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@captainnath.bsky.social
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Mostly known as a writer and gambler. Some places known as a comic, a bartender, an accountant, a contrarian TV critic, a streamer, and a poster. More famous-adjacent than famous. "Be a flaneur once more." Host of @cardsspeak.bsky.social.

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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
running like dog shit today. lost nine preflop all-ins in a row in the last ten minutes. six flips and three where i was way ahead. managed to lose AA to 95, that was a blast.
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And you blocked me too. Whiny racist bloodthirsty coward.
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You're blocking anyone who provides real evidence of what you support, so I'll just say: You're a moral coward, and your insistence that an ethnostate built on genocide and sexual violence is fundamental to Jewish identity is the most antisemitic thing anyone has said in this conversation BY FAR.
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ugh, came as close to winning the big bounty in the ClubWPT Gold nightly $33 mystery bounty as I ever will. busted 13th KK < AA, and kept watching. the big bounty was on the second-place finisher, and I had him all-in here preflop, but he drew out on me.
TT vs. AJo all in preflop. AJ wins with an ace on the turn.
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They all look like AI-generated pedos
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New post. I'm getting back to working full time on playing poker and writing / broadcasting about it, because nothing else has worked, so I pretty much have to. (Although, that said, I have managed to reignite my passion for it in the last five years.) captainnath.com/off-table/9-...
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I have not abandoned this and I am coming back – Jackpot Lounge
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
like Andy Greenwald was a big shit-talker when he wrote at whatever Bill Simmons' publication was at the time. And now he's writing on the new Harry Potter show, knowing full well what that entails! Sorry, *who's* the piece of shit again?
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of the weird things about being me is that I saw how many people back in Woke 1 would trash my brother for being a WHITE MAN and writing stories about WHITE MEN, and then end up revealing themselves to be actually shitty people in their personal conduct or otherwise having no principles.
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've been playing poker for an hour today and I've gotten two- or three-outed nine times. It's usually hard enough to even get the money in that good that often. I don't know what is happening today. I haven't WON a single one of those hands.
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Keep posting through it, Parker, maybe everyone will forget you smarmily condescended to everyone who didn't support the Nazi-tattoo rapist war tourist fan of killing.
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
YOU brought him up, idiot! You're the one still living in the past! Maybe if you weren't such an antisemite you wouldn't still be playing Blame The Jew a decade after your precious Hillary lost to a TV clown.
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Cards Speak Podcast @cardsspeak.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Made a few clips of the show that you can watch either horizontally or vertically. Finally getting underway with planning out more episodes, wanted to do a little to promote the previous ones. I'll be making more than just these few as well, but here we are now.
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Cards Speak Podcast @cardsspeak.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Been a while, so I made a new vlog to catch followers and fans up on what exactly has been going on. I also just realized I used the wrong info card on the side, but you'll figure out where to go, I'm sure.
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June Update + We're Back
YouTube video by Captain Nath's Poker Journey
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It's a thread
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I had a little too much fun with the Futurama generator
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
THE OFFICE
Avoiding calls from Steve Coogan's lawyer since 2001
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
EUPHORIA
Like what you see? Call Crazy Jan's for all your high-school heroin and face-tattoo needsEUPHORIA
Drake helped us adapt an Israeli show about oversexed teenagers for completely normal reasons
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
GAME OF THRONES
We know you're here for the sexposition, we can see your lotion bottleGAME OF THRONES
If you know how it should end, please write: David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, c/o HBO
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
DISENCHANTMENT
Admit it, you forgot Matt Groening made another show
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
30 ROCK
Free MILF Island t-shirt with purchase of Tracy Jordan Meat Machine
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
FIGHT CLUB
Maybe YOU are Tyler Durden!
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
FRINGE
We promise this time J.J. kind of knows where this is going
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
ANDOR
If you have friends everywhere, why are you in front of the TV?
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
Now with Mr. Banana Grabber Animation Rights
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
also, finally put some songs i recorded a few years back on bandcamp. i think they're solid songs, but i am not a good musician. just keep trying to create. greytemples.bandcamp.com
greytemples.bandcamp.com
cracked guitar (demos), by Grey Temples
8 track album
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Finally made one of these to keep everything in one place. linktr.ee/capn_nath
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
lmao, SNL finally put this on YouTube
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Norm Macdonald Monologue - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
t's also perfect that my worst stretch is when I need good luck the most. I got laid off a year ago and my unemployment ran out six months ago. Naturally, the last six months are the worst I've run in tournaments over the last five years.
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I feel like some people just feel lucky and then they are! They can just decide to feel that way and it works! I CAN'T! I don't know how to do it! Every time I try to adjust my mindset, I fucking fail to! It doesn't work! I don't know how!
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I'm sick of the first 2-4 hours of every session losing every single all-in. I'm sick of never getting off to a good start and having to bust about two dozen times before I even cash something.
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I don't know what to do about my mental game or my horrible luck. It's exhausting how badly I've been running this year. It's exhausting winning all-ins about 40% as often as I'm supposed to. It's exhausting running at NEGATIVE NINETY-TWO PERCENT RETURN ON INVESTMENT in $100+ tournaments.
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Lol I just saw this headline and thought of this post
Blake Street Tavern to be reborn as Tavern on Blake Street
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
On the 3/4 I watch, I agree on two, but I often found the overarching case and Matty Matlock's double life well more interesting than the weekly cases.
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Cards Speak Podcast @cardsspeak.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Audio version should be on your preferred streaming service, or directly here: rss.com/podcasts/car...
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Episode 4 - Sideline Commentary with Tony Dunst | Podcast Episode on RSS.com
Tony Dunst, longtime commentator and co-host of the World Poker Tour broadcasts, drops by the (virtual) studio for a chat. We catch up a bit, discuss our backgrounds, his work for WPT, the poker boom,...
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Cards Speak Podcast @cardsspeak.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
New episode out to the public now with WPT host Tony Dunst! Have fun! We did. (Well, I did for sure and I *think* he did.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0uR...
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Episode 4 - Sideline Commentary with Tony Dunst
YouTube video by Captain Nath's Poker Journey
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I saw this in a TV show about some cops whose badge looked like a "shield",
And it served as a "shield" for their corruption,
And if they lost their "shield", they would go to jail.
I think it was called...
"The Cops That Couldn't Stop Committing Crimes."
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The Marshall Tucking Band
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
where do i go to brag about yesterday calling a b200 on the river with 9 high and being good
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
nonbinary metal band Iron They/Them trans piano woman Billy Hole
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
One of the cool things about being a kid in 1986 is that you could watch a cartoon tell you "winners don't use drugs," then watch Lawrence Taylor win NFL MVP and a Super Bowl, and watch the Mets win the World Series
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
he's also in this upcoming Glen Powell comedy about a country musician, which led me to, uh, this entire thread bsky.app/profile/capt...
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is 100% real. It was on the radio in the 1990s.
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Corn Nuts Commercial - The Real Radio Jingle
YouTube video by goodsteveadman
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The Corn Nuts "Bust a Nut" jingles
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
oh, you know who would be a good opener for Lez Zeppelin, Thin Lezzy
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I wanted to do something with "enby" but I can't think of a good band
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I remember when I was a kid I thought he was saying, instead of "in our dance hall days," "and we danced on dice" Which I now think is kind of a cool image / metaphor, but I don't know where to use it
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The Trans of Being She at Her? I'm really reaching here
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Unfortunately I dried up on actual puns really quickly here
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Nine Inch Nails (but nail just means girldick now)
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Nath, among other things @captainnath.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
How about Really Gay Cyrus
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