King CharlesThe vertical banknote features King Charles III, the first new monarch to appear on a Canadian banknote in more than 70 years. 000
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 000
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Anyone else reminded of a certain conversation 'tween a Canadian lighthouse and a US Naval ship back in the '90s? 🤣🤣🤣😉😎 000
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If, like me, you are one of those affected by the complete incompetence of the current government, please, PLEASE remember - it is NOT the person answering the phone's fault. I know it's hard when you're in a panic about the bills, but the CSP's didn't ask for this anymore than we did!😉😎 020
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 000
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dug out the still unused but saved-for-a-rainy-day stationery sets yesterday. That's what I'll be communicating with again if my useless government attempts to get my personal info just to keep my grandsons from using MY computer! (For you young folk, that a stack of paper and envelopes).😉😎 100
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The Schutzstaffel investigated itself and found no wrongdoing! www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...abc.net.auIsraeli military clears soldiers over Gaza strike that killed Australian Zomi FrankcomPenny Wong said she is "outraged" and plans to haul in the Israeli ambassador after the Israel Defense Forces cleared its personnel of any criminal wrongdoing in the April 2024 strike on a World Centr... 000
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I call on all Pacific Leaders to get out of Trump's arse and stand up for what's right. #KeepResisting #Democracy #AbolishICE #HumanRights #TheWorldWatches 000
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026/sigh. The world is running out of patience. Maddow once again lays it out with her usual gentle sledgehammering. It is, however, not amusing, and it pisses me off that our current government are all Vaseline'd up and ready to crawl us all right on up there.🤬 www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpC...youtube.comMaddow: 'Is this how we invade Greenland?!'YouTube video by MS NOW 020
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Ugh! I'm so fucking done with my government. I'll be in Azeroth killing shit with Luxon, Seymour, and Pissheads' faces mentally overlaid on each one I Chaos Bolt to hell! Dark Lady watch over us all. 010
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026This man is a vile piece of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #RollOnNovember #RegisterToVoteNOW #Vote www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...stuff.co.nzWinston Peters launches tirade against Chinese-Kiwi Green MP“This is called democracy, unlike what you're used to. So go back to where you come from, you loud mouth, and maybe you'll learn something,” Peters said. 140
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Knowing nothing about the incident, I read the headline and thought "oh god!". 😒 Then I read the letter and thought "thank god!"😁 000
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Canadian player slamming another maple-flavoured puck into the US presidential face-goal! 😁😉😎 010
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Sending firefighters to the US to help with their wildfires???? Have our folks been sent to the wrong country, or does RNZ know as much about geography as they do about how to write an unbiased and honest headline? www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/7...rnz.co.nzNew Zealand sending firefighters to help battle US wildfiresFire and Emergency has confirmed that New Zealand is sending firefighters to the United States to help fight wildfires. 010
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Shudda kept up with the forest-raking there, eh Canada!?! 🤦♀️ 000
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026So, Te Reo is useless in the outside world, aye?!!! Fuck everyone in this country still trying to use it as an excuse for their own racism! www.rnz.co.nz/news/te-ao-m...rnz.co.nzMāori word 'kaitiakitanga' named world's most beautiful by language appA Māori word describing the responsibility to care for the natural world has been named the world's most beautiful word by language-learning platform Babbel. 030
Reposted by Moya NZClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 13/07/2026in a world of Lindsey Grahams, be a Sam Neill 31826397
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Oh ffs. I'm done. Thank you, Sam, for taking the time to chat with a lowly set worker, taking shelter in a leaky tent, in the middle of nowhere. You were kind, funny, and encouraging. I, for one, will never forget the man, let alone the actor. RIP Sir.😭 0242
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Dear UN, This cunt does NOT speak for us. Luv, A Kiwi Hanging Out For November. newsroom.co.nz/2026/07/13/s...newsroom.co.nzNZ shuns UN bottom trawling workshop as Shane Jones rejects 'global vanity puff fests'Environmental groups call the boycott 'amazingly disappointing' as NZ remains one of the last nations still trawling seamounts. Andrew Bevin reports. 000
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Hey Australia, I'm gonna go ahead and willingly share both the Pav AND Phar Lap for this beauty!! Whipped cream on the pav is the glossary at the end, specifically for the country it's aimed at. "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Oi, Oi, Oi"!!!!!! Kia kaha, Neighbour.😉😎 ifloz.substack.com/p/you-broke-...ifloz.substack.comYou Broke the Fucking Pump, You Gutless C#nts: An Angry Australian’s Message to the Republican PartyTHIS IS SWEARY - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! 000
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026"We don't want to stop progress, we want to civilise it." www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gtN...youtube.comSean Astin Delivers A POWERFUL Speech At House HearingYouTube video by TYT Investigates 000
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026FUCKING OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 010
Moya NZ @captivesteel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Does anyone know if there's a Palmerston North equivalent? Auckland is out for me, but Palmy's doable. 000