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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

TONIGHT 9 Eastern 6 Pacific The second showing ever of the Capt. Chemical movie "Every Gig Is A Party," capturing the band's 2024 tour. This is your second chance to see the musical madness, but watch it live because there will be no replay! twitch.tv/indieboomsho... youtube.com/@IndieBoomSh...

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Every Gig Is A Party, the full Captain Chemical movie, will be shown for the 2nd time ever on Indie Boom Shockwave. Join us in live chat to heckle, cheer, or just be amazed. Fun! date: Wednesday 9 September time: 9PM eastern 6 Pacific www.twitch.tv/indieboomsho... www.youtube.com/@IndieBoomSh...

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The Captain Chemical Band has been invited to perform at a wedding. Should we do it? 1) YES! Any couple who asks for this must be really fun! 2) Yes. Just take the money and run. 3) No. Do the right thing. Grandma doesn't need to hear about the Rat Trap in the Glory Hole. 4) NO! Play a zoo instead.

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Did you miss the Songwriter's Studio with Bluebeard the Bard interviewing the Captain and Hozzy last Sunday? Fear not, there's a replay available on YouTube. It's pretty focused on musician stuff, but we did manage to have some fun along the way. Check it out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7OF...

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The Songwriter's Studio: ep. 009: 'Flying with the Dead' by Captain Chemical

YouTube video by Songwriters Studio with 3B

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Like the weather, everyone talks about the menace of "Rabid Chihuahuas on Dope," but no one does anything about it. Until now. Captain Chemical presents: RABID CHIHUAHUA REPELLANT! Finally, protection from those gangs of feral chihuahuas is available to everyone. Get yours today!

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

If you've never heard Captain Chemical, just listen to one song... any song...

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

We should be promoting the many weird stories on our album Deep Six right now... but this story caught our eye as a potential CCB song: a woman wearing permanent eyeliner made from her dog’s ashes. Title is "She's Got ___ Eyes," but is it Toto, Benji, Lassie, or...? www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

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Woman wears eyeliner made from dog’s ashes so it’s “always with her” - Dexerto

A woman from the UK has had her recently deceased dog’s ashes made into a semi-permanent eyeliner that she wears so that it’s “always with her”.

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

What do you mean... you haven't listened to Captain Chemical's new album Deep Six yet? Do it now, before some witch casts a transfiguration spell to turn you into a frog!

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Captain Chemical music has been described many ways over the years - chaotic, loud, obnoxious, juvenile, energetic, satirical - but never "beautiful"... until now. That said, Uncle Funkbeard is a fabulous playlister with a great ear for indie music. So we have to take this as a serious compliment.

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

TODAY IS THE DAY -- PRE-RELEASE LISTENING PARTY FOR NEW CAPT CHEMICAL ALBUM 'DEEP SIX' -- 5 PM EASTERN / 2 PM PACIFIC / 10 PM UK / 11 PM EUROPE / 7 AM AUSTRALIA -- ON BANDCAMP -- FULFILL YOUR LIFE AT LAST ! captainchemicalband.bandcamp.com/merch/deep-s...

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Deep Six Listening Party from Captain Chemical Band

Listening Party from Captain Chemical Band.

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Turn your life around like Nicole and Matthew: Join the listening party for Captain Chemical's new album DEEP SIX on bandcamp, this Thursday at 5 PM eastern. Hear great music, laugh your ass off, add your thoughts in the live group chat. Mansion not guaranteed, but having fun is!

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

ARE YOU READY FOR FUN? Join us for a free pre-release listening party of Captain Chemical's new album DEEP SIX, this Thursday 5 PM EDT on bandcamp. Hear all the musical madness (including CD bonus track) before the album is released, with live chat! captainchemicalband.bandcamp.com/merch/deep-s...

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Deep Six Listening Party from Captain Chemical Band

Listening Party from Captain Chemical Band.

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

HE TURNED HIMSELF IN: An Afghan Taliban leader gave himself up while claiming the $100 reward for his capture. He walked to a police checkpoint with a NATO wanted poster featuring his face, demanding the $100 finder's fee. Captain has the story on the DEEP SIX album, out June 6.

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

MORE THAN HE COULD CHEW: In a protest against AI generated "art", a University of Alaska student ripped prints off a gallery wall, tore them up, and ate them. A heroic stand for humans against the dominance of computers? Hear Captain Chemical's take on their new album DEEP SIX, releasing on June 6.

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

SPERM RACING: The newest World Cup sport, featuring sperm from 10000 global contestants swimming up a microfluidic track in a series of race brackets. Can't possibly be real, you say? Think again! Captain Chemical hits issues around this 'sport' on their new album DEEP SIX, which drops on June 6th.

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

ALIEN HAND: a rare neurological condition in which an arm or hand moves involuntarily, acting outside of the owner's conscious control. But then what does control an alien hand and to what purpose? Captain Chemical tackles this question on their album DEEP SIX, releasing June 6.

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

They say "dog bites man" isn't news, but "man bites dog" is. Likewise, "woman shoots dog" might rate a paragraph, but "DOG SHOOTS WOMAN" is must-read. The Capt Chem research department found this gem, and we're sharing it although we don't plan to make it a song. www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

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Dog shoots woman with a shotgun in Nebraska - Dexerto

A woman in Nebraska was hospitalized after a dog in a nearby car accidentally fired a shotgun shell into her arm.

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

6 JUNE 1944 D-Day: Allied forces invade Axis Europe, hoping to improve the world. 6 JUNE 2026 DEEP SIX-Day: Captain Chemical's forceful new album invades your eardrums, hoping their songs about ridiculous things that actually happened will improve your world, through humor and musical energy.

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

REALLY HAPPENED: A would-be robber held up a sports book/casino using a cucumber as his weapon. REALLY COMING SOON: A Captain Chemical song called "Assault With A Deadly Vegetable." Just one of the many audio delights that await you on our next album DEEP SIX coming June 2026!

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Time to go CRAZY, Chem fans! Here's the track listing for Captain Chemical's upcoming album DEEP SIX, coming in early June. For most artists, seeing a bunch of upcoming song titles means little. But for Captain Chemical, song titles often tell much of the story: this album is FUN!

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

It's here... "Frothingslosh Girl," Captain Chemical's tribute to Miss Olde Frothingslosh featuring the formidable voice of Khalima, is NOW STREAMABLE AND WATCHABLE. Come dance with us as we celebrate the craziest beer marketing campaign ever undertaken and enjoy some old school R&B fun!

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

RELEASING SATURDAY 4/4: The amazing story of Miss Olde Frothingslosh, who graced cans of Olde Frothingslosh beer for decades, is finally set to music and video! Come dance with us AND the incredible singer Khalima as we celebrate the "Frothingslosh Girl" and enjoy some old school R&B fun.

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Are you ready for the "Frothingslosh Girl"? No, you are not. But it's coming everywhere, April 4th. Song and video.

An extremely large person, apparently female, with sunglasses and blonde locks, wearing a beauty contest sash reading "Miss Olde Frothingslosh" rides an elephant in a parade down a typical small town Main Street circa 1965. Another elephant rider, cars, and other people dressed in parade costumes follow, and the sidewalks are lined with cheering crowds.

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Oh yeah... it's coming soon... very soon. And resistance is futile. #frothingsloshgirl #captainchemical

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

...but watch the video anyway. You won't regret it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z6x...

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

It's "Chem-Pop" release day! Move over Taylor Swift, Captain Chemical is about to become the world's new top pop music act! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z6x...

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Chem-Pop (official song video)

YouTube video by Captain Chemical (band)

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Sad news from the indie music world. We can now confirm that the once-great band Captain Chemical has SOLD OUT. Their goal to steal a billion Taylor Swift fans, mostly pre-teen girls, starts with the release of their pop dance hit "Chem-Pop". Civilization ends on January 9.

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

No! This can't possibly be happening! Captain Chemical is a highly respected multi-genre indie band, not some made-for-teenage-marketing pop dance crap. Right? Find out on January 9.

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

No way! Is the end of world finally upon us? Has Captain Chemical really ditched music to embrace pop culture? Did those weasels SELL OUT? Find out on January 9.

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

No! This can't be real! Can it? Did Captain Chemical really sell out? Find out on January 9th.

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

It's Black Friday in the U.S. - America's top shopping day. But why go out and grapple with the teeming millions when you could just play this song and have yourself the full "Wall-Mart Shopping Experience"? open.spotify.com/track/5i05BT...

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Wall-Mart Shopping Experience

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Captain Chemical WTF picture of the week: a still from our next song video. All we can tell you at this point in time is that the song is called "Chem-Pop" - you'll just have to guess why we're dancing on flames. You'll discover the horrific truth soon enough...

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Captain Chemical WTF picture of the week: a still from our next song video. We leave it to you to speculate on what we're doing, and why. You'll discover the horrific truth soon enough...

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Here's your weekly reminder that indie music is WAY better than commercial music... and NAS has the indie music!

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

It's only been three months since our last album came out, and we're still prepping for live shows this fall. But when we see elite-level human stupidity like this, we simply must start thinking about our NEXT album. www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03/03/g...

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'It Was A F**king Cucumber, Am I Getting Jail For This?': Man Sentenced For Attempting To Rob Ladbrokes With Vegetable

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Indie music is SO much better than commercial music. And the best place to discover it is on the NAS playlists!

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Never imagined this was possible for a band that celebrates human stupidity, insists on playing in multiple genres, and purveys utterly ridiculous lyrics. Yet here we are. THANK YOU to everyone who has listened to our madness online, bought our CDs, and/or come to see us perform!

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

You can listen to the same old commercial music... and you can see where that has gotten us as a species. Or for a refreshing change, discover some new favorite songs by checking out indie artists on the NAS playlists!

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joaoaranhamusico.bsky.social @joaoaranhamusico.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Happy Sunday #iwantmynas #stoppayola 🥳 sptfy.ca/nas/101 sptfy.ca/nas sptfy.ca/nas/pro sptfy.ca/nas/all-stars sptfy.ca/nas/superstars sptfy.ca/nas/elite sptfy.ca/nas/legends @newartistspotlight.bsky.social

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Indie music is so much better than mainstream commercial music... and NAS has playlist full of cool indie music! Check it out.

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Want to hear new music that's better than standard commercial music? Check out the NAS playlists. #indieartists #indiemusic #iwantmyNAS

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Want to hear new music that is better than mainstream commercial music? Check out the NAS playlists! #iwantmynas #indiemusic #indieartists

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RICH ALLEN MUSIC @richallenmusic.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

NAS Eclectic’s playlists are the source sptfy.ca/nas sptfy.ca/nas/101 sptfy.ca/nas/pro sptfy.ca/nas/all-stars sptfy.ca/nas/elite sptfy.ca/nas/superstar sptfy.ca/nas/legends @edeaglemusic.bsky.social @newartistspotlight.bsky.social #stoppayola #IwantmyNAS

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Other bands may give you loud music and stupid lyrics, but only Captain Chemical gives you loud music and stupid lyrics with MORE COWBELL. Wait, Hozzy... that's a guitar you're beating on, not a cowbell! Ladies and gentlemen... presenting Captain Chemical Band guitarist HOZZY HASHBOURNE!

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

You can listen to music that is forced on you by the paid music industry... or you can hear great #indiemusic created by wonderful #indieartists by streaming just about any NAS playlist. NAS is always free and always interesting. Make the right choice! #stoppayola #iwantmyNAS

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Captain Chemical (band) @captainchemical.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Bored with the same old commercial music? Check out the NAS playlists, where great new music discoveries are made every day! #indiemusic #stoppayola #IwantmyNAS #indieartists #NAS_Spotlight

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