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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This is the shot that's like, yes you can have me daddy

CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The amount of rulings they have for cards because "fuck off it just does what you think" is more numerous than you'd think, have people brought up the Google docy you need if someone plays this card?

This card can only be activated during your opponent's turn when your Life Points are 1000 or less. Select 1 monster on your side of the field and send all other cards on the field and in their respective owners' hands to their respective Graveyards. After that, your opponent selects and Special Summons 1 monster from their Deck in face-up Attack Position and attacks your selected monster. (Any Battle Damage from this battle is treated as 0.) The player whose monster remains alone on the field at the End Phase of this turn wins the Duel. Any other case results in a DRAW.

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

so I'm at combo breaker, I'm on the floor at a booth looking at stuff when some dude walks up to me, he's about your height so he looks up at me and just goes "is that John Wayne Gacy?" I said no, it's pat, he then said "who?" I then said @patstaresat.bsky.social and just goes "okay" and walks away

Patstaresat shirt that someone thought was John Wayne Gacy

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

I'm sorry but anything that starts with this is already something I'm gonna just ignore, the fuck does this even mean.

A name that turns many self-professed leftists into rabbid single celled Chihuahuas

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Eva crossing over with anything always makes the best designs and art. The Eva Godzilla stuff is so fucking cool.

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Ichi the witch delivering the perfect reaction image while making sure Desscaras is always serving some kind of look

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

So it's this image except it's Paige being mad you're cuddling the chocolate

Ah yes, me, my husband and his 4 foot tall chocolate rabbit

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Vibe base my nuts you suck at your job

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

@why.bsky.team you're an embarrassment and need to stop calling yourself a coder.

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Bruuuuh we've got the same little devil, little creature ate the "uneatable" dog toys and we've kinda run out of shit to buy her outside of bones

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

RIP my beloved big kitty. You were with me since 2012 and helped me throughout some of the worst parts of my life so far. I will always love you.

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Btw pat this got leaked during their live event about what they're changing btw by ign

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

When you struggle to argue why you need to keep breaking laws and ignoring court orders and it makes your life hard

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

One of the funniest is yugioh prints pretty much every archetype that's ever been shown in the anime, except from this dude because his deck is so fucking toxic it would probably kill the game

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

This is better than what I do to this fucker

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

i'd argue we have a new legendary one piece punch until we get to the ending proper but god i love when oda just gives you peak

when you fuck around with the best dad and find out

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

@patstaresat.bsky.social shout outs to fellow mod on woolie versus dashxero who very quickly made this image at request 10 out of 10

100% real proof of woolie ie self-inserting into Metroid prime 4 As that annoying sidekick character

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

post something random or you'll have an awful december

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Question, does your store have little carts for him to push around? Cause our local grocery store has these for all the little kids to go grocery shopping with their parents at the same time

Customer in training carts for the little ones to shop with you

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Congrats, now to start the tradition of everyone giving you the terrifying toddler card every time they see you

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

When this is the only other person in the theater to watch predator badlands with @wooliewoolz.bsky.social

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

@wooliewoolz.bsky.social he has been obtained and will see how durable he truly is

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Buggy the clown I feel is needed, otherwise my nomination is bobby hills rodeo clown fit

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CaptainPileDriver @captainpiledriver.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score. Yeah this movie is such a product of it's time but man, dracula is hamming every scene along with Frankenstein's monster, also I'm 100% of the belief this turned at least a few men into furries