Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Did anyone even bother to top the greatest sign ever seen on ESPN? 130 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026AI guys have a God complex so out of control they think the Pope himself will validate their beliefs. 0105 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026An important thing has happened in my household. My spouse has made taco pizza!!! 1100 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just 2 weird little guys hanging out on my porch. 070 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I may have also bought Bubbles a friend. His name is Pickles. 010 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm not normally decorative pumpkin person, but i saw this and I had to have it. Also I named it Bubbles. 181 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I still barely know who Hasan Piker is but based off some posts I have seen he's some kind of Sumerian shapeshifting god that will destroy the world...do I have this right? 240 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The Shakespeare theater is at the bottom of this staircase and this has got to be the most elaborate Fae trap I have ever come across. 150 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Oh no....it appears I'm in someone's fantasy novel.... 120 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Ohhhh, he also happens to have a book coming out... cool cool cool.... 110 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I suppose even Guardian columnists have mortgage payments to make.... 110 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Dean Martin Voice: WHEN THE MOON HITS UOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT'S AMORE!!! 291 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Final round which is too long for my counters 120 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Hello and welcome to pasta posting. Im your hostess Captain Pooky and today we are avoiding all discourse by making fresh pasta. 1173 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Good morning from the cutest little pasta maker in the Midwest 180 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Went on a stupid walk for my stupid mental health and stopped by to say hello to a local urban legend and old friend. 050 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Why does the outside sound like chainsaws??? Oh.... 040 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Pasta verde is pretty fucking excellent imo 130 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 28/07/2026He still hoards my post it notes but I love him. Should have named him Ignatius instead of Watson. #weeknightwriters 130 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Good news: I found the lost potato Bad news: I found the lost potato and I think I have to start a potato cult. 190 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Went for a stupid walk for my stupid mental health and...wait no this was worth it. 050 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I have moved the remaining pasta dough to fridge. I'm thinking of making it into orchiette 000 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Flavor and texture wise it's pretty fucking good. Nutritional wise I am.going to hell. 381 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Sorry for the delay everyone but I have made the heretical Dorito pasta dough and now it must rest for at least a half hour 150 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I have made the forbidden dorito egg mixture 140 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Let the record show that approximately 6 cups of whole dorito chips pulverized comes to about 1 1/3rd cup 1110 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I added 2 parts mexi sour cream, 1 par mayo, cilantro, lime juice and a shit ton of chili powder. Will eat again 120 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Theres a lot more corn in that bowl than the photo appears 110 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Cheese is best shredded before making any dish across any region and I will fight you over this 120 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Didn't they have some sort of weird dog tags thing that you wore around your neck? What the hell happened to that thing? 100 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Open AI: Here are your instructions on how to commit crimes.... 100 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Look at how AI did this scene dirty guys? Sucked the joy and magic right out of it. 120 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Tech guys once again getting the wrong message from Tolkein. Peter.... they stopped using it once they got what they needed from it.. 020 0
Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 30/06/2026They're all on the neighbors property so theres not a damn thing i can do. I'm not fucking with tree law. 020 0