Captain Harlock: PIRATE @captainphantom.bsky.social · 13/06/2026You do what you can when you're on depression meds. 01811
Captain Harlock: PIRATE @captainphantom.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I'm a big boy, I can 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖐𝖊 it off. 020
Captain Harlock: PIRATE @captainphantom.bsky.social · 15/03/2026C̶e̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶m̶a̶s̶s̶? 𝘾𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝘼𝙎𝙎 042
Captain Harlock: PIRATE @captainphantom.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Surprised we never got a "𝐇𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐫" out of these wonderful losers. 🖤 051
Captain Harlock: PIRATE @captainphantom.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Some people should get their stockings stuffed. 😏 030
Captain Harlock: PIRATE @captainphantom.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Some 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝘁𝘆 can only be plundered on a theoretical level. 062
Captain Harlock: PIRATE @captainphantom.bsky.social · 17/12/2025What can I say? I clean up 𝖆𝖑𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙. 061
Captain Harlock: PIRATE @captainphantom.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Don't let 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 keep you from what you deserve. 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 063
Captain Harlock: PIRATE @captainphantom.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a god... always use the indefinite article 𝗔 god, never 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 god. 😉 051
Captain Harlock: PIRATE @captainphantom.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Corporations lie and cheat to systemically subdue and steal from you. It's only fair that the barricades they've constructed should be used to bury them. 031
Captain Harlock: PIRATE @captainphantom.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Be out there, supporting women's rights and 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬. 063
Captain Harlock: PIRATE @captainphantom.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Between 1602 and 1795 "The VOC 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗲𝗱 approximately 4,000 people per year." 061
Captain Harlock: PIRATE @captainphantom.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Pump up those space crime numbers. 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 040
Captain Harlock: PIRATE @captainphantom.bsky.social · 20/09/2025𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻' 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗼 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗼 𝗢𝘇. 010
Captain Harlock: PIRATE @captainphantom.bsky.social · 16/07/2025This, but more thorns. 𝗟𝗼𝘁𝘀 of thorns. 010
Captain Harlock: PIRATE @captainphantom.bsky.social · 07/06/2025It's dangerous to go alone, take this 🤚 030
Captain Harlock: PIRATE @captainphantom.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Gacha roulettes are a special Hell. 030
Captain Harlock: PIRATE @captainphantom.bsky.social · 18/05/2025There are too many 'load', 'mount' and 'press' puns to know where to start. 030
Captain Harlock: PIRATE @captainphantom.bsky.social · 16/05/2025A docent of drunken dozing, really. 060
Captain Harlock: PIRATE @captainphantom.bsky.social · 13/05/2025𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗡𝗢𝗪, 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 030
