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Captain Marko Ramius

@captainmarkoramius.bsky.social
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NAID lover. Progressive Boomer. Blue dot in Red City in Blue State. No tolerance for BS. Corporate Media boycotter. Proud father of a nonbinary child. "Liberté, égalité, fraternité"

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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey, Iran? EOL
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Shut Down Button Press
ALT: Shut Down Button Press
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it time for the caravans at the border again? Does anyone in their right mind still believe this BS? OMFG. EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What happened to the trucker's strike yesterday? I haven't heard a word! Did the price of diesel go down? EOL
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Risada Risada Meme
ALT: Risada Risada Meme
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This year, the October surprise will be if this one particular party actually does something intelligent. So, no October surprise this year, folks. EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Isn't Blue Crush a delicious drink? EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watch for false flags during Yom Kippur. EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've been rewatching "A Face in the Crowd", "Being There", and "Idiocracy", and i feel lost. Then I rewatch "Dave" and I regain some hope. EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think Ukraine figured out what to kill in Russia to affect the war Winter is coming in Moscow! Time for Putin to enter the FO phase. EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Are truckers actually stupid enough to think that a nationwide trucker strike is going to magically make the oil flow again in the middle east and diesel prices will magically come down? Don't answer that. EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just found out that a barrel of oil = 42 gallons. 42, the answer to the meaning of the life, the universe, and everything. Who knew? EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fiddling while Rome burns = Posting Social Media posts while the world burns. History always repeats itself. EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
These days, more than ever, I keep thinking of the phrase: "feet of clay". EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Who would have guessed that Karma was underaged girl? EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mmmmm. Jelly rolls...... EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Hatred, which could destroy so much, never failed to destroy the man who hated, and this was an immutable law.” – James Baldwin EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
To all farmers and ranchers: Bootstraps, baby! EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Remember the good old days? Way back when, when you voted against the woman? How's things going now? EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Guess what? I DON'T NEED BEEF! EOL.
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Stupid, but obvious question: If the US destroys Iran, and Iran destroys the rest of the gulf states, who's the winner? Hint: EOL
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Waving Flag of Israel Painting
ALT: Waving Flag of Israel Painting
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
BREAKING: Qatar needs additional air defense systems. It's asked for its jet back EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To: James Gunn From: Us i.gifer.com/M3NZ.gif EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Like ICE, you mean? EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Are the communists the rapists who eat the cats and the dogs and who vandalized the reflecting pool? I'm so confused. Is there a list somewhere? EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Any way the new NYC Mayor can tax the fxxx out of Fox? EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I've got the over on how many EMS units are called to the mall on Saturday. EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
He knows that won't kill the algae, right? Right? EOL
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Phil Lewis as Mr. Moseby: I Give Up!
ALT: Phil Lewis as Mr. Moseby: I Give Up!
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It's really simple, folks. Republicans and Corporate Democrats talk the talk. Democratic Socialists walk the walk. EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to." EOL
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SML Bowser Junior: We're At The Mall!
ALT: SML Bowser Junior: We're At The Mall!
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
“I don’t care how much it costs,” said the Emperor. “I want to wear clothes that are unlike any anyone has ever seen. The whole town talked of nothing but the splendid clothes of the Emperor. The Emperor shivered, for he suspected they were right. But he thought, ‘This procession must go on.’” EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Every time I see TrumplEpstein I can't help seeing this in my head. EOL
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Cuckoo's Nest: Chief Bromden Talks
ALT: Cuckoo's Nest: Chief Bromden Talks
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
TrumplEpstein has declared victory over the algae. The algae has declared the MOU violated and has vowed to return. EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Patty Jenkins directed Wonder Woman Craig Gillespie directed Supergirl That should tell you everything you need to know. EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Crypto - Gryphy! I can't. I really, just can't. EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
TrumplEpstein's reflecting pool = Captain Queeg's Strawberries. Idiocracy has become the norm and we are doomed. EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
BREAKING: Embroiderers have been working overtime in order to get the curtain ready to cover the reflecting pool for the next two years. EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I guess the phrase "Drain The Swamp" was ahead of its time. EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Sky looks like a Hollywood backdrop today. Our house survived the Upriver Fire. EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"Paranoia strikes deep. Into your heart it will creep." EOL
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Underwater Swim in Green Pool
ALT: Underwater Swim in Green Pool
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Is Team Algae an offshoot of Antifa? Inquiring minds want to know. EOL
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Now You Know The More You Know PSA
ALT: Now You Know The More You Know PSA
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
#TrumplEpstein EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I think it's getting close to the time when the corporate media "polls" start tightening D/R races to get the most advertising money from both sides. Let's see....Pay attention, folks, and don't believe a word of it. EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Typical mob boss: "Pay them off! If that doesn't work, kill them!" Poor addled sap couldn't even do THAT in the right order. EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
WE ARE ALL WINSTON SMITH! EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The republican party has always been run by dictators. The case in point couldn't be more obvious here. THIS is what we get as a country when republicans are allowed to think for themselves. Unfortunately for us this time, the dictator is an utter moron. EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Anyone who says they don't know who to believe about the war, us or them should realize. That says a lot more about us than it does them. EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Anyone remember in his first term that the corporate media adamantly refused to use the word "lie"? Ah, the good old days... EOL
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
'Time to face reality': Columnist says Trump is 'mentally unwell' — it can't be ignored www.rawstory.com/trump-mental... Is another Jake Tapper book in the offing? EOL
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'Time to face reality': Columnist says Trump is 'mentally unwell' — it can't be ignored
Alan Rusbridger, columnist and former editor of The Guardian, explained how the moment of reckoning has arrived — it's time to be honest that President Donald Trump's mental state is declining. In a c...
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I'm starting to think that Mr. Art of the Deal doesn't know what the word "deal" means... EOL
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a man says " you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means " to another bald man
ALT: a man says " you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means " to another bald man
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Republicans in the midterms: EOL
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a man in a hat and gloves is waving through a glass door .
ALT: a man in a hat and gloves is waving through a glass door .
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Captain Marko Ramius @captainmarkoramius.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I heard that most corporate media correspondents are hiding at CPAC today. Wonder what they're afraid of covering. EOL
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