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@captainbollox.bsky.social
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RUSZKIK HAZA! Austro-hungarian pro 🇪🇺 petrolhead (mercedes benz enthusiast) who loves cats. Science deniers boil my piss. I lived in multiple European countries and strongly advocate for a European federation, including Ukraine. 🇭🇺🫶🏼🇺🇦 Dicsőség a hősöknek.

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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 5h
Wordle 1,939 6/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Funny Cadeirante Movement in Snow
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've said all along that I don't hate it. People just got their knickers in a twist (including me tbh) over the ad campaign.
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Peter Falk as Lt. Columbo Thinking
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*diesinhungarian*
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wordle 1.933 4/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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B52s Fred Schneider Energetic Dance
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Cat Adam's Angry Lover Look
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Simply omit the wanky bit.
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This repair will cost more than my flat. Eat the rich...
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Italian Coffee Brewing
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We're animals too.
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wordle 1,920 3/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Walter Wallis Dance
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Or cheap Chinese gaming mice.
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We'd love to Vova. All we need for that is you and the orange basterd to croak.
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That's why he needs a water tight reason to do it. And he believes that aggression from NATO (retaliatory or not) will suffice to sell it to the people of Russia. And he just might be correct.
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That's exactly what they want. Putin is trying to provoke a retaliation strike to justify full mobilisation. It's a very thin tight rope we're walking right now and the solution is not as obvious as it seems.
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rest in piss katsapka.
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sanitising my mom's Facebook account took a while. But it did eventually work. Now she mainly gets cute animals, landscapes and cooking posts on her feed. Thank god she isn't on telegram.
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Excited Kid Yells "Sportsball!"
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They have a better record than that. I reckon once a year they post something that makes me exhale through my nose slightly quicker.
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wordle 1,907 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Nearly buggered it up (again)
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Spongebob Revived by Doctor Meme
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wordle 1,905 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Marss Wearing Hoody and Goggles
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whatever...
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Pussy Cat 'I'm Doing My Part' Meme
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wordle 1,903 X/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 There goes my 48 day streak 😭😭😭
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Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) - Ten Bucks Says You're Wrong
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yes, and fortunately Moscow won't be a safe haven much longer in the future.
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wordle 1,901 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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ruler ded
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Wordle 1,899 6/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Nearly buggered it up. But I remembered one possibility already having been a solution once.
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PHEW!! It'S Hot Dogs
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wordle 1,898 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Intel 'Dead Inside' Logo Parody
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wordle 1.897 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Art Summer: 3D Mosquito Says YUM!
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hackfleisch?
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Domain Domian Live
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Clearly you're not German then.
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Wordle 1,896 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Feels like decades ago. Because it is...
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Lapiscel 2000s
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
7zip masterrace
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Wordle 1,893 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wordle 1,892 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Fork Breaks Into Egg Pouch
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
QTP with a game released the year you were born.
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Kent's Frogger Arcade Game
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Zeli and co had a reason to sack him.
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Wordle 1,888 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Disenchantment: Bean Asks 'What Is This Place?'
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Happy birthday Hungary 🎉🎆🎇🎆🎇
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Happy Hungary National Day
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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African Rain Dance Performance
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wordle 1,884 4/6 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 My cat approves
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Retro Parsleyed Ham Jell-O Mold
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wordle 1,881 3/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Bugger
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Car Crash: Tire Detaches, Vehicle Flips
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wordle 1,880 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I'll gladly pay you next Tuesday.
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Massive Stacked Cheeseburger Tower
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Czol Czolsol's Epic Fence Jump Fail
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Wordle 1,878 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Family Guy: Peter Griffin Aims Sniper Rifle
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Bart Simpson Making Noise with Pan & Spoon
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just look at her 😻
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Spy Vs Spy Spy X Spy
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Wordle 1,875 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Meg Ryan's Iconic Orgasm Scene
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captaїnbollox ПТН ХЛО @captainbollox.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hours of fun 😊
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