Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Boy, good thing she wasn’t 15. That would just make your head explode. 030
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yep. That's the point. That's the appeal, to shitty people. 020
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Wait a minute, I’m confused. So 15 is too young for a young man to enter the world of modeling, but 15 was old enough for girls to be passed around by men like Trump and Prince Andrew? Did I get that right?thedailybeast.comMAGA Ghoul Launches Vile Attack on Mourning Cindy CrawfordThe MAGA host’s comments come just one day after Presley Gerber’s tragic death. 3163
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Damn, and I was really hoping to live long enough to finish this season of Ted Lasso. 030
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Trump Says a Smart President Is All That’s Needed to Rein In A.I. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/14/u...nytimes.comTrump Rejects Talk of A.I. Regulation and Calls Out Anthropic’s CEOThe president again rejected calls to try to regulate the industry, even as some of its leaders are speaking more openly about the risks of rapidly developing artificial intelligence. 360
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You think that’s something, wait til he tells you about the Japanese Zeros he shot down at Pearl Harbor.thedailybeast.comWhite House Melts Down When Confronted Over Trump’s 9/11 LieThe White House lost its cool as Donald Trump’s latest 9/11 tale came under scrutiny. 030
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 16/07/2026'Is this a parody?' GOP lawmaker's attack on Talarico's manliness backfires spectacularly www.rawstory.com/talarico-man... You mean this guy? 052
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I understand Nate Bargatze might be at the opening of the Obama Presidential Center today. Not because he's political, mind you. Library books just happen to be his favorite books. (Or book.) 040
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 26/02/2026This man is an insult to his last name.rawstory.com‘Weakest Speaker’: Mike Johnson derided on Capitol Hill after latest Trump surrenderWASHINGTON — The Department of Homeland Security remains shut down, but you wouldn’t know it from walking around the U.S. Capitol, where the Epstein files and President Donald Trump’s State of the Uni... 1254
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I get it. We all know when Trump says, "They should go back to where they came from" who this is meant to appeal to. So when they scream, "They should go back to where they came from!" my response is, "Why don't you go back to where YOU came from. Your sister's womb." 0100
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 31/01/2026 I can’t help wondering if some of that is just jealousy, knowing every kid walking out of those schools has better reading skills than they do. Especially the first graders.huffpost.comICE Is Circling Minnesota Schools, Looking For Children to TakeLiam Ramos, 5, isn’t the only child in detention. Teachers and parents describe kids being hunted by federal agents. 0163
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 28/01/2026"They're eating the early-bird specials! Roving gangs of retirees eating the early bird specials." Thank God we finally have an administration that's not afraid to stand up to the worst of the worst.rawstory.comTrump's ICE shocks by drawing guns on retired couple: 'These thugs are the Proud Boys'President Donald Trump's immigration forces stunned observers on Wednesday after they drew their weapons on an elderly couple in a church parking lot in Minneapolis. The retired couple spoke with jour... 082
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 28/01/2026A little levity for a moment... In celebration of 50 seasons of Survivor, here is the parody I wrote for it for Cartoon Network. It hadn't even hit the air yet when I was asked to write it, but just the buzz about it alone meant Cartoon Network had to parody it. youtu.be/Ro_yY1LULhw?...youtu.beCartoon Network - Staylongers (Full Length) - 4KYouTube video by Sover_ 1163
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I, for one, will be happy when J.D. Vance is matched through the streets of DC with a shaved head and Trump branded on his forehead. 3112
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I’ve never known an administration where “soulless fuck” is a mandatory for being named to the cabinet. 0152
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I’m getting a jump on my New Year’s Resolutions. I vow to stop saying, “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.” 0130
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I’ll bet his rationale starts with a good ‘ol, “At least…” “At least” makes everything okay, as long as it’s followed by MAGA logic. 000
Reposted by StuartStuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I guess when you're a rapist AND pedophile AND traitor to your country, empathy is not something you've ever considered a necessity. 2176
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I guess when you're a rapist AND pedophile AND traitor to your country, empathy is not something you've ever considered a necessity. 2176
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 08/12/2025The turd doesn’t fall far from the diaper.huffpost.comDonald Trump Jr.’s ’Disgusting’ Children’s Book Attack On Tim Walz Draws CondemnationDonald Trump's son parroted his father's insulting of the Minnesota governor. 094
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 05/12/2025To celebrate, Trump immediately ordered Hegseth to blow up every boat in the San Francisco Bay. 040
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 05/12/2025What a coincidence! Half of Americans see him as an enemy of America.theguardian.comHalf of Europeans see Trump as enemy of Europe, survey findsNine-country poll finds half of people believe risk of war with Russia is high and three-quarters want to stay in EU 012
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Apologies for being a bit gross, but I can't help wondering how many snot rockets ICE Agents unknowingly eat every day? I mean, at the places that will still even serve them. 081
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I used to say, “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.” Then Trump came along. Oh, how long that list of wishes has grown.along.how 000
Reposted by StuartLulu @lulu.sheshed.rocks · 19/11/2025Hey ChatGPT, how many Republican congresswomen have called Trump out for calling a reporter Piggy? 18311155
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 15/11/2025theonion.comTrump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American PedophilesWASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped... 060
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 14/11/2025If the MAGA base is satisfied with this bullshit move, they're even more stupid than I thought. Like, centuries and centuries ago stupid. But they will get to enjoy discovering fire.nytimes.comTrump Administration Live Updates: Bondi Assigns Prosecutor to Look Into Epstein’s Ties to Prominent Democrats 041
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Dear Megyn Kelly, I understand you're confused about what constitutes pedophilia. Not that it surprises me, you seem to be confused by a lot of things most people aren't. But until you figure it out, please don't tell men (stupid enough) to listen to you it's okay to have sex with girls under 18. 182
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Sometimes I wonder if Donald Trump lies in bed at night wishing he’d never met Jeffrey Epstein and molested and raped all those underaged girls. Then I remind myself who Donald Trump is and the answer is no, he doesn’t. Then I wish I could have those 5 seconds of wondering back. 0122
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 21/10/2025I want a reporter to ask J.D. Vance, Marco Rubio, Mike Johnson and Lindsey Graham, among others, what they think of pedophiles, and get their exact response on record. Then we can compare it to what they say after Trump is finally exposed. 2137
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Me and a few thousand friends in Dallas yesterday. 100% peaceful, as it was everywhere. A very nice lady asked if she could take a picture of my shirt. She then told me I looked like Robert Plant. I thanked the nice lady profusely, then wished her luck on her upcoming cataract surgery. 0155
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Wrong, you soulless fuck. Kids are who Trump had sex with. These were adults making these comments. But I understand why you would come to their defense.theguardian.comJD Vance brushes off racist texts by adults in Republican group chat as ‘what kids do’Vice-president downplays messages such as ‘I love Hitler’ in chat by 24 to 35-year-olds to ‘stupid jokes’ 0136
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 09/10/2025When I think back to all the years in junior and senior high, showering after PE class, I only now realize how prolific autism must have been. 120
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Wait until all the MAGATs upset about Bad Bunny performing at halftime see all those D.E.I. hires playing on the field. 040
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Somewhere George Carlin and Lenny Bruce are watching wondering what the fuck happened to comedy. But congratulations on your Soulless Fuck Tour. 090
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Wait until all the MAGATs upset about Bad Bunny performing at halftime see all those D.E.I. hires playing on the field. 000
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I did! In the final episode,you awoke from a dream and shouted, “Mother!” I still do that all the time at home when I’m discombobulated about something. It cracks me up! 131
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 03/10/2025You’re too kind! I miss the hell out of those days. 111
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Thanks, but Dave Berg did this one. We did a ton of these, along with about 5,000 bumps and interstitial. 171
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 02/10/2025I understand the colleges that sign will get 100 pallets of A1 every month.nytimes.comTrump Administration Asks Colleges to Sign ‘Compact’ to Get Funding Preference 010
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Okay. I guess you'll be ignoring what's about to come out about you, then? 000
Stuart @captainlinger5678.bsky.social · 02/10/2025I'm back after being hacked and subsequently suspended for weeks. But everything's jake now, thank the baby Jesus. What have I missed? 1172