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Literally just here to lurk lmao

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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
ah, a variant of the classic
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I regret to inform you about other gooners. Clearly, we must root out this scourge by googling [celebrity name] + "gooner" to research who else is full of sin.
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
obligatory disco elysium
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
hey wait I have a meme for that
image of a crow with the text "this user supports crows, ravens, and their agenda"
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
In argument? Guess what:
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
love this kind of guy
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
"bisexuals aren't real" buddy I sleep in a big bed with my bisexual boyfriends idk what to tell you
Simpsons "I sleep in a big bed with my wife" meme
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Welcome back Calhoun! (From this article: www.liberalcurrents.com/the-fixed-th... )
Text that says: "As the historian Robert Elder has noted, some defenders of slavery had a hard time understanding why "abolitionists seemed to care deeply about the fate of people they had never met in states they had often never visited." This, he explains, was for Calhoun a sign of the north’s "moral derangement." To us modern readers, however, this concern for the livelihood of strangers is proof of their humanity."
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
dudes rock
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
It's wild he literally did the Calhoun thing, at least from the way this article describes it: www.liberalcurrents.com/the-fixed-th...
Text that says: "As the historian Robert Elder has noted, some defenders of slavery had a hard time understanding why "abolitionists seemed to care deeply about the fate of people they had never met in states they had often never visited." This, he explains, was for Calhoun a sign of the north’s "moral derangement." To us modern readers, however, this concern for the livelihood of strangers is proof of their humanity."
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
(approvingly)
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
For those who haven't seen it yet (from a couple months ago)
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
It's uh. A rumor spawned by the odd wording in this article: www.wired.com/story/katie-... Also, since we're here, there's also the theory Chris Rufo has been to kinky sex clubs or parties. And that Elon was kicked out of the bay area babyfur community. Really, there's no end to the horrors.
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Between these two posts I'm beginning to get the wrong expectations for this movie
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
If it helps, this was him in high school.
picture of Chris Rufo with a truly ridiculous haircut, from a high school yearbook
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Every leader of every single great power right now:
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I still can't believe they're getting their takes from this guy 😭
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The takes must flow, whether reality likes it or not!
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
This model seems to be the one bipartisan political analysis shared by every single side, including Democrats.
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Reminds me of this flow chart to explain everything wrong in American politics
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
The way to return to normal, to encourage moderation, and to ensure bipartisanship is to ruthlessly destroy those that threaten moderation and bipartisanship (Republicans) by any means available, no matter how extreme. It's the paradox of tolerance, basically.
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
TFW the butthole lazer hits
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Basically this meme. As for why "hates leftists" is the unifying position, my hunch is everyone thinks the further right you go, the less agency you have, and therefore there's no point in opposing/fighting/protesting the right. Which is of course completely wrong.
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Okay apparently there may be more than I first realized lmao. Mrs. Gatewood was an old English teacher (damn I'm glad 2000s humor is dead).
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
While I'm at it, this is another juicy photo! (Everything else I saw was pretty mundane, at worst just very 2000s style outfits)
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Since I've got an old yearbook: here's Rufo in 11th grade fantasizing about a freshman having a whip, solely because he was asked for a quote about her being done up to "look goth" (she's just got eyeliner, fishnets, a hot topic skirt, etc. - nothing suggestive)
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
We really should have seen this coming
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Gonna post this yearbook photo every time I see anything from this guy now
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
This feels like an appropriate place to share this yearbook photo lmaoooo
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
"sir, the amount of freedom in the towers has doubled. they can't contain freedom of this magnitude"
picture of the moment President Bush was told of a 2nd plane hitting the twin towers
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Every day under the Trump administration:
Image of the moment President Bush was told a second plane has hit the twin towers, on 9/11
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
This is the future liberals want
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Pretty sure there are several variants of this meme
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Clown Law!!!!
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Fake image of Judith Butler, with the breaking news headline "Judith Butler begins holy war" underneath it.
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captainheartless.bsky.social @captainheartless.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
a picture of Sartre made to look like a bad online ad, stating "this ugly son of a bitch is fucking super hot chicks and his philosophy isn't even that good! How? ...Just watch the free video"
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