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CaptainSubo

@captainsubo.bsky.social
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 5m
Piston
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 5m
How very autumnal
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Welcome back. I hope folks are nice and respectful, (if maybe a little less responsive) here.
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just misread that as Once in a while I use LSD to speed things up... Which is probably not likely to result in an efficiency gain
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Monthly Maintenance
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pump Room
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Timmy did his best and signed the documents but ran into a lot of trouble when he was unable to read them out loud for the recording.
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The muzzle always stays on. The interrogation is later. My job is to make that go smoothly. I don't even know what you've done, and don't expect to see you again. But for the next few hours I will hurt you. I'd be sorry, but it is your own stupid fault, and I am a bit pissed you messed up my plans.
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had romantic plans for you, sweet Timmy! But you've fucked that up good and proper. I do have to say that your body looks as beautiful as I expected, stretched taught like that. It'll be stretched a lot taughter soon if I engage the hydraulics. Now stop your blubbering Timmy.
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't wear those fluffy girly things all the time, Timmy. And this job is not something I talk about. People tend to find a torture officer to be a bit intimidating. To be perfectly frank, now that you've found your way here, this wasn't the way I had expected to see you naked for the first time.
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well hello, Timmy!
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Baron Steems is no longer demanding your hand in marriage."
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I never said it was a large cage."
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I have an empty cage in the Eastern cellars, Mr Delameter. I can see you are tempted.."
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Engaged
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shallow Grave
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A bit complex as to who actually made this
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In retrospect this may be too subtle :)
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shallow Grave
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mouthfull
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The seal at the floor to wall is institutionally perfect.
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Looks gorgeous
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You should get those electrics sorted. Somebody could get a nasty shock 😀
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So you did! 😀
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Simpson sisters were sticklers for the details, and faithfully executed the written plans from thier CEO. Where doubt existed, they would always err on the side of too much, rather than too little.
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They were competitive in the national body-building scene, but were verging on the autistic and likely a bit psychopathic. Written instructions were followed diligently to the letter as Eleanor discovered when she used the word "remove" rather than "restore" when she was rather excited.
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eleanor Harewood spent her working weeks with half a mind on the small torture cell in the disused Sparsholt distribution and secure storage centre. She was particularly pleased that the selection process had resulted in the employment of the Simpson twins. The two women had all the required skills.
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The new CEO had a creative streak, and would explain the torments that awaited in great detail as she wrote them down. The code to the safe in the top office was extracted before the torture started.
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The two large women in security uniforms who kept him company in the days between the visits from the new CEO did exactly as instructed. There was no mercy. The instructions on the clipboard were followed to the letter.
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maxwell Gerbstein had always considered himself a ruthless businessman. Following the hostile takeover of QuikShift, he found himself secured in a dark isolated cell. Following the visit from the young woman who had replaced him as CEO, he discovered what ruthless really meant.
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Decathlon, for all your adventure supplies. The broken golf club is both impractical and non-Decathlon, but it is beautiful and very well balanced.
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Remind me what the term is for walking like a goose
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
5 years after my mild tbi I still can't deal with loud bangs, so won't be shooting any guns :)
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"God Gave America a man who couldn't answer a simple question, who can't sleep because of the adderol, who loosens his bowels to drive off the enemy with his powerful stench, who is not afraid to grab the country by the pussy. Lord I pray that you deliver the world from America's mass stupidity"
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The moment of defeat
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Slugged
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Room 741. Stationary Pendulum
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Discount Dentistry
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Loving the new Meta ads
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Last One
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
No rest for the wicked
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Endless Tears
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Snickers Woman
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tongue Lashing
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CaptainSubo @captainsubo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Nice togs
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