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Captain Clench

@captainclench.bsky.social
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Warhammer boi 🔨 Paint and collect: Admech 🤖 | Blood Angels🩸| Eldar 🧝‍♂️| Stormcast⚡️and various other random bits that just occupy my shelf for eternity 👌 Street Fighter 6 JP/Honda cretin 💪 Shrine to Tia 🐱 Balatro fiend 🃏

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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Super late to this party, but holy shit, Callisto Protocol is hot garbage wow
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Just some Servitors to shake the rust off my blue admech scheme, onto the rest! 🦾 #warhammer #warhammer40k #adeptusmechanicus
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Nothing to see here, just a foreign billionaire trying to meddle in another countries politics to install a fascist regime. Usual shit.
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
After alI the propaganda, Charlie Krik was killed by Charlie Kirk.
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Spare a thought for the poor Republicans having to delay their own Kristallnacht until they have their scapegoat fully lined up. They've managed to emulate the Nazi playbook in all but efficiency it seems. Their incompetence might be Americas only hope right now.
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I finally locked in and painted a friend's Axe of Morkai! Took a good 3 and a bit hours but it was really nice to just hyper focus on a small thing and paint it to a high standard after completing 20 skeletons; where you don't really have that luxury #warhammer40k #spacewolves #warhammercommunity
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Finally completed my 20 Barrow Guard! 💀 #warhammer #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Think this is nice as a final scheme; I went for blue instead of red to distinguish them more from my regular Deathrattle skellys, but mainly because I love painting blue 🤌 19 more to go! #warhammer #warhammercommunity #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Quite happy with how these shields are turning out, pretty speedy too; just some stippling followed by contrast paints 👌 #warhammercommunity #warhammer #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords
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D Franklin @dlibris.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
'People are dead but my son had to postpone his wedding and who is to say which is the greater tragedy?' The man is a fucking sociopath! www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
A screenshot from a Guardian liveblog, written by Julian Borger, posted at 13.47 BST, reading "Benjamin Netanyahu has just left Soroka hospital in Beer Sheva. He toured the site and gave a statement to the press.

According Ynet news, he said: “The entire people of Israel are paying a price. We are going through a blitz, and we are going through it in an astonishing way.”

“There are personal costs, people have been hurt, families have lost their loved ones. Each of us bears a personal cost, and my family has not been exempt – this is the second time that my son Avner has cancelled a wedding due to missile threats. It is a personal cost for his fiancee as well, and I must say that my dear wife is a hero, and she bears a personal cost.”"
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Someone decipher my cat pls
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
America is cooked
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I'm trying to enjoy Alien: Covenant but my god these people are so fucking stupid. All of this could have been avoided if they just wore a helmet on this ALIEN planet instead of huffing ALIEN spores from this ALIEN fungus, jesus christ.
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Holy fuck, what year are we in? The hell are '"ego shooting" video games'?
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Never forget what they took from us
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Predator: Killer of Killers is a lot of fun. They've finally understood it's an easily repeatable but solid concept; just have a Predator fight warriors from different historical periods, then sprinkle in some lore and background on the Predators themselves. Good times. Gimme more pls 👌
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Using your 'oh, and one more thing' to announce the next Call of Duty is actual anti-hype. Like, it actually looked kinda interesting until he turned into gun man and the title appeared.
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Noooooo, take more ket, crash out, get messy, I was enjoying this! 😫
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I hate the little paint nipple you need to peel off every time as well
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I love my cat just kinda faceplants when she sleeps, like she's had a really rough day of doing fuck all and is wiped out
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Sadly, shareholders must be soothed by high profits, and I do agree their prices don't need to be as high as they are. I never buy direct from GW, always 3rd party. My original point was just that they there's more to making minis than material. 100% print your own minis and support other companies!
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
They are definitely still really high, I won't contest that, number must go up for shareholders though RIP
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Just to add to this, I'm not simping for GW or anything, I just think people need to remember GW are a massive company with shareholders and all the unfortunate trappings that come along with keeping those people happy, so these prices are inevitable on top of standard operating costs.
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
For sure you're still paying artists at other companies or individuals for their sculpts. It's more the scale that's different. Other miniature companies don't have 500+ brick and mortar stores worldwide to keep the lights on for. So it's not exactly the logo you pay, its everything behind the logo
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I've always hated the 'it costs pennies to produce' part of their reasoning. You're not paying for the raw material. You're also paying for the artists, the sculptors, the mould, the distribution, the writers etc. It's willful ignorance or idiocy on their part to ignore what goes into making a mini
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
She knows what you did...
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
This is the wettest that water has ever been
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Bit different to usual Warhammer stuff, but I painted up this sculpt for a friend's 40th bday present. First time working with larger scale. Dredds steely gaze saw me through the process though, very happy with how he turned out 💪 #miniaturepainting
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
AI this. AI that. A I'm sick of this shit.
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Just going to call these done. I'm mostly happy with them, probably should've gone a bit simpler with the scheme so I could spend more time getting the highlights and details more refined, but I wanna paint my skeletons! 💀 #warhammer #warhammercommunity #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Brain goblins are the mind goblins more cerebral cousins
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
These are taking me sooooooo long but I refuse to let the brain goblins defeat me and move onto different models before these are done; it happens too often and just leaves a wake of unfinished models I never return to. No more! #warhammercommunity #warhammer #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Still chipping away at my Blood Knights, finally started on the banner! 💪 #warhammer #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I hate being correct on things. Starmer is a gormless idiot thinking he can win Reform votes by parroting their policies. All lining up for Farage PM and Trump 3rd term in the next 4 years. UK will just become a vassal state for the US with Farage as their mouthpiece. Andor is really good at least.
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I know I'm getting older because I've started shopping at Waitrose because 'it's quieter'
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
A new Eldar book? By a great author? And it's Eldar pirates vs Ork pirates? The Farseers could not have forseen this hype
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Just love that there's a disease in Oblivion called 'Brain Rot' and it drains your intelligence
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I love Skyrim, but I prefer the more grounded banality of the Oblivion guilds. The Companions almost immediately give you werewolf powers for doing fuck all really. Meanwhile, The Fighters Guild has you kill some rats and reign in drunkards because you're a bottom rung nobody. Just feels real
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Arthur Webber 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @bernietranders.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
You’re telling me that right wing voters that Labour was trying to appeal to voted for a right wing party anyway and left wing voters decided not to vote for Labour because they’re too right wing now? Who could have possibly predicted this.
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Tbh, if the UK public gets duped by Farage twice in a single decade, first Brexit, now Reform, we deserve to turn into a fascist shite country. Starmer is so braindead his response will probably be to cut even more benefits, or lay sea mines in the Channel. At least it's BBQ crash out weather ☀️👍
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Baby
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Elder scrolls 4 👍
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
It's been 20 years since I first played ES4 and I still don't know how to pronounce 'cuirass', my brain always says 'queer ass' and I refuse to believe it's anything else
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Really enjoying Oblivion, the small tweaks to combat and the levelling system make it so much smoother. Enemies not being complete damage sponges and scaling like mad is also a blessing 🙌
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Oblivion has already crashed for me once, WE ARE SO BACK
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Me if the Oblivion remaster is amazing: "Awww, hell yeah!" Me if the Oblivion remaster sucks: "Awww, hell yeah!"
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Trust the process trust the process trust the process trust the process... #warhammer #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Very whelmed on Marathon, looks like a super safe AAA shooter, so, boring? Bungie gunplay and movement prob feels nice but can't see myself paying money to play it. Honestly the last time I felt I got my moneys worth in a AAA game was Space Marine 2. Campaign, Multiplayer, Co-op. Whole shebang.
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Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
This is extra funny if you read this in Saul Goodmans voice. Man really trying to sell America to people like it's a used car dealership
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