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CaptainCelt

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Former dog father (dammit). O's and Ravens fan. SciFi and Fantasy geek. PC Gamer. IT Network guy. Old fart.

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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 17h
I saw "The Car," a horror movie about a big black car possessed by Satan, which came out around the same time as "Star Wars." My folks decided to take me to see both at a double-feature at the drive-in. In the dark. With a lot of cars around. Star Wars was 2nd, and hard to see behind the seat. 🫣
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 21h
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Nazaré Tedesco Confused Math Meme
Alt: Nazaré Tedesco Confused Math Meme
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They ran off with "My Best Friend's Girlfriend." It's got me singing "You're All I've Got Tonight," and "Just What I Needed" to my bourbon bottle. So "Let The Good Times Roll."
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nope. Herbstreit kept heaping praise on Watson, and Al Michaels seemed to keep egging him on. I'm hoping it is because Al wants him fired, but probably not.
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And are these 3 guys in the room with us now? 😬
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a fool believes... oh, wait.
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, side one. I was just going for the weak Steelers tie-in. Seeing them in 3 weeks in DC.
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What about the Caress of Steel?
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🦈👑
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He doesn't want allies. He wants vassal states. And cheeseburgers. Probably.
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'd like to thank ESPN for putting Pat McAfee on the Monday Night Countdown show. For the first time in decades, after watching this show religiously, I have 2 hours back on Monday nights during football season. Maybe I'll take up a new hobby...
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OMG RAVENS!!!! 🏈
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There was an "Oh!!!!" in Rio! 🏈
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At first, I thought this was a series of Pip-Boy scenes. I need to lay off of Fallout 76...
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Fallout on Prime Video: Vault Boy Thumbs Up
Alt: Fallout on Prime Video: Vault Boy Thumbs Up
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One more for Beavers! 🦫⚾
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
2 drummers died in the making of this song. 🤘
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To deny us one more chance to moo. 🐮🤬
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cedric was (and still is, dammit) one of my favorite players. Happy for him and Mateo too.
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
💯
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"How do your hands look so good?" "It's the Orioles. You're soaking in it." (yes, I am old enough to remember these commercials)
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Palmolive Dish Soap Bottle
Alt: Palmolive Dish Soap Bottle
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I ran it back a few times on my Tivo, but I think they were off-camera.
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
moo? moo. 🐮⚾
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pete says. wind? WHAT WIND?!?!? 🐻‍❄️⚾
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
JJ!!! Making them look foolish!!! ⚾
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BEAVERS GRAND SLAM!!!! 🦫🦫🦫🦫 ⚾
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't forget your towel!
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So I'm not saying the Orioles should do their best to beat the crap out of them, buuuuuuut....
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
PETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🐻‍❄️⚾
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Beeks is back!!!
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Yikes: Stuffed Animal with Mic
Alt: Beaker from The Muppet Show
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
moo. ⚾
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My vaccine shot prevented me from going to the gym as well. All year. For the last 30 years in a row.
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok, Orioles - can you hit the damn ball? I'd rather you ground or pop out instead of hearing that stupid fucking whistle. Going to be a long last 3 games. ⚾
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These kittens didn’t trust this Golden Retriever until mommy showed them it was safe.. 😊
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It was pretty bad for the Pack. You could clearly hear Atlanta fans chanting A-T-L near the end.
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the first thing that came to mind when I saw the post.
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pure love.. ❤️
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Worf (Michael Dorn) Says 'Trust Your Eyes'
Alt: Worf (Michael Dorn) Says 'Trust Your Eyes'
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sammy was on the injured list, so I guess he had no one to throw under the bus. 🤷‍♂️
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thanks! I have some great memories of Memorial Stadium (and Camden Yards, ofc). My Dad tried to buy that gentleman beer, hot dogs, whatever, but he just smiled and said he didn't need anything. I love Baltimore.
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was a little kid at Memorial Stadium in 79 watching the game. An older gentleman was next to me scoring the game with a pad on a clipboard. A foul ball came right towards me and I froze. He blocked it with his clipboard, which broke in half. I don't fault anyone for getting out of the way. ⚾
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
MOUNTAIN TIME ⛰️🕙⚾
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Holodecks: Starfleet's Hidden Threat"
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Star Trek Tng
ALT: Star Trek Tng
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nice win, Os! ⚾
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank you, Pete. 🐻‍❄️⚾
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love the combo of KB and Ben McDonald, but I've kind of tuned them out these last few games. It is obvious that MASN has instructed them to defend Albernaz, and I'm tired of it. Albernaz is worse than Masolino was in throwing the players under the bus. He needs to look in the mirror for blame. 🤬
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm in. Let's get Doug and the actor guy as well. The bird can live. For now...
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️
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CaptainCelt @captaincelt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Put it in the Louvre! 🐻‍❄️
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