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Captain Distraction

@captaindistraction.bsky.social

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Some dude on the internet, who is a self-proclaimed captain, who distracts everyone, himself included.

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Captain Distraction @captaindistraction.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

So you may be wondering

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spongebob is holding a pencil and a piece of paper .

Alt: I am currently wondering why you are reading this message

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Captain Distraction @captaindistraction.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Another lego set added to the collection

funny tallneck creature from horizon zero dawn, ya know the goofy creatures who don't care about anything and just kinda do their own things, killing any who dare enter their path. Once again, if you see this, why are you still reading this far into the blurb? Everything of importance has already been seen and this is purely a distraction to waste your time for no other reason that I find it funny. And if you are still reading despite that then congrats, you get some metaphorical confetti. Where did it come from? No one is quite sure anymore. We take many things for granted now, that we never truly appreciate where it started and how it developed to where we are now. One thing I can say for certain however, is that distractions are eternal and will continue to develop in both stupidity and complexity. Just take this post for example. It started as a description of the image attached but quickly turned into a rambling mess. When will it be done? Will it ever be completed? Only I will ever kn...

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Captain Distraction @captaindistraction.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

You may be wondering, because I sure as hell am

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Captain Distraction @captaindistraction.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I love how much I catch my friends off guard with how much muse dash I've played. It's my 3rd most played game on steam with 250+ hours at level 3800+. What can I say, funny two button rhythm game goes brrrr

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a girl with purple hair is holding a slice of watermelon in her hands

Alt: just a distracting gif to distract you from the post above

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Crow @crowsquawks.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

Do it for Tim... These are words I live by every day #minecraft

A screenshot of minecraft, a minimap in the top left, and the camera is centered on an item frame containing a bucket of tropical fish, named "Tim." There is a sign next to the item frame that says the frame "Do It For Tim"

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Yunayu @yunayuispink.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

5hr

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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

If I made a video game where the player could go behind a waterfall I would put a big ol’ boxing glove on a spring in there that fuckin gets them.

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Captain Distraction @captaindistraction.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

It's quite a surreal experience in factorio when you're destroying alien nests to the background noise of your friends arguing over factory layout and practices

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a screenshot of a game with the words your tax dollars hard at work

ALT: a screenshot of a game with the words your tax dollars hard at work

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Captain Distraction @captaindistraction.bsky.social · 20/10/2024

Captain's the name, and distracting's the game. Who knows if I'm distracting others or just myself. I do random crap because I get random motivation, so who knows what the hell I'll do next, cuz I sure as hell don't. Prolly won't post much but this will suffice for now.

A shrug, nothing more, nothing less, except that it can be anything and everything, from dismissing something or purely showing no preference. It is truly the best for someone so indecisive or not caring as I am. I don't know why you are still reading this, it is just me rambling about shrugging. Well in any case to anyone who may very well see this text, you have found nothing of noteworthy value, just a personal achievement of something so obscure, that even I will likely forget I made this in a week. I tip my hat to you faithful reader for listening to this random tangent, but as all good should, it will now come to an end.

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