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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I've prepared a list of all the countries w/ universal healthcare where the citizens don't like it, are unhappy about it, and want it changed. ⤵️

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You may like this version a little better. 😉

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

With the wind increasing as the nor'easter approaches, these thieves are out going door-to-door. They are aggressive and choose to ignore a polite "I'm not interested". Their pitch: "we can get you a new roof, paid for by your insurance company". 😠 @susancampbell.bsky.social @geekaren.bsky.social

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If anyone happens to be chatting with Oz, please tell him to keep his bullshit out of my inbox.

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I guess he doesn't like the crowd I run with. 🤷

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Hey, if anyone needs any help getting there please let me know! 😁

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I'm old enough to remember when receiving this from the USPS would feel like a good thing. Now I wonder whether or not it's just an excuse to track us and trash our mail-in ballots. 🙄

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

"Gee, I wonder if they sell T-shirts." Yes. Yes, they do. 😋 ⤵️

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Agreed. I'm thinking the cutesy apartment names the wealthy developers would use, likely wouldn't be big morale-boosters.

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Are you in the Northeast and thinking of sitting outside today? Consider wearing the proper attire. ⤵️

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Yo, Oswald. Keep your bullshit out of my inbox.

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

A quaint New England harbor, bathed in wildfire smoke, July 15, 2026. It's like sitting next to a poorly ventilated indoor fireplace.

Sailboats moored in a New England harbor with lots of wildfire smoke in the air.

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

One guy, one day, one rental. Simple. (Follow me for more pro tips. 🤣)

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

The dogie-boys are clearly not on the job any longer.

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (now stop whatever you're doing and watch the last season of The Sopranos! 😉).

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Mary Talley Bowden doesn't like me. Go figure.

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Thank goodness! I was seconds away from having an existential crisis. 😋

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Hey, great news. Netflix prices don't increase, they only get "updated". 🙄

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I wonder if he's going to be upset when he finds out that Dos Equis shelved this campaign years ago and he can't go back to his old job. 😉

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

"Charlie Kirk was murdered. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!" I'm President DONALD J. TRUMP, and I authorized this ⤴️ message.

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I'll bet somewhere there's video of him saying "I don't know why they call it a straight; it's curved".

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

No, I really don't think you understand the meaning of "same day".

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

For everyone's viewing pleasure. Home heating oil in Trump's America. ⤵️

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Okay, well there's no way I'm going to unlock my hellsite account, so I'm reposting this here (just because). PS: Prof. Mann would have been in the photo, but he was busy trying to keep the bat cave from being flooded. 😉 #PeterHotez #MichaelEMann #DisinformationFighters #NotAI

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Is that what it said? Darn! I thought it said "mean analyst". 😉 Oh well, it doesn't really matter, I fired the ol' "block" button anyway. Here's actual video of the procedure. 😋

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Well, in fairness, if they ever do a Dirty Harry remake, Hegseth would be perfect to play the punk.

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

You know you're an old boater when you open a SilverSneakers email first thing in the morning before your eyes can focus and think hey, launch party boat camp conditioning sounds like a great idea. 😋

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

No worries. The mayor called. You should be "all set". 😉

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

I'll always have a fond memory of the original Twitter. It's where I learned that the vaccine scientist updating us on television 3+ times a day about the COVID-19 pandemic was also Rachel's dad. BTW, after each of those TV segments, Dr. Hotez always tweeted in-depth follow-up threads. Amazing. ❤️👏

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

There is a slight possibility that he's the second worst.

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

They were best described with one word: scary.

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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

I had no idea who she was until yesterday's performative bullshit, so of course today I did a Google name search. This was the first hit, and I swear I neither used ChatGPT, nor did I include "show me a Republican with batshit crazy eyes" in the search string.

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