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Spartacus Mozart

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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 19h
“Now listen, Mack… I was talking to Helmut Kohl the other day… that Mary Tyler Moore, she’s quite a dame… and ah, fhshzawzll.” SHARP. AS. A. TACK.
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
context www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLhM...
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“I’ve had to go to Burger King” KFC Ran out of chicken
YouTube video by Billsa
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I've had to go to Burger King!" www.instagram.com/reels/Dd_tsa...
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9NEWS on Instagram: "Bear breaks into a car for Burger King outside cabin in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. #localnews #bear #viral #gatlinburg"
6,797 likes, 430 comments - 9newsdenver on October 2, 2026: "Bear breaks into a car for Burger King outside cabin in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. #localnews #bear #viral #gatlinburg".
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They had a purge of Nazi accounts, and poor old Todd got caught up in it.
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it seems that the liberals have abandoned liberalism
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
RIP Clearsky, the app that allowed you to Monitor The Situation of your worst enemies.
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
all croissants are courtesy croissants if you are a bear www.instagram.com/reel/Dd4jFkk...
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Instagram User on Instagram
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's the capitalists and their lapdogs
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
right on, brother
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
babies are extremely stupid
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social pudding
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hacked by @dril.bsky.social ?
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have a low opinion of these things because of some infuriating interactions with Musk's creature (yes, I know I shouldn't use it).
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
good to know there are tech people who think that if you interact with a chatbot for long enough you will be transported to Alpha Centauri
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we know
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Bison Rams Tourist Into the Air
ALT: Bison Rams Tourist Into the Air
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Albert Dros @albertdros.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Recently I have been enjoying photographing some Deep Space objects right from my home in the middle of the Netherlands. More info on deepspace.albertdros.com
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do you people ever stop whining?
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you don't know who Phil Greaves is, imagine an amalgam of Joseph Stalin and Alex Jones. Also imagine that this amalgam is an Englishman who plays golf.
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Phil Greaves bot
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/5C3Fo...
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SUBSCRIBE 😭 #funny #viral #basketball
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Communists, Satanists, and swingers”
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Alex Jones Screaming on Info Wars
ALT: Alex Jones Screaming on Info Wars
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Continents drift around the planet? Totally ridiculous. I don't think that 99% of geologists could be wrong about this. You are spreading disinformation, sweaty!"
"Continents drift around the planet? Totally ridiculous. I don't think that 99% of geologists could be wrong about this. You are spreading disinformation, sweaty!"
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
People who are supposedly members of the cognitive elite are doing the *argumentum ad populum* fallacy in 2026.
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trump has transitioned, and has extremely realistic and gigantic bazongas. www.instagram.com/reel/DagvlGq...
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
FAFO www.youtube.com/shorts/Ls8cx...
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Crocodile Handling Gone Wrong 🐊 👀 🤕
YouTube video by Brian Barczyk
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"silent warehouses" www.tiktok.com/@ground.leve...
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🔊 Turn your volume up. This is what some people say it sounds like to live next to a large AI data center—day and night. In Dowagiac, Michigan, residents sued after alleging a nearby data center opera...
TikTok video by Ground Level Living🌱
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the main target bsky.app/profile/glob...
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🎵 "Are you Republican or Democrat? A liberal fascist full of crap?" 🎵
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
certain people shouldn't exist, it's actually a reasonable point
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"unnecessary dickriding"
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Trump-style politicians just keep winning elections all over the world" is not really true. India, Israel, and Argentina last time.
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
those were CIA-backed insurgencies, no American would have accepted this on American soil
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You could never read a single word (at any venue) from any and all of these people, and you would lose absolutely nothing of value.
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"ENCORE! ENCORE!" www.instagram.com/reel/DcHB0fr...
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Plumes on Instagram: "He came to investigate 🥹❤️‍🩹 Song by @greenday Thank you so much @akwildlife @hollandamericaline for having me ! 🤍 🎛️ Mix by @robthedrums #animals #animal #moose"
99K likes, 1,915 comments - plumesofficiel on August 16, 2026: "He came to investigate 🥹❤️‍🩹 Song by @greenday Thank you so much @akwildlife @hollandamericaline for having me ! 🤍 🎛️ Mix by @robthed...
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
CHANTY BELUGA REPORTEDLY SPOTTED SAYING "TAP IS FINE" AT FOUR CHARLES PRIME RIB www.instagram.com/p/DcR2kSOxk1...
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
people like you want to chemically-castrate 4yo boys, your opinion on health issues should be disregarded
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"watcher of TV" go back to Facebook
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
now everyone has to shit in the woods, inconsiderate fucker www.instagram.com/reel/Db4rmM3...
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Apologies for Stancilskeeting, but you can't pick and choose when The People are detestable morons or savvy consumers.
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
UPDATE: "The average person is too stupid to understand even the most basic elements of economics" > "Most people have a solid understanding of medical insurance"
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Ymca Village People
ALT: Ymca Village People
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Maybe the bad guys deserve to be punished - just a thought!
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Kanye is a genius" is entirely a product of Obama-era political posturing.
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@bsky.app changing the language filter (working) to another one (not working) really does sum up tech today
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
chopsticks be damned www.instagram.com/reel/DbaCz56...
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
trash culture brain damage ⬆️
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
we need to bring back Mythbusters
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You see ads for lab jobs in New Scientist magazine for low-mid 30s. I'm sure a lot of people working those jobs would be tempted by 50k.
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Spartacus Mozart @captivedreamer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Darwin Award contender www.instagram.com/p/Da00L06NqE...
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