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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Methinks in his desperation to stay out of jail; distract us from the Efiles; & grift enough money t for legal fees; he's seized on one last hope - he knows NOTHING unites a country like waging war! & for Plan B, multiple wars, Venezuela, Greenland, Minnesota, etc. What's next? Congress? SCOTUS?

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Flashed his IQ, he did, he did! Abject weakness. Unfit. Objectively, can't say enough expletives about him in a family forum like Bluesky.

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Well, its a start! To be truthful they should erase the "C". Make it jus "BS". BUT if folks want to strike fear in their pea pickin' hearts, don't jus change channels, boycott their advertisers. Money talks & money walks. That's the only thing they understand. Best antidote there is for tRumpitis!

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

For the record, today's dateline is Janury 12, 1984 thanks to Great Leader.

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

ESPECIALLY an invasion of MINNESOTA! Just ask Sven and Oly!

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

YOU ppl elected him! No not you George. The R's aided by millions I's and D's who stayed home; too f* lazy to get a mail in ballot, mark x's, sign & stamp it, mail it! Jesus wept, ppl - how expletive hard is it? A last f*****g chance to redeem yourself in '26. Don't cry if you don't vote!

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Not worth the loss of A SINGLE American servicemembers' life in order for our tinpot dictator to distract us from THE EPSTEIN FILES! Another day that will live in infamy for all the wrong reasons. BIGLY!

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

D'ya suppose he jus' wants it erected cause that's the only kind of erection he can muster in his old age?

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Not a book, but one of many poems reprinted in several of his inspirationally funny poems. Takes me back in time to when I'd jus' left 10 yrs in a Chicago 800 unit condo where the staff made the sno go away; moved to a one story in Port Barrington! 10 days later 18" snow reacquainted me /w shovel.

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Start up an improvement by reframing your attitude instead of dreading it . . . To do THAT, settle back and read Billy Collins' remarkable one-pager, "Shoveling Snow With The Buddha".

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

He " can't HANDEL THE TROOTF" or spel, eiyher! 'Cept the word, "Hate".

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

YOU ppl elected that monster - yes, you R's, maggats plus I's & D's and amnesia sufferers all, who were his enablers, sitting out the last election! too f*** lazy to fill out a vote by mail ballot and rise off your dead a** on your chi chi sofa and mail it! Will you ever grow a brain and a spine?

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Hell is empty and all the Devils are here! W

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Get real! Only a matter of time before the 5 Black Berobed Righthand Wingpersons displease President Schi***npants und become underbus mechanics!

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Its yo' choice: either the above, or if you continue to leave WTP to continue to be victimized by President tRump and his jolly band of syncophants, get in line with your pals on Mayflower Van lines' reservations, cuz were gonna primary yo' butts outta there!! Hmph!

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Get real! It's Not abt interdicting drugs. It's all abt. OIL! We've been in this Rodeo before. No war against Venezuela is worth ONE U.S. life - or ONE VENEZUELAN life! Congress, DO YOUR JOB, FIND A MORAL COMPASS, GROW A SPINE, earn your pay, live up to your OATH OR slither back under yo' rock- Grr

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Get ready for a President Vance sooner than then bec. President Schitzenpantz' health spiraling downward dramatically. Not much to celibate there!

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Headlines: tRump may attack a South American country. That wd be ordering our JCS to perform an act of war w/out Congressional authorization. Illegal against U.S. & Int'nl. law wd. put them at grave risk whIlst tRump skates free as usual. To save themselves they'll be forced to resign! Stinks!!

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

If anyone has not noshed at Manny's, you're missing out on one of the best things in life! Not jus' a great gigantic wonderful deli - a great institution! Bring a wheelbarrow for taking their pastrami samich to your table!

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Get Tricky Dick Dustbin and Chucky Geez outta there - and primary the rest!

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Primary all 8 to oblivion! Meanwhile, get Tricky Dick Dustbin the failed whip outta there!

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

SO,one more R-owned disaster. You ppl voted for him with passive assistance/aiding & abetting from D's & I's who were too frigging lazy to lurch off their duffs, fill out & mail ballots in last election! Deal with it! There's always Amtrak . . . er, well, shanks ponies!

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Capische! Not calisthenics! Dang you, spel chekr!

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

So here's the deal: we all across America tape a McDonalds $25 gift card to a post card & address it to DJT, 1600 PA Avenue. Not in an envelope. Calisthenics? Viola!

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Whiffed that reportage - The Chosen Ones should've included Orwell's "THE TIMES" (1984)

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

'Bout time he stopped rearranging the deck chairs. Hmmmpf!

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

"You can fool some of the ppl all of the time and all of the ppl some of the time; but you can't fool all of the ppl all of the time." Thank you, Mr. 16th President - where are you when we need you?

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Yes! The spirits of my ancestors John Hart, Signer for NJ in 1776 and his predecessor, Edward Hart, of Flushing Remonstrance fame (google it) ride my shoulders every day and were rejoicing today out on the Hustings! Their Truths are marching on! Liberte, Equalitie, Fraternitie! To the barricades!

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Urbs in horto takes on a new meaning: this immense gathering is our Newly flourishing City in a Garden! OUR Constitution is The Original Antifa Manifesto! God purge our Wannabe King! But if she's too busy, WTP wIll step up!

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

WAPO HAS RENDERED THEMSELVES TO THE BOZOS DUNG HEAP OF HISTORY; SO UNSUBSCRIBE NOW AND SIGN UP WITH THE TRULY FREE PRESS!

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captainjohnathan.bsky.social @captainjohnathan.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Best sign today: "Our Constitution is the Original Antifa Manifesto!"

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