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Captainmeth

@captainmeth.bsky.social
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funny British man age: 24 comms: closed He/They

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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sugar blast alt
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fear the sugar coated Peep-zilla!!!
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dooj @doordoordoordoor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lined full color comm for @captainmeth.bsky.social
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
YEEESD
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Bluey @bluedingo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the paw tit covers
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Cloud ☆彡 @cloudboyo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
smexy
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UnderCoverBob [1/1] @undercoverbob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this is so cute!, they move so gracefully
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Cloud ☆彡 @cloudboyo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
fake pfps for something you guys are gonna see soon
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✨️Luk4s✨️ @lucasart6663.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
noice🦉
wut
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✨️Luk4s✨️ @lucasart6663.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
tonotos🌿
faces 🗿*Dean Morris meme*"wat do you seen jackass *honk*"Antenita 📻✨️
(a friend's oc)
@immobile-churrasca.bsky.social
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ROBOY-THOR @roboy-thor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Who could have foreseen the consequences for fueling this much... Guess I'll have to wish for a new pair of shorts for my birthday next week, on the 29th... ;b Whole thing done slightly under 2 hours btw lol
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
alt i forgot about featuring a new nerd for doe to smash death to blue nerds
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yes ma'am
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
this is such a great shpaee,, love her face
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fucker bun (COMMS CLOSED) @hoodiechubs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hee-holy SHIT he's doing it to himself! Is he confused? No, he's... he's definitely doing it on purpose. Full render for a lovely anon!
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
oh my god the sequal!!
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Cloud ☆彡 @cloudboyo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
turn your local hot topic employee into a blimp
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the one the causes the entire world to smothered..
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🔞 honeyswells @honeyswells.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
reminder that this is only one half to an incredible scenario! how else to top off a king's buffet than forced exercise? get jogging, nekrasa! #honeyswells #weightgain #overweight
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
oh that pipe drawing is insane
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It's pronounced "Bread"🔞 @6read.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Cyberpunk demihuman cat for @fatkittygal.bsky.social
a young, latina demihuman catwoman with various cybernetic enhancements, standing in a relaxed pose and smiling at the camera while holding up a futuristic AK-like rifle by the magwell. 
She has dark brown hair and tortie-pattern fur on her right forearm and tail. Her outfit looks very militaristic, composed of a kevlar top with many mag pouches and futuristic baggy pants with many straps and a hexagonal, forest camo pattern. Her cybernetics include an artificial left arm, a dark faceplate and left iris (split into 3 glowing dots an black sclera) and a belt-fed cannon  with a camera mounted on a robot limb above her left shoulder. A side profile of her weapon is displayed to her  right
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Smokii @stacpac.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Found this old Stolas pic, decided to add a bit of cellulite that for some reason I didn’t add to begin with
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Causes me to fall on the train tracks
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Standing by the subway because im bored feel free to push me or something
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Cloud ☆彡 @cloudboyo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
More stuff and the unused panels i showed off a few months ago
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Cloud ☆彡 @cloudboyo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
there was a bunch of discarded visuals and pages for the rtl drive that i never showed off but ill post a few
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home-made🔞 COMMS CLOSED @home-made.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Average café experience... For @fatunatecookie.bsky.social 🍑
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𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕠𝕟-𝟜𝟚𝟘 🔞 @person-420.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Wonkee will do anything to entertain his guests (and himself to a degree~)
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The Champagne Champion @kafrizzzle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
woah pam ahoy
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
they are just as gorgeous as i imagined them...
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Running full speed towards them
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WoopWoomp @woopwoomp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
insanely full snake thing
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Love how make characters these dumb fat brutes
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🔞 honeyswells @honeyswells.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
(cw// fatal vore?? technically??) i got one more in me. political commentary's never been so subtle. #honeyswells #inflation #blueberryinflation
Oenome (Pronoun Palace) swolen big and round in the Palace, hooked up to a fat tube pumping fluid straight into her ass from "The Working Class" machine. Her entire body has become a round, sloshing orb with tits practically spilling out her blouse. Bammon watches on in fury, tail hooked around and tugging on a pullstring that (presumably) works the machine more. The machine has a vatt of red fluid with totally not eyeballs in it, labelled "dissidents". Oenome unceremoniously belches.Same as prior, but bluer and juicier.
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
a shocking statement
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Hope everyone had a great month Be prideful and gay forever
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Jester Juice @jesterjuice.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
fish caught in the chocolate tube
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RMW's @richmanwolf.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
That one 'Looney Tunes' scene I had in mind for an inflation blimp gag adventure with Zooble 🔻
Zooble from The Amazing Digital Circus inflated with their peanut body swell like a blimp with a hose on their butt
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Cobalt Sludge pit @garygrime.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
IN SHOCKING NEWS A BRITISH WOMAN SHOCKS BGT WITH HER GIANT GASSY ASS
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I liked it more then I thought I would
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dooj @doordoordoordoor.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
lined flat color comm for @captainmeth.bsky.social
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
biting your big bubble ass
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
handsome is to far
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
hes just sorta ugly sorry
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hairy alt, wanted to give it a try first time doing it
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Have you dreamed this man’s juicy ass?, it’s weird I know
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Captainmeth @captainmeth.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Erm… Gloria
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