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💙 Orchid 🎶

@captain3golem.bsky.social
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ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ꜱᴀʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀꜱ ʙᴜʀɴ ʙʀɪɢʜᴛᴇꜱᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ꜰɪɴᴀʟ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ! ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴀɴᴅʟᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴛ?” #mvrp writer = 19 #ocrp

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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 13h
"I'll uh.. set you down when it's all warm so you can.. y'know.. get it.. I'll leave the room-"
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 13h
{carrying her like a princess.. turning on the faucet.. how just waiting..}
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I like waffles, 'so you hate pancakes' ass sentence. {Scooping her up} "Let's get that bath going then.."
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Captain @octocaptain8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I saw this one image floating around and a few others doing funny redraws, so naturally let’s do it with the maid that can tank such a hit! Matilda is more concerned about the repairs than the actual damage inflicted 😭 #ocart
Matilda (MAID robot, whole abbreviation but she’s still a maid) standing peacefully while her body is skewered by a poorly doodled spear weapon thing. She seems unconcerned with the events transpiring, showcasing a happy face as ever!

On the right is the reference image of a utility pole with a very unfortunately held up maid sign thing. Poor girl…

Surrounding Matilda is some dialogue from her as well as internal thoughts in a log:

“Genuine Compliment Necessitated - Impressive! It takes quite a strike to set off my damage receptors, let alone skewer me like a fish!”

“I shall add this treasured incident to my combat logs!” (She really should’ve said “at once” at the end of that but oops, her formality mask is slipping)

Internal log:
> Damage Report Filed
> Comment Added: The Master and Mistress are gonna TERMINATE me for this
> Comment Deleted
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
{raising his eyebrows and exhaling through his nose.. a little bit of a laugh} "Luckily you aren't computer smart enough.. I think.. You want me to run you a bath? Clear up those sinuses?"
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"still.. my point rings true.. good thing I can't get sick, mostly.."
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I told you to take it easy.. and here we are.." {Sitting beside her, placing a hand on her forehead..}
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
{running in with some soup}
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#Jobbyfailbox Hiii jobby, I 'remastered' that one Godzilla sketch you liked. Also good going with the weight-loss man, you're looking good! + Some photos of my stuff (I love having things) @thirsty4chicken.bsky.social
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
{purring loudly, very flustered..}
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
{ACTIVLEY dying, not sure where to put his hands..}
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"lookging.. great.. sweetie,,,,"
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
{COUGH COUGH HACK}
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"alright alright.."
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"sweetheart.."
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
{jumping a little at first before leaning into her and purring} "..I'm just worried about your stress levels.."
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"you're certainly in good shape.. Ahem- Well I dunno, you always seem so.. drained"
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"I'd be happy to come along! Though.. have you ever thought of shifting away from the whole modelling thing..?"
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
{they giggle, pecking a few kisses onto her cheeks and forehead} "You'll do great baby, I promise. I can come along if you need some quiet time away from the camera"
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#jobbyfailbox I coloured that one Godzilla drawing you liked Also I got big into gundam You should get the rg hi nu Plus desk photo
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Meow
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Character red sorta//
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🎪 Russ / Funfair 🃏 @funfa1r.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Grandfest season is here. Here's some of my art dedicated to that! [ #splatoon #splatoon3 #splatoonart #splatoonfanart #splatoonoc #splatoc #splatsona #shiversplatoon #shiverhohojiro #teamfuture #grandfest #grandfestival ]
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"oh!! Cool!" {Clasping their hands together}
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🎪 Russ / Funfair 🃏 @funfa1r.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Summersalt bids a big farewell to this summer. It would be only fair if the next one was even more fun than this one! [ #splatoon #splatoon3 #splatoonart #splatoonfanart #splatoonoc #splatoc #splatsona #squidsona #inklingoc #inkling #summernights ]
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Character red sorta//
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Until further notice orchid will be gender fluid cause I said so How I've gotta design a fem orchid..//
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So anyways I think I might be trans//
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Captain @octocaptain8.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Throwback to last year but Captain’s favourite activity is being cozily dressed and getting warm drinks, of course! She’s making me want hot chocolate rn…
Doodle from last year of Timeskip Captain in a more cozy autumn fit, enjoying a hot chocolate!
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"...it's 2pm. I wanna go to that new icecream place down the street."
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh my god
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
{giggling to themselves}
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"for you, sweetheart"
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"well I don't wanna get arrested. Plus, i don't know how to operate a rocket"
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"I dunno if we're like.. legally allowed to launch a damn rocket into space
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"yeah, of course Though I'm a little bias.."
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✧ four. @squidbe4k.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"..I'm sorry honey.."
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"seems out of character.. I've never seen you willingly pick green.. ..N-not that it looks bad! You look amazing-! I just meant- I figured your manager or somethin' got a brand deal-
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm not jealous that neo got to go to space... Why would you possibly think that.. 💢💢💢
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I take it you weren't the one who picked out green..?
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Fuck ass salmon Feel bad stealing their shit but like This economy is boned anyway
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I LIIVE
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Wtf is going on
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sᴏɴɪᴄ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ @ltdoesntmatter.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Armoured core
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Women need to get fatter imo
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Okay I get it
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
HELP MEEEE
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💙 Orchid 🎶 @captain3golem.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Vavavoom Ha Huehuehue
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