Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"I'm sorry, Sam. I'm afraid you have to fire the chatty little bastards." 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"Help us stop the apocalypse we're creating." Also Big Tech... "Fire anyone trying to warn us about the apocalypse we're creating." 020
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If there aren't mass resignations from the outlet, it tells you all you need to know about the people working there. They will make noise "behind the scenes" but be content to bend the knee to the regime in public. 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What sucks are your reading comprehension skills... 010
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is what having a freakshow like RFK, Jr. in a forward-facing public health role gets you...potshots from authoritarians suggesting your own regime has serious problems. 010
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Funny/not funny. Check out the last paragraph of this story on the possible plague outbreak in Russia, where Putin official essentially tells US to pound sand on offer of help, noting US has had its own plague and measles problems. www.themoscowtimes.com/2026/10/07/u...themoscowtimes.comU.S. Embassy Urges Citizens to Leave Russia Over Siberian Plague Suspicions - The Moscow TimesThe U.S. 100
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ryan Mackenzie looks like one of those tough-talking MAGAt creeps who'd last about five minutes in Moscow before falling victim to a tragic balcony accident. We know how Putin feels about useless, annoying people... 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Poor Mehmet's had issues with groceries since the failed PA US Senate race when he went shopping for crudité. 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The best part is that they trot JD out to run this pathetic rap, then hang him out to dry by having the crime boss admit it was wrong and he'll be paying for the ads. 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 05/10/2026LOL. Guy whose most notable talent is (as noted by Charlie Pierce) cosplaying Mr. Haney from Green Acres to hide the fact he has an Oxford degree. He'll be a slightly less drab nonentity than Scott Walker was in the 2016 field/ 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 03/10/2026And we all know that when "employers are doing better" they are sure to share their good fortune with the people who work for them, right? Honest to God...where do they find these useless gobshites? 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Roger Marshall would like a word...static.klipy.comBe Sure You Don't Forget About Me (John Malkovich)ALT: Be Sure You Don't Forget About Me (John Malkovich) 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And said document misspelled "United States" right under grandpa's signature. Dumbasses... 020
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 29/09/2026His routine has been nicely described by Charlie Pierce as cosplaying Mr. Haney (Green Acres) to hide the fact he has an Oxford degree. 051
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's almost as if dead souls like Leavitt never got enough education to understand the concept of projection. 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He makes it hard to decide why you dislike him so much...is it because he's a stone-cold dumbass or an unapologetic moral degenerate? 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A “behind-the scenes” player. Because no campaign wants to be seen openly courting his counsel. 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The best part of this is that the tech bros have to be looking at each other like, "We're pimping for this assclown and he's calling us dopes for naming it AI? Really?" LOL. Yeah, really. Y'all suck. 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 26/09/2026To be fair, Door Dash top execs may have had an affinity for suburban sex pest Andy Cuomo. Rooting for one of their own kind of thing. 030
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Thankfully, many of these IMPOTUS regime losers are as incompetent at grifting as they are at their taxpayer funded jobs. I've said from the beginning...the comic ineptitude of IMPOTUS II would ultimately undermine their evil, criminal intent. 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 26/09/2026To be fair, it was rare for American Presidents to openly act as if they have dictatorial powers. Hard for some media outlets to keep up...static.klipy.comRowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean: So What?ALT: Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean: So What? 010
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Charlie Pierce recently noted, Kennedy is a fellow who cosplays as Mr. Haney to hide the fact he's Oxford educated. Which means he's not just an asshole, he's an elitist asshole. 010
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 24/09/2026There's a good reason Charlie Pierce tagged him as "the bobble-throated slapdick from Arkansas." 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is the dingus who tried to legislate TDS being made an official clinical diagnosis. So I use his story to ask people who use TDS as an attack phrase whether they share his other predilections. That tends to shut them up. Or totally lose their shit Which is fun... 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nothing stings if you're stupid. And prone to blaming failure on others. 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Another day, another "I got mine, now screw the rest of you" Republican. 000
Reposted by Captain QuintProf Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Russell Vought wants to kill the NIH In case you didn't know this, Vought's daughter has cystic fibrosis & has benefited from a combination drug treatment (elexacaftor/tezacaftor/ivacaftor) that was developed by NIH-funded research By @juliametraux.bsky.social www.motherjones.com/politics/202...motherjones.comProject 2025 is gutting medical funding that helped Russell Vought's own kidIts architect's daughter has cystic fibrosis—and benefits from a "miracle drug" backed by an agency he's attacking. 21464210
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hell, Minogue is even staying away from the color red in his campaign pieces...lots of blue. 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 22/09/2026LOL. Who's gonna "resolve it," big boy? You and the regime that can't keep the Strait open and stop Houthis from attacking regional oil transit routes? Even when these buffoons try to talk tough, they come off like inept stooges... 100
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 22/09/2026NYT reported some may have improperly enrolled in O-care "because they innocently overestimated their expected income or because a broker coached them to do so to obtain coverage." Some brokers did it w/out informing clients. Biden decertified 200 brokers for that. IMPOTUS reinstated them. 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So to be clear, these corrupt dinguses in the IMPOTUS White House were so concerned about fraud they (checks notes)...decided to reinstate health care brokers decertified by Biden administration for wrongly pushing people into Obamacare. Pathetic. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/22/h... 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's corks in the forks time.static.klipy.comSteve Martin's Cork and Fork GagALT: Steve Martin's Cork and Fork Gag 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"They" don't know who dug into the cable or when. They only realized a problem when they went to backup system and it wasn't working (due to said cable cut). Bet they fired someone who was tasked with ensuring efficacy of redundant systems, figuring they'd have AI in place soon enough. 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Katie's a grifter who wants her family to be able to run its scams and associate with whatever criminal scumbags they decide to hitch their wagon to. With no accountability and complete disregard for the law. This is how moral degenerates behave... 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Like the Dem that gets left in a GOP Senate/Congressional shitshow hearing to bear witness or object if necessary, media should walk out en masse with one sole representative from legit outlet to be on hand. 001
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 19/09/2026When you're losing in so many different ways, you have to grab wins where you can. 010
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The fact that they won't do this is why is the IMPOTUS regime felt so confident in moving against them. Multiple times... 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 19/09/2026(Narrator Voice:) Sadly, the WHCA ain't worth the powder to blow it to Hell. 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 16/09/2026On the plus side, the FBI is taking on those who have been engaged in bestiality, so some of these degenerate losers that ICE had to cut loose will land on their feet! 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If you have to have multiple dwellings, you need to crack down on your patients and make sure they pay up in full and promptly, right Roger? 041
Reposted by Captain Quint🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Former Canada Prime Minister Jean Chrétien: "I have message for American friends...never mistake our generosity for weakness. Never mistake our tolerance for lack of determination. And never, never mistake our kindness for softness...We bow to no one." Jean Chrétien is an absolute gem 💎❤️🇨🇦 19352531407
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Seems like his version of "winning" is inspiring the alleged losers to amp up the volume and put more pressure on him heading into the midterms. 000
Reposted by Captain QuintKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Your dad would be proud as hell of you, my man. 744475734
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Back to back posts in my feed. Two nitwit, soulless ghouls carping about how wonderful it is that the regime is bringing misery and death to its citizens. This is what happens when you have incompetent moral degenerates running things... 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Call me crazy, but I'm thinking this is the latest brick in the wall when it comes to the substantial body of evidence that Scott Jennings is a lying scumbag and a moral degenerate. 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 08/09/2026LOL. We'll hire any double-dealing trash here at CBS. Bari is too unimaginative a hack to think there will ever come a day where Maria would sell her ass out. And that day will come the moment crazy Maria signs the contract. 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Reminder that there are so many grifting shitbags at every level of this corrupt regime that some folks who are not as juiced as they think they are believe they are more aggressive scammers than actual members of IMPOTUS' family. Hilarious. And completely warped. 001
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 06/09/2026FFS...it seems like @nytimes.com is trying to find new ways to remind us how utterly weak and useless they are. Fix your style guide to include the phrase "lie with impunity." Or be content to be called out as lap dogs for access. 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Fucker would wait three hours in the Fox green room to get on their air, thinking that's a good use of his time. John Fetterman is giving a clinic in being a useless, duplicitous shitbag. 000
Captain Quint @captainquint26.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Funniest part of this is McLain is geeked up to do the bit and is really selling it and the folks behind are basically snoozing and have a distinct "who is this crazy dingbat" vibe about them... 020