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Captain Quint

@captainquint26.bsky.social
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Just another guy who hates sharks, enjoys whiskey and thinks MAGAt folks are what Hannah Arendt called "the ideal subject of totalitarian rule."

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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"I'm sorry, Sam. I'm afraid you have to fire the chatty little bastards."
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Help us stop the apocalypse we're creating." Also Big Tech... "Fire anyone trying to warn us about the apocalypse we're creating."
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If there aren't mass resignations from the outlet, it tells you all you need to know about the people working there. They will make noise "behind the scenes" but be content to bend the knee to the regime in public.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What sucks are your reading comprehension skills...
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is what having a freakshow like RFK, Jr. in a forward-facing public health role gets you...potshots from authoritarians suggesting your own regime has serious problems.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Funny/not funny. Check out the last paragraph of this story on the possible plague outbreak in Russia, where Putin official essentially tells US to pound sand on offer of help, noting US has had its own plague and measles problems. www.themoscowtimes.com/2026/10/07/u...
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U.S. Embassy Urges Citizens to Leave Russia Over Siberian Plague Suspicions - The Moscow Times
The U.S.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ryan Mackenzie looks like one of those tough-talking MAGAt creeps who'd last about five minutes in Moscow before falling victim to a tragic balcony accident. We know how Putin feels about useless, annoying people...
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Poor Mehmet's had issues with groceries since the failed PA US Senate race when he went shopping for crudité.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The best part is that they trot JD out to run this pathetic rap, then hang him out to dry by having the crime boss admit it was wrong and he'll be paying for the ads.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LOL. Guy whose most notable talent is (as noted by Charlie Pierce) cosplaying Mr. Haney from Green Acres to hide the fact he has an Oxford degree. He'll be a slightly less drab nonentity than Scott Walker was in the 2016 field/
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And we all know that when "employers are doing better" they are sure to share their good fortune with the people who work for them, right? Honest to God...where do they find these useless gobshites?
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Roger Marshall would like a word...
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Be Sure You Don't Forget About Me (John Malkovich)
ALT: Be Sure You Don't Forget About Me (John Malkovich)
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And said document misspelled "United States" right under grandpa's signature. Dumbasses...
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
His routine has been nicely described by Charlie Pierce as cosplaying Mr. Haney (Green Acres) to hide the fact he has an Oxford degree.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's almost as if dead souls like Leavitt never got enough education to understand the concept of projection.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He makes it hard to decide why you dislike him so much...is it because he's a stone-cold dumbass or an unapologetic moral degenerate?
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A “behind-the scenes” player. Because no campaign wants to be seen openly courting his counsel.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The best part of this is that the tech bros have to be looking at each other like, "We're pimping for this assclown and he's calling us dopes for naming it AI? Really?" LOL. Yeah, really. Y'all suck.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To be fair, Door Dash top execs may have had an affinity for suburban sex pest Andy Cuomo. Rooting for one of their own kind of thing.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thankfully, many of these IMPOTUS regime losers are as incompetent at grifting as they are at their taxpayer funded jobs. I've said from the beginning...the comic ineptitude of IMPOTUS II would ultimately undermine their evil, criminal intent.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To be fair, it was rare for American Presidents to openly act as if they have dictatorial powers. Hard for some media outlets to keep up...
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Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean: So What?
ALT: Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean: So What?
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Charlie Pierce recently noted, Kennedy is a fellow who cosplays as Mr. Haney to hide the fact he's Oxford educated. Which means he's not just an asshole, he's an elitist asshole.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's a good reason Charlie Pierce tagged him as "the bobble-throated slapdick from Arkansas."
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the dingus who tried to legislate TDS being made an official clinical diagnosis. So I use his story to ask people who use TDS as an attack phrase whether they share his other predilections. That tends to shut them up. Or totally lose their shit Which is fun...
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nothing stings if you're stupid. And prone to blaming failure on others.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another day, another "I got mine, now screw the rest of you" Republican.
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Russell Vought wants to kill the NIH In case you didn't know this, Vought's daughter has cystic fibrosis & has benefited from a combination drug treatment (elexacaftor/tezacaftor/ivacaftor) that was developed by NIH-funded research By @juliametraux.bsky.social www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Project 2025 is gutting medical funding that helped Russell Vought's own kid
Its architect's daughter has cystic fibrosis—and benefits from a "miracle drug" backed by an agency he's attacking.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hell, Minogue is even staying away from the color red in his campaign pieces...lots of blue.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
LOL. Who's gonna "resolve it," big boy? You and the regime that can't keep the Strait open and stop Houthis from attacking regional oil transit routes? Even when these buffoons try to talk tough, they come off like inept stooges...
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NYT reported some may have improperly enrolled in O-care "because they innocently overestimated their expected income or because a broker coached them to do so to obtain coverage." Some brokers did it w/out informing clients. Biden decertified 200 brokers for that. IMPOTUS reinstated them.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So to be clear, these corrupt dinguses in the IMPOTUS White House were so concerned about fraud they (checks notes)...decided to reinstate health care brokers decertified by Biden administration for wrongly pushing people into Obamacare. Pathetic. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/22/h...
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's corks in the forks time.
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Steve Martin's Cork and Fork Gag
ALT: Steve Martin's Cork and Fork Gag
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"They" don't know who dug into the cable or when. They only realized a problem when they went to backup system and it wasn't working (due to said cable cut). Bet they fired someone who was tasked with ensuring efficacy of redundant systems, figuring they'd have AI in place soon enough.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Katie's a grifter who wants her family to be able to run its scams and associate with whatever criminal scumbags they decide to hitch their wagon to. With no accountability and complete disregard for the law. This is how moral degenerates behave...
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Like the Dem that gets left in a GOP Senate/Congressional shitshow hearing to bear witness or object if necessary, media should walk out en masse with one sole representative from legit outlet to be on hand.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When you're losing in so many different ways, you have to grab wins where you can.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The fact that they won't do this is why is the IMPOTUS regime felt so confident in moving against them. Multiple times...
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(Narrator Voice:) Sadly, the WHCA ain't worth the powder to blow it to Hell.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
On the plus side, the FBI is taking on those who have been engaged in bestiality, so some of these degenerate losers that ICE had to cut loose will land on their feet!
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you have to have multiple dwellings, you need to crack down on your patients and make sure they pay up in full and promptly, right Roger?
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Former Canada Prime Minister Jean Chrétien: "I have message for American friends...never mistake our generosity for weakness. Never mistake our tolerance for lack of determination. And never, never mistake our kindness for softness...We bow to no one." Jean Chrétien is an absolute gem 💎❤️🇨🇦
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Seems like his version of "winning" is inspiring the alleged losers to amp up the volume and put more pressure on him heading into the midterms.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Your dad would be proud as hell of you, my man.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Back to back posts in my feed. Two nitwit, soulless ghouls carping about how wonderful it is that the regime is bringing misery and death to its citizens. This is what happens when you have incompetent moral degenerates running things...
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Call me crazy, but I'm thinking this is the latest brick in the wall when it comes to the substantial body of evidence that Scott Jennings is a lying scumbag and a moral degenerate.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
LOL. We'll hire any double-dealing trash here at CBS. Bari is too unimaginative a hack to think there will ever come a day where Maria would sell her ass out. And that day will come the moment crazy Maria signs the contract.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Reminder that there are so many grifting shitbags at every level of this corrupt regime that some folks who are not as juiced as they think they are believe they are more aggressive scammers than actual members of IMPOTUS' family. Hilarious. And completely warped.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FFS...it seems like @nytimes.com is trying to find new ways to remind us how utterly weak and useless they are. Fix your style guide to include the phrase "lie with impunity." Or be content to be called out as lap dogs for access.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fucker would wait three hours in the Fox green room to get on their air, thinking that's a good use of his time. John Fetterman is giving a clinic in being a useless, duplicitous shitbag.
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Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Funniest part of this is McLain is geeked up to do the bit and is really selling it and the folks behind are basically snoozing and have a distinct "who is this crazy dingbat" vibe about them...
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