Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Super late to this party, but holy shit, Callisto Protocol is hot garbage wow 000
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Just some Servitors to shake the rust off my blue admech scheme, onto the rest! 🦾 #warhammer #warhammer40k #adeptusmechanicus 000
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Nothing to see here, just a foreign billionaire trying to meddle in another countries politics to install a fascist regime. Usual shit. 010
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 12/09/2025After alI the propaganda, Charlie Krik was killed by Charlie Kirk. 000
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Spare a thought for the poor Republicans having to delay their own Kristallnacht until they have their scapegoat fully lined up. They've managed to emulate the Nazi playbook in all but efficiency it seems. Their incompetence might be Americas only hope right now. 000
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 20/07/2025I finally locked in and painted a friend's Axe of Morkai! Took a good 3 and a bit hours but it was really nice to just hyper focus on a small thing and paint it to a high standard after completing 20 skeletons; where you don't really have that luxury #warhammer40k #spacewolves #warhammercommunity 020
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Finally completed my 20 Barrow Guard! 💀 #warhammer #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords 0140
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Think this is nice as a final scheme; I went for blue instead of red to distinguish them more from my regular Deathrattle skellys, but mainly because I love painting blue 🤌 19 more to go! #warhammer #warhammercommunity #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords 090
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Quite happy with how these shields are turning out, pretty speedy too; just some stippling followed by contrast paints 👌 #warhammercommunity #warhammer #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords 0120
Reposted by Captain ClenchD Franklin @dlibris.bsky.social · 19/06/2025'People are dead but my son had to postpone his wedding and who is to say which is the greater tragedy?' The man is a fucking sociopath! www.theguardian.com/world/live/2... 0168
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I'm trying to enjoy Alien: Covenant but my god these people are so fucking stupid. All of this could have been avoided if they just wore a helmet on this ALIEN planet instead of huffing ALIEN spores from this ALIEN fungus, jesus christ. 000
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Holy fuck, what year are we in? The hell are '"ego shooting" video games'? 000
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Predator: Killer of Killers is a lot of fun. They've finally understood it's an easily repeatable but solid concept; just have a Predator fight warriors from different historical periods, then sprinkle in some lore and background on the Predators themselves. Good times. Gimme more pls 👌 010
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Using your 'oh, and one more thing' to announce the next Call of Duty is actual anti-hype. Like, it actually looked kinda interesting until he turned into gun man and the title appeared. 010
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Noooooo, take more ket, crash out, get messy, I was enjoying this! 😫 100
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I hate the little paint nipple you need to peel off every time as well 000
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I love my cat just kinda faceplants when she sleeps, like she's had a really rough day of doing fuck all and is wiped out 020
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Sadly, shareholders must be soothed by high profits, and I do agree their prices don't need to be as high as they are. I never buy direct from GW, always 3rd party. My original point was just that they there's more to making minis than material. 100% print your own minis and support other companies! 010
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 04/06/2025They are definitely still really high, I won't contest that, number must go up for shareholders though RIP 000
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Just to add to this, I'm not simping for GW or anything, I just think people need to remember GW are a massive company with shareholders and all the unfortunate trappings that come along with keeping those people happy, so these prices are inevitable on top of standard operating costs. 010
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 04/06/2025For sure you're still paying artists at other companies or individuals for their sculpts. It's more the scale that's different. Other miniature companies don't have 500+ brick and mortar stores worldwide to keep the lights on for. So it's not exactly the logo you pay, its everything behind the logo 210
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 04/06/2025I've always hated the 'it costs pennies to produce' part of their reasoning. You're not paying for the raw material. You're also paying for the artists, the sculptors, the mould, the distribution, the writers etc. It's willful ignorance or idiocy on their part to ignore what goes into making a mini 4320
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 30/05/2025This is the wettest that water has ever been 010
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Bit different to usual Warhammer stuff, but I painted up this sculpt for a friend's 40th bday present. First time working with larger scale. Dredds steely gaze saw me through the process though, very happy with how he turned out 💪 #miniaturepainting 080
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Just going to call these done. I'm mostly happy with them, probably should've gone a bit simpler with the scheme so I could spend more time getting the highlights and details more refined, but I wanna paint my skeletons! 💀 #warhammer #warhammercommunity #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords 0212
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Brain goblins are the mind goblins more cerebral cousins 000
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 15/05/2025These are taking me sooooooo long but I refuse to let the brain goblins defeat me and move onto different models before these are done; it happens too often and just leaves a wake of unfinished models I never return to. No more! #warhammercommunity #warhammer #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords 2272
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Still chipping away at my Blood Knights, finally started on the banner! 💪 #warhammer #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords 030
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I hate being correct on things. Starmer is a gormless idiot thinking he can win Reform votes by parroting their policies. All lining up for Farage PM and Trump 3rd term in the next 4 years. UK will just become a vassal state for the US with Farage as their mouthpiece. Andor is really good at least. 011
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I know I'm getting older because I've started shopping at Waitrose because 'it's quieter' 020
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 07/05/2025A new Eldar book? By a great author? And it's Eldar pirates vs Ork pirates? The Farseers could not have forseen this hype 000
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Just love that there's a disease in Oblivion called 'Brain Rot' and it drains your intelligence 010
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I love Skyrim, but I prefer the more grounded banality of the Oblivion guilds. The Companions almost immediately give you werewolf powers for doing fuck all really. Meanwhile, The Fighters Guild has you kill some rats and reign in drunkards because you're a bottom rung nobody. Just feels real 000
Reposted by Captain ClenchArthur Webber 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @bernietranders.bsky.social · 02/05/2025You’re telling me that right wing voters that Labour was trying to appeal to voted for a right wing party anyway and left wing voters decided not to vote for Labour because they’re too right wing now? Who could have possibly predicted this. 22096942327
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Tbh, if the UK public gets duped by Farage twice in a single decade, first Brexit, now Reform, we deserve to turn into a fascist shite country. Starmer is so braindead his response will probably be to cut even more benefits, or lay sea mines in the Channel. At least it's BBQ crash out weather ☀️👍 120
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 29/04/2025It's been 20 years since I first played ES4 and I still don't know how to pronounce 'cuirass', my brain always says 'queer ass' and I refuse to believe it's anything else 100
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Really enjoying Oblivion, the small tweaks to combat and the levelling system make it so much smoother. Enemies not being complete damage sponges and scaling like mad is also a blessing 🙌 000
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Oblivion has already crashed for me once, WE ARE SO BACK 000
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Me if the Oblivion remaster is amazing: "Awww, hell yeah!" Me if the Oblivion remaster sucks: "Awww, hell yeah!" 010
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Trust the process trust the process trust the process trust the process... #warhammer #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords 030
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Very whelmed on Marathon, looks like a super safe AAA shooter, so, boring? Bungie gunplay and movement prob feels nice but can't see myself paying money to play it. Honestly the last time I felt I got my moneys worth in a AAA game was Space Marine 2. Campaign, Multiplayer, Co-op. Whole shebang. 000
Captain Clench @captainclench.bsky.social · 09/04/2025This is extra funny if you read this in Saul Goodmans voice. Man really trying to sell America to people like it's a used car dealership 000