Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He followed her and listened to the instructions, and does so, almost cutting his hand with the knife “why didn’t I think of that?” You just don’t think you have one brain cell 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“I think she’d want a guy with less death wishing and more worthy?” 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“Pretty deadly, like the poisonous fart frog, sure she looks beautiful but it’s for a reason, nature makes anything pretty deadly, I would know…” he means by that his wife 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He stops and put the can down, there’s probably just enough in there to teach him “you have no idea how long I been waiting on someone to teach me, the can keeps culturing my tongue but I don’t know anything else” he admits feeling ashamed. 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yes! The perfect bonding experience for the two. She should teach him before he hurts himself on the can, the corners could cut his tongue 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That he is, also the fact he doesn’t know how to cook, Delilah needs to tech this poor man how to make casseroles or just a simple tuna sandwich. 101
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Is here eating a can of tuna straight from the can 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"oh shit right, Ethan meet my beautiful wife Delilah, Delilah meet my number one ferret" 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"you need to earn her respect boy, she is very picky and doesn't like most other men in general, i'm just lucky" 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"plundering sure, but pillaging? only one woman I need to pillage" winks 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Excuse you I only screw with a specific group of ladies I claimed my wives. Mostly one more than the other, but I would never touch a whore” 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“It is low tide, but I also smell of the sea” 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Well, seems by random he got the bullet, he shots, then spat the bullet out “blech! Looks like o lose, or do I? As I did bet that I would lose so therefore I would win now don’t I?” 010
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He spun the chamber and just barely missed the bullet, click! Now he hands it back 010
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Fun! Though as you spun it already” he grabs the gun and points it at himself. Out of sheer Rand chance it’s empty 010
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Fair enough, all you need is one bullet” 010
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He places the weapon on the table, looks like any other revolver, he also hands the bullets, some are blanks 010
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“I have no luck either, just cold and smell of salt” 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sabre shook his hand, his was as cold as touching ice 010
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Then we play a game, winner gets the building, loser pays off the damages, easy, and being unlucky I could play a reverse bet, removing their luck or whatever, just comes to randomness, chances are we both lose, therefore technically I win, and just pay half or something” 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Would be a nice side income. Sounds good to me” he says before smirking “I’m going to do either the stupidest bet or the smartest bet, I bet myself losing, all in” 010
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“So we are playing a game, and I bet you’re some leprechaun, you look like one” he says thinking of an idea “I must warn you I’m cursed beyond belief, so why don’t we test how far it can go~ ever heard of roulette?” 010
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026He blinks, before bursting out laughing “do I?? Maybe, will I? Not likely as most folks can pay it themselves or have insurance, it’s hell, there’s not a single building that is destroyed once, but multiple a day. But if you insist” 010
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Maybe I did, I like making a dramatic entrance” yeah it’s the fifth building he crashed into today. It’s hell most people have the insurance coverage or the fact most places get destroyed so often his own destruction is merely a drop in the bucket to be noticed 010
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Careful or they will have a bone to pick with you” Badabum! “You can keep having fun, I can manage my schedule myself, not like it’s high security here” 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“What you think I’m doing here? Getting my money’s worth and maybe plan a heist” he whispered the last part “hah! I win~” 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sabre may or may not have crashed into a casino and may or may not be at a black jack table betting away his fortune. Not like he has much to lose 010
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"It depends, a bigger ship with more guns? it'll be slower, harder to maneuver and can't go in shallow water but it does have more power and takes more cargo. For every pro to something bigger is a con" 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 05/09/2026He’s sweating, with Jane gone and Carrie probably pissed he has a feeling he is one of those targets. Time to batten down the hatches and prepare to defend. 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 05/09/2026He looks at her confused “what you mean the voodoo man would be proud you found a bad boy? If anything I’m stupid, wteckless, have anger issues but wouldn’t say bad” 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Stares back “right I should introduce myself, I’m Sabre, the only pirate in hell that I’m aware of that isn’t erased, I probably smell like expired sushi, and the crimes I committed are probably the hardest to redeem as it’s a long list~” 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 04/09/2026He blinks “well at least you don’t have a rat problem and scurvy” 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"that sounds terrifying yet fun to watch them kill each other" 100
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"so you're like salmon and can live in both sea and fresh water, noted, and what do you use the call for? door dash or money?" 100
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"who cares what it means? it's like asking me what it means to be a pirate? you make that meaning blue, be your own siren, which I thought were birds?" 100
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 04/09/2026he nods "agreed, we go to the beach later, and I'll be waiting for that talk" he says hugging back, his tail is starting to sway, he's happier, still hurt but at least not alone 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 04/09/2026he breathes in and out "we need to just be here, for each other, I'll talk to deiliah and jade later about this but right now I need you, just keep my hand as it is the only thing keeping my anger at bay" 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"not like that will change who she is, she is and will always will be my guppy no matter what stage she is in, who knows one day she will start protecting me in turn for protecting her" 100
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 04/09/2026He squeezed her hand back, tears rolling down his cheek, he is holding his anger back as he knows she needs him, he can let the beast out later but now is not the time. "how could she do this to us, to you?? did jane not love us enough? and slasher of all people I thought she was better than that" 000
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"anything to be the best dad I can to her, I want her happy, safe and know I can support her as she grows up and beyond, she's already a teen, time flies, feels like yesterday guppy was just a small scared child" 100
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"maybe it was luck? fate? convenience of the right place and time? she is indeed rare, one of a kind, I wouldn't trade her for the universe. I'm proud to be her dad and that she's becoming a fine young lady, I feel like the luckiest pirate in existance" 100
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"her name is katrina, she is smol and very sweet, and shy, and I'm proud of her" 010
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 04/09/2026the pearls she collects, treasure spots, and in turn I protect her and raise her as my own" 200
Captain Sabre's Roleplay @captainsabre.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"yeah, sailing out at sea one day and out of nowhere I spotted this poor scared lost looking child behind a rock, she explained to me her guardian was chasing away a sea monster, and never saw her since, so I took her in. she was indeed very smart, told me about the sea creatures that hunt her, ++ 100
