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Capt. Irk

@captainirk.bsky.social
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Weed Historian and Enthusiast. Disappointed Idealist. Dirtbag leftist. Noncompliance extraordinaire. Trekker. Car guy. For the people. If being anti war is unpopular, you live in a fascist society.

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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I like to think I'm a glass half full kinda guy, trying to find a positive in everything. Trump turning his back on his base on the Epstein thing because he's part of it has sent a lot of normies on the left down the island rabbit hole. Awareness has flourished, and that's a good thing.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I'm guessing 10, maybe 20 people.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The ginormous cheeseburger looks delicious lol
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
They gonna use this incident to try to take our trucks away.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
"Charity" He'll start a company to give it away that will mysteriously make a ton of money itself. He should just double every employees pay. Or give away Amazon crap for free to the people.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,255,142! OG here lol
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,255,142, Capt. Irk ‪@captainirk.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 28, 2023"
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Your tax money has a body count. Happy Labor Day!!
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
I felt so patriotic on this wonderful 4th of July holiday that I decided to finally pay those pesky 2022 income taxes that's been haunting me. Happy Independence Day!
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
Dude on the right looks like Jason Voorhees lol
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
Canadian movies are better than British movies. That is all.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
"So, if you're on the left, or the right, remember, those distinctions don't matter anymore. And, we have to recognize that peripheral anti-establishment voices have to unify, put aside their differences, if we're ever going to address this increasingly centralized, and authoritarian power."-R Brand
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
It is the international day of weed. Enjoy. 😎
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
I wonder how many restaurant workers don't make enough to eat at the restaurant where they work?
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
Our existence in this universe is scripted, and Matt Groening got his hands on a copy.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
This is amazing. youtu.be/qxtgJIQk1Ec?...
youtu.be
Peanuts Gang Singing
THIS VIDEO IS ALSO AVAILABLE ON MY PATREON PAGE:https://www.patreon.com/GarrenLazarLadies and gentlemen, here's another Peanuts music parody. This time they ...
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Uncommitted 2024
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
Men only want one thing ...
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
If you really wanna spice it up, try adding taco seasoning mix to your hamburger after you brown it, before you add it to the mac n cheese.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
Jeezus the last ios update has completely wrecked predictive texting and autocorrect.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
The US government is the fourth reich.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
Cliff Clavin was an unrecognized genius. A fountain of useless knowledge is still a fountain of knowledge.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
My dab nug has a face on it.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
I got an invite to make money as a content creator, and this is probably why. They want you to verify, then you get paid for gold awards you receive. But, gold awards haven't even been available on Reddit for a while now. It was really quite bizarre.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
Quote post with the fictional character you are in your head.
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Alexander The Meh @alexanderthemeh.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
Prominent Liberals are on this site saying things like "Biden's policy on Gaza is terrible, but Trump would be worse" are running interference for the Democratic Party that is currently, right this moment, running a genocide. They're excusing the mass murder of children.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
"None of these candidates" should be a choice in every election.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
The cost of living is going up ... The chance of living is going down.
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Canna World @cannaworld.bsky.social · 03/02/2024
Study: Cannabis Not Associated With Higher Risk of Motor Vehicle Accident norml.org/news/2024/02...
norml.org
Cannabis Not Associated With Higher Risk of Motor Vehicle Accident
Those who tested positive for cannabis possessed a lower risk of accident than controls
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
That's my grinder coin lol
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
People who work developing AI are like people who are training their replacement.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
Neurotic to the bone No doubt about it
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
I found my first gray pubic hair today. Usually, things like that don't bother me, but it was in my Big Mac.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 16/01/2024
Coffee is the giver of life. Weed is the giver of joy.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 15/01/2024
If you don't have a dishwasher, you are the dishwasher. Welcome to the machine.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
Even that was a lie. It's actually gotten considerably worse.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
Trump can win the presidency without the Republican Party. He can just run as an independent. #BreaktheDuopoly
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
Lame
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
You're getting paid to do this. You can quit anytime. If you can't handle the heat, stay out of the fire. So suck it up and get those deposits, or don't.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Chicken Pot Pie Four of my favorite things
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
Maybe he should try being less of a dick. That could help.
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Canna World @cannaworld.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
Excuses.
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
No, you don't. You can write in anything you want. Rudolf the Red 2024
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
Load torpedo ... #StarTrek
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Write your congressperson to support the FAIR Act, a bill that will finally end the Civil Asset Forfeiture that has wrecked so many innocent lives since its inception in 2001. It is state sanctioned armed robbery. youtu.be/2VLm7I2Wx1s?...
youtu.be
Sheriff Letter IN FAVOR of Civil Asset Forfeiture
Here is a link to the full letter as a PDF.https://www.sheriffs.org/sites/default/files/NSALetterOpposingHR1525FAIRAct.pdf
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
Please express your feelings through meme format today
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Capt. Irk @captainirk.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
This leads me to wonder if plants could actually be sentient.
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