Cap @captainkuschel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Fun autumn activities 🍂 🎃 - visiting a pumpkin patch - buying some pumpkins and giving them to your neighborhood raccoons - collecting colorful leaves - summoning the devil together 021
Cap @captainkuschel.bsky.social · 20/08/2025@lavenderroach.bsky.social happy börthday from the gang and me!! We hope ü have a GREAT day and send ü lots of fluff!! 💖🎉 110
Reposted by Capbog rat 🐀 (im taubenmodus) @captainlala.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Me (left) and @captainkuschel.bsky.social (right) 162
Cap @captainkuschel.bsky.social · 16/10/2024My best friends ever are coming to visit today!!!!!!! 021
Cap @captainkuschel.bsky.social · 21/07/2024Pls, @ US dems, nominate me as your new presidential candidate!! Thx 011
Cap @captainkuschel.bsky.social · 19/07/2024Dang, I wasn't on here for five months? Didn't even notice, I was so busy doing crime. 010
Cap @captainkuschel.bsky.social · 19/07/2024A raccoon? In your kitchen? It's more likely than you think! 011
Cap @captainkuschel.bsky.social · 24/01/2024In Deinem Müll und immer da, das ist die Waschbär-Antifa! 021
Reposted by Cap❥ Matt 🪳 @cockroach.zone · 23/12/2023It's actually criminal how few cookies I've had this month. 011
Cap @captainkuschel.bsky.social · 29/11/2023Christmas time is the best. I love the christmas markets. I love the food and drinks there. I love stealing the wallets of drunk rich people. I love tying together the shoelaces of men who get a little too touchy around women. I love the lights and the freshly baked goods. 072
Cap @captainkuschel.bsky.social · 22/11/2023I need haribo in the shape of brains, so I can call myself the Neuromuncher. 111
Cap @captainkuschel.bsky.social · 22/11/2023Reminder för ü to get the flu vaccine and the covid booster! 011
Cap @captainkuschel.bsky.social · 17/11/2023What ü should probably knöw about me is that I dö the mönch and (!) the crönch. 141
Reposted by Capbog rat 🐀 (im taubenmodus) @captainlala.bsky.social · 06/11/2023Sometimes a raccoon's kiss is all you need. 143
Cap @captainkuschel.bsky.social · 19/10/2023I can't talk right now, I'm doing hot racc shit (sitting at the furdresser, so I look pretty tomorrow when I see my best friends!!) 010
Cap @captainkuschel.bsky.social · 18/10/2023I'm so excited, I'm gonna see my best friends this friday!! 020
Cap @captainkuschel.bsky.social · 13/10/2023I like it here. No more being afraid of Elon Musk sliding into my DMs, begging for feet pics. Nice. 010
