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Captain Dunsel

@captaindunsel.bsky.social
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Escaped the mirror universe, materialized here. Lives in the USAnnex and swears, a lot. 🔭🪐🛰️⚛️🧪☀️🔋🌎 "This is your moment! That isn't fear. That's your sharpness! That's your power!" ❌👑🖕☠️welwala!

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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 4h
I wonder what Eddie would have to say about this?
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 4h
Time cancel SiriusXM. Giving this bitch a platform is fucked up.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 4h
The ONLY one gov't world I'll back is the UFP and we are seriously a LONG FN way from being smart enough for that.
United Federation of Planets flag (Star Trek)
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 4h
Bet he sent someone out for ketchup.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 4h
Today we got access to a smoking gun document from ICE that shows how it is weaponized against progressive groups registering voters while building a voter suppression database.
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Laguna Beach Democratic Club @lagunabeachdems.bsky.social · 15h
Tyranny does not arrive as a stranger. It arrives sounding like you, dressed like you, swearing it is on your side. People will accept almost anything if it lets them feel chosen. That is the whole trick.
The forest was shrinking
but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 4h
Shit gettin' real when Butter starts throwing around AV equipment.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 4h
What do they need them for when they plan to do all the counting with Super Stupid Zero Intelligence.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 4h
JFC. For real, why?!
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 4h
That man is perfect for his role. He started out knowing how to talk to people and that's a real cornerstone. The opposite of that is trump, who talks AT people. Big difference.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 4h
Suck it much Bezos? JFC the pandering is sickening.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 4h
Evel Knievel clones.😈
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 4h
We so need a sinkhole to open up under him.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 4h
Ousted? Too kind.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 4h
It woulda been better if the map was Florida.
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SassySenora701 @sassysenior70.bsky.social · 5h
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 7h
This is just typical of these dumbfucks that think they know how to run anything yet trump needed help making fries at McDonalds.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 7h
By future presidents, he means his kids and their grandkids.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 8h
That cheap ass knife will break, rust, and never hold an edge. Bet.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 9h
He's a walking lab experiment.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 9h
Sometimes, there are those that deserve to he left behind.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 9h
They count on it.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 10h
Fuck that three-name nitwit
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 18h
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14h
A Prime Day reminder that Amazon... -Helps fuel ICE's deportations -Gave $1M to Trump's inauguration -Scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Trump -Shelled out $75M for the Melania doc -Donated to Trump's ballroom -Wants to reboot The Apprentice w/ Don Jr
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 13h
Push through maggot!
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 13h
I can't remember a single time they did.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 13h
Que the tumbleweeds. Future presidents? Surprised he'd say that.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 15h
That's not an admission. It's the realization it's hurting him. He does not give a fuck otherwise.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 15h
To everyone who ever said that about trump. 🖕now and forever.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 15h
I'd like to know how the guy on the 6 string managed to keep his hat on his head.
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Beavis And Butthead Head Bang to Rock Music
ALT: Beavis And Butthead Head Bang to Rock Music
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 16h
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 15h
Keep it going and DO NOT let them sweep their bullshit under the rug.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 15h
Lucas drew a lot from history and in this scene, Windu was right.
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Mace Windu's Lightsaber Battle in Revenge Of The Sith
Alt: Mace Windu's Lightsaber Battle in Revenge Of The Sith.
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 18h
Qualifies??? Motherfucker, when is your date of birth? Decision made. See, they've successfully moved the baseline to where people think it's a decision whether or not someone qualifies. It isn't. It was always meant to be automatic. Now they even want to hand that off to their murder machine.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 16h
Someone can just roll out an empty wheelchair and it would be the same thing.
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 16h
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 17h
If members of the military are being instructed to not talk with a sitting member of Congress - there needs to be a full-on fucking Congressional investigation to find out wtf is going on - like yesterday. This IS NOT acceptable. Oversight isn't just a magical fantasy, this is blatantly illegal.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18h
With our money. Playing in our faces. 🤷🏼 ✈️
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“I never thought this would happen to me.” That’s the point. You voted for Trump thinking ICE would never come for you. Now you’re shocked and outraged. But it didn’t happen to you. It happened to Yasmine, your fiancée. You don’t get to discover cruelty only when it reaches your doorstep.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 17h
Expresses my sentiments exactly. 👏JoJo
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I *agree* with Trump that this photograph published by the New York Times misrepresents his shitty, intermittently bed-bug-riddled little club. It's *considerably* more disgusting and cheap-looking than this photograph showing its yellowed and blackened facade would suggest. You can do better, NYT.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 17h
Nailed it. A typical model businesses use where they hire a shit load of people with minimal qualification checks because they need bodies. The expectation is there will be attrition, weeding out the low performers but in this case they don't care about that.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 17h
That took a second but it literally shows how some people have no FN clue what they've voted for.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 06/10/2026
Trump stood at a rally and said "Let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego." Then politicos rushed to explain what he "really meant." We won't sanewash him. Today's midday updates are up, paywall free:
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Tuesday Updates: Media ‘Sanewashes’ Trump, Plague Claims Another Victim, More Tankers Struck – 10/6/26
Important updates. Paywall free.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 19h
Facts 💥😡
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 18h
What a comically out of touch response. Maine, please vote this idiot out.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 17h
Watching WWII From the Frontlines, everything in Ep1 is happening again. It's almost like trump read Hitlers book.
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 18h
I have a list of the garbage the needs to be removed from the country. The skin tone of the people on that list is OVERWHELMINGLY white, and most are politicians or 'advisors'. Fuck you.
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Captain Dunsel @captaindunsel.bsky.social · 17h
Now we know were trump got his makeup "artist".
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