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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I think we might have siblings
Cat looking a little grouchy but cute
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I volunteered with Oregon Dog Rescue today and met this gorgeous dog Zelda. If you’re in the market, she’s super sweet and friendly
A very pretty girl dog
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Screenshots are blurry, but it’s so insane that they left this kind of stuff that would clearly be some people there can read open to the public
Blurry paper that sure looks like it has names and phone numbers on it, left by ICE
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Watching Civil War to process everything that’s going on, and even in this the president wants to go to Greenland
Secret Service agent saying ‘we request Greenland or Alaska’
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Finally saw Eephus and loved it, but both my wife and my mom’s reaction made me think of this
Milhouse asking when they’re going to get to the fireworks factory
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Sean Penn as Lockjaw from OBAA
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Every time I hear or see him I think of this tweet
Tweet that says ‘why do bash ‘dead-beat’ dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I don’t think leftist infighting helps anyone, wish both sides would cut it out already, but being happy someone is permanently disabled is a pretty gross statement
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Also the frogs only stay in if they don’t have a brain!
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I’m jealous. I looked away from my dishwasher for 30 seconds and now…
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Is he a troublemaker? My Fionn is
Cat sitting on my computer stopping be from playing ck3
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Dude at my grocery store with an awesome sweater
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
He also dunked on people from the front line file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/df/15/27C036EC-342D-4348-BDA6-5FB400772E34/IMG_1855.jpeg
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Lyrics to The Gasman Cometh
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Homer answering the door for hired goons, asking ‘hired goons?’
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Portland! Anyone want this cat? Needs to be the only pet in the house.
A very cute black cat
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Portland! Anyone want a three legged kitten?
Very cute tuxedo cat
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Meanwhile you’re just anti downs kids?
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Hazing
Two big cats grooming a kitten who is looking a little scared
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Literally the cartoon
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Darth I know it’s a cat but Casanova was supposed to die yesterday and the doc said hell no, he’s got some fight! Poor guy only has a year at best but he’s a sweet guy who fights to the end and seems a good metaphor for everything
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Thanks! Just looked in on the kittens and got an even better pic!
Six kittens all cuddling together
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Haven’t been creating a ton because I’ve been working and fostering, but fostering makes me so proud I don’t mind.
Sweet boy with one eyeTwo kittens thinking about playing
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Fosters are growing if anyone in Portland wants one
Black and tabby kittens looking at a cat toy
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Odin is not thrilled about getting a shot
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Working on what might be the last sunny day
A printer that has a note saying ‘I totally work, I’m just kind of a dick and my owner is sick of it’
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Show your pet and who they’re named after
Finn being cuteFionn Mac Cool fucking up a giant
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Fosters patiently waiting for me to stop vacuuming
7 kittens in a pen being cue
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
My new foster kittens just learned how to climb!
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
Fosters are growing up
A white and black kitten with a cute pink nose stands on top of a scratching post. Her siblings, an all black and all white kitten, are scratching on each side
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
Fosters climbing
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Mom and 7 of 8 fosters
Very tired looking mom surrounded by her babies
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Hard to have a bad day when you get to see this while cleaning their pen
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
New foster pics as I clean their room
Fluffy white kitten standing next to a bowl with more food outside than inBaby kitten being sweetThree baby kittens hiding under a bookshelf. It looks like two because one is so black they blend with the shadows
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Two of the fosters broke out this morning.
Two baby kittens, one white and black, one void black
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
My Finn can’t either, but he loves trouble!
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
You need one on the way, I’m a foster in Portland and have a bunch of fresh kittens that won’t be ready for adoption until about then
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
No pups but my foster kittens are starting to walk!
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
I guess I’m an elder, I was here for the Dril attempted cancellation
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
Bakoon did you hear about this? I found it in an old ass comic last week
Jackie Chan Stuntmaster, a PS1 game that sounds rad as hell
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
@darthbluesky.bsky.social my foster kittens eyes are starting to open!
White and black boy learning to seeGray kitten girl with an eye for trouble
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
New foster kittens day 4 (I think?)
Two young kittens sleeping in their mom’s arm
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
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captainfart.bsky.social @captainfart.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
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