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Anarcho-biologist/academic labor foreman/non-recovering musical theatre kid/Kira Nerys superfan/Ahsoka Tano stan/chaotic bisexual energy

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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A concert? On a Tuesday night? What am I, the President? Of France?
The view from the pit at the Coca Cola Amphitheater downtown Bham AL baby
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did the thing
NY Times best TV of 21st century ballot
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Vampire Armand
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Relatedly, a house in my neighborhood has gone especially over-the-top with July 4th decorations including a tacky-ass banner complete with an eagle holding a cross in its talons & text reading "Celebrating 250 years of freedom!" I'm like:
Goose-chasing-guy meme, top panel goose says "250 years of freedom for who" bottom panel question repeated + "motherfucker"
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Parody Star Trek:TNG title card "Space Pilot 3000"
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Parody Star Trek:DS9 title card "Roswell That Ends Well"
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Parody Star Trek:TNG title card "Guinan Is Right Again"
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Screenshot of what resulted when I Googled "fuck you"
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Boxing guy meme "ok ima fight X, damn X got hands" in this version X = entropy
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Stacey Abrams as Earth President on Star Trek: Discovery
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Mayhem Ball bitches
Mayhem Ball bitches
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Cover of The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Your (my) 2026 word, yeasty
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
30 Rock screenshot of commercial for Gavin Volure's fake company SunStream
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Still of Kate Winslet as that unhinged dictator lady in The Regime, sitting in her ginormous overwrought office
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Screenshot of classic Tweet regarding the Torment Nexus
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
This but for arts & humanities (also still for feminism of course), tape it to the foreheads of asshole scientists who think only science matters
Effin Birds "Feminism is for everyone, dipshit"
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Screenshot of classic Dan Savage tweet: "If kids got raped by clowns as often as they get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kids to the circus."
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Screen grab from Homestarrunner dot com showing old timey Strong Bad + The Sneak (aka old timey The Cheat)
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Sickos man peeking through the window saying "Yes...ha ha ha...yes" - the classic Onion cartoon
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Main cast of Futurama characters, Hermes, Leela, Amy, Fry, Bender, the Professor, Zoidberg
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I’m not religious but i believe in the holy trinity
Logo for the Back to the Future film trilogy
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Sickos guy from The Onion cartoon
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Graphic displaying the words "Laws aren't real" in all-caps block lettering, over a cloud casting a shadow on the ground below
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Astronaut holding gun at other astronaut meme, other astronaut [looking at earth] says "Wait, it's all misogyny?", astronaut holding gun says "Alwaya has been"
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Screenshot from Merriam Webster words gif frozen on the word "whimsical"
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Us too! Loving the reactions when they realize what they're getting!
Spooky cat shaped bowl full of full sized candy
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Okay, I think this has at least something to do with recent searches/browsing history? I was just looking up Bond villains the day before yesterday for trivia purposes, & like 5 of the top 10 here were Bond films. Lot of Trek too, & I'm always looking at some Trek shit or other.
Screenshot of Google search for "best movie of all time" showing that the top three are for some reason Young Frankenstein, Star Trek: Nemesis, % Tomorrow Never Dies
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
Rock monster from Galaxy Quest (background) chasing Tim Allen (foreground)
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
Lyra & Will sitting on the Oxford Botanic Garden bench after separating forever into their own strands of the multiverse
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
Screenshot of that classic Clickhole entry regarding the heartbreak associated with the worst person you know making a great point
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
The whole piece, but this part right here especially
Quote from the re-posted article: "Western lives are seen as more important than Palestinian lives - again, this is not controversial. We see the discount being applied all the time, never more bloodlessly than when a dead American also happens to be Palestinian."
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criss chros @captaincell.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
First read about this in Lehninger's Biochemistry years ago, but the primary source was an article from 2004. See screenshot for the deets, if you're interested(I found the full text pretty easily via the Google).
Screenshot of citation for primary article on anammox bacteria organelles
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