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*Deep breath* HAPPY GORTASH WEEK EVERYONE (Even though it was in July 😭) The prompt I picked was "Criminal" !!!! See you in another 5 months for day 2!!! (hopefully not) #EnverGortash #GortashWeek

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

*His chest puffs slightly* I'm far from regular.

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

*His eye narrows and he grits his teeth* I did *not* mess up. They're bad for business, that's all you need to know. Oh, and I need the ship to remain intact.

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

I've no clue. That's why I need someone good at tracking.

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Jonas Greyhorn. Captain Jonas Greyhorn.

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

*his brow furrows* Ye best go on your own. I ain't itchin' to spend the night in a cell.

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

A crew of about 15 men. I last saw them about three weeks ago, a few miles east of The Whalebones, if ye know yer geography.

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

The entire crew aboard The Howling Rose.

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Dave is better. Reminds me of a great pirate. Davey Bones.

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

*shakes his head* I'm just a man with a bone to pick. I don't care how they die, as long as they suffer.

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

The clouds and the wind. *shrugs and eyes the hand before taking it* Poetry-Charm, 'ey? Yer parents are of the fruity sort, I take it?

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

And what would ye be offering in return?

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

*smirks* Ye slipped up there, mate. Now, what ye be askin for? Or are we gonna keep pretending this is some other party?

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

*looks up at the sky* There'll be one in 3 days.

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Ye talk him up quite a bit... Ye in love?

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

You can find dead ones washed up after a storm, easy

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

The jellyfish, mate. Softer than a maiden.

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

*smirks* Fast friends, are we? Well, the murdery sort, the coin sort, and the tracking sort.

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

*his brow furrows* Did ye think that was a compliment?

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Quite the opposite. I'm here to do some... valuable networking, shall we say.

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

@lordenvergortash.bsky.social Hello, your esteemed... ness. I'm in need of some cash and an acquaintance of mine said ye may be looking for more hands

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

... Aye, the docks. I came in on one of the merchant vessels...

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

What use is extra length if ye can't use it? ... Are ye blind? Illiterate? Can ye see the "Captain" in my name?

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Aye, but can you assure your head isn't stuck in your arse? Look at the bend in it. There's no way it shows you what you wanna see.

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

🤨 You can typically find one in the mountains, if you're so keen.

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Captain Jonas Greyhorn @captainjonas.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

I've been in Baldur's Gate for approximately two days and I'm already going stir crazy. How do you landlubbers do it? ... At least the Blushing Mermaid has good booze.

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