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Captain Maramo

@captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
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Cyber Nanny | pirate larper | member of @haecksen | stuck in IT and loving it | AuDHD | more interests than time and space 🌉 bridged from ⁂ chaos.social/@captain_maramo, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
OH + self OH: "Dem Font nach zu urteilen ist die Marmelade von meiner mum." "Hast du die Handschrift deiner Mum gerade als Font bezeichnet?"
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Habe festgestellt, dass mindestens 10% meiner ehemaligen Grundschulklasse lesbisch sind. Ich will gucken wie es in ganz Deutschland aussieht. Deutschland.de sagt dazu: 11 Prozent der deutschen Bevölkerung bezeichnen sich als nicht heterosexuell, sondern LGBT: lesbisch, schwul, bisexuell […]
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
I think we missed to pass on our musical generational trauma to the gen Z. When my sister's boyfriend told me he started learning to play the guitar a few months ago, I asked him if he already learned to play Wonderwall. No annoyed face, no laughter, nothing. He was just confused, because he […]
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
[Shitpost] Von being awake zu being a woke geht der weg durch ein ei
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Zu 67 gehören immer 2 dazu ...
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
I started my day by placing a Bluetoothbox on my vacuum robot, making it clean while blasting "arbeiterkampf" (industrial action) songs. I think that's as much of a revolution as I get today.... Maybe I should make a squatter action banner for his home station and tiny black and red flags to […]
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
OH: I have depression and hair dye ... What other options besides dying my hair did I have?
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Guten Morgen, hier ist ein wenig tägliche linke Propaganda. :anarchistflagblack: tidal.com/track/530970898/u #antifa
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Flaiz - Brandsätze
Listen to Brandsätze on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
[Death silly food] Self OH: When I die, please stab me as often as you can and fill all the holes with garlic, so I can finally have the perfect amount of garlic in my body!
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dra!_kulix @drakulix.de · 30/09/2026
[cw-boost; llm (+)] floss.social/@soller/11736127408858…
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Jeremy Soller 🦀 (@soller@floss.social)
COSMIC projects will no longer accept LLM-generated content in PRs. There are various reasons, and I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. The primary reason is simply our team's load for reviews. In particular, we would like to prioritize working on contributions from our own team and regular contributors, while we have been receiving far more changes from first-time contributors using LLMs. These changes are often unplanned and have had a low acceptance rate. 1/2
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
Ich schicke meine Partner*in los eine Karte holen für eine Hochzeit Dey will die bei Thalia holen Ich denke: Dey kommt sicher mit einem Buch wieder Dey kommt mit einem Buch wieder und rechtfertigt sich Ich meine das ist kein Problem für jedes Kapitel kann ich eine neue Eurobox holen Dey […]
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Mhhhh yes the 4 genders Woman/Man/Child/Enby
 a patient questionnaire showing the gender fields 
female/male/child/enby
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dra!_kulix @drakulix.de · 13/09/2026
So my talk about Wayland, MicroVMs, Vulkan and OSX is now online for everybody, who missed it: media.ccc.de/v/2026-638-of-wayland-… #mrmcd Thanks for the wonderful feedback so far, it seems to have found it's niche. (A second reminder […]
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
Colleague: "captain-maramo why are you opening your bottles with things lying around? You know there is an invention which is made to open bottles" me: "Yeah I know, but I am not smoking anymore. Therefore I don't own a lighter anymore" I think she did not expect this answer ^^
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
The adventures of traveling by train... The first person who sat next to me was a guy who watched medical lessons.... So far so good... Then he started paying something with a credit card. He typed in his credit card number ... And his cvc code ... No privacy screen, nothing ...he pays for […]
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
Soooo I was already looking for an activist group to donate a few bugs to... Thank you US government for this recommendation.... :anarchismred: :anarchistflagblack: :anarchoheart1: :anarchismred: :anarchoheart2: :anarchopunk: :anarchistflagblack: :antifa: :guillotine: *Hits the send money […]
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
@iro_miya if you ever manage to get your fingers on a cgm implant that does not cost a fortune like the eversense 365, please let me know :p
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
Ich geh in die Apotheke... Apothekerin: Hach schön sie zu sehen Frau Nachname. Alles gut bei ihnen? Ich hab mir schon Sorgen gemacht, weil wir uns so lange nicht gesehen haben. Yep das ist mein Block! Meine Dealer kennen mich beim Namen und vermissen mich!
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tomate 🍅 @jascha.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
Ich habe beim Aufräumen diverse Northface Jacken und Sportbekleidung gefunden, die ich nicht mehr trage - und weil ich mich weder mit Kleinanzeigen noch Ebay rumschlagen will habe ich alles an Sellpy geschickt. Die kümmern sich um Fotos und Versand. Das meiste in sehr gutem Zustand […]
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
Some things in life leave marks in your behaviour. Yes this could be another trauma related post, but it isn't! I always have to think twice in my choice of cuttlery, because my basic go to for nearly everything are chopsticks when nobody is around. What are your funny/non-traumatic quirks […]
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
[Lewd] I just wanted to see, how I feel on the inside.... This orgasm was kind of ..... an accident.... Like throwing a Molly, just to see how it looks like flying, and accidentally enjoying the burning explosion and the flames and everything.... Even if it's fun it might still be counted as […]
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dra!_kulix @drakulix.de · 03/08/2026
I guess I have a blog now. blog.drakulix.de/taming-the-steam-a…
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Taming the Steam arm64 client (on pmOS) - Drakulix' Blog
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026
Gerade in einem Gespräch nochmal drauf gekommen... Für jeden Bums bekomme ich Nina Warnungen. Wir haben jetzt auch Cell Broadcast im Einsatz in Deutschland. Ich war irgendwo in der Eifel vor ein paar Jahren und hab da Tagelang ne Meldung gehabt wegen einem Menschen mit Messer Warum kam da […]
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026
Wer ohne Sünde ist werfe den ersten Stein gillt nicht für queers! Stonewall was a fucking riot! Und mit Blick auf die europäische politische Gesamtsituation, wäre etwas mehr Erinnerungskultur manchmal doch sehr angebracht! #queer #csd #csd2026
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026
The #ecb euro redesign survey feels like it's directly made for a social media audience! You can find the survey here: surveys.ecb.europa.eu/10b/neweuro
Screenshot from the euro banknote redesign survey containing smileys in front of the answersScreenshot from the euro banknote redesign survey containing smileys in front of the answers
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026
[Lewd joke medical amputation genitals creepy] It's kind of funny that a lot of people want to see my balls now after they have been removed. But it's even more hilarious to tell those people I will get them if they want to, grab a brown paper bag (which contains the plastic containers that […]
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026
Honey it's hot outside please hydrate. Go and eat your white Monster Energy Jelly. (White Monster and Agar Agar)
A bowl of self made Monster Energy jelly bites.
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dra!_kulix @drakulix.de · 19/06/2026
If anybody is wondering why this is a big deal, here are some before and after screenshots. Both are on Pop!_OS, both ran on the same hardware with the same quality settings in 4k with no upscaling and very similar mesa builds. One just had my […] [Original post on social.dreampi.es]
Cyberpunk 2077 benchmark screenshot.
Average FPS: 14.22
Min FPS: 11.82
Max FPS: 16.91
Number of Frames: 990Cyberpunk 2077 benchmark screenshot.
Average FPS: 24.30
Min FPS: 21.07
Max FPS: 28.95
Number of Frames: 1560
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/06/2026
OH: "ich bin Temu-Deutscher" Ich hab keine Ahnung, was die Person damit sagen will
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eepy august [0x08] 🏳️‍⚧️🇲🇰 @august.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2026
[chaos opinion, transmasc erasure] can we please have more transmasc awareness in chaos spaces; trans does not automatically imply transfem :|
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tomate 🍅 @jascha.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2026
Trans women are women, trans men are men and non binary people are hot. I will not elaborate
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2026
hospital
A hospital bed with a hospital desk, a monitor arm with a laptop and an E-Book Reader, a pink shark plushy, a Bluetooth box and a hospital monitor
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2026
[Prescribed-drugs hospital] I was laying in my hospital bed and woke up. While drinking something I realised the audiobook I was listening to has been at a point way earlier in the story than where it started when I closed my eyes. That's weird... I was listening for an hour before I started […]
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/05/2026
With all the prices of RAM it even feels more weird to look back at some evenings with my roommates about 10 years ago. We wanted to get rid of some of the old computer parts we were hoarding. That was the time we drew a target on a card box and placed it in the hallway. We threw old RAM […]
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/05/2026
Ich sitze im ICE und packe meine Tasche aus, weil ich was suche ... Finde insgesamt 3 Messer... Interessiert aber keins. Ich hole meinen Laptop voller Sticker raus. Sofort gibt's Blicke
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/05/2026
Well that was the moment she knew, she fucked up!
A blue screen with the text

KERNEL PANIC!
Please reboot your computer.
Attempted to kill init! exitcode=0x00000100
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/05/2026
Falls eins bei Bodylab bestellen möchte zum ersten mal. Sagt bescheid hab ab 80€ Einkaufswert nen 30€ Gutschein. #gym #bodylab
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/05/2026
Nearly 2:00 am for the second day in a row doing things at my computer. Yesterday everything went according to my plan.. Today: Ok I will shut down my computer now... *Types shutdown 0 in the terminal and presses enter* Broken pipe... Fuck I have been on my vps via SSH... Okay that's a […]
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/05/2026
Hurray it's groundhog day :yayblob: thehackernews.com/2026/05/linux-ker… #dirtyfrag #linux #vulnerability #zeroday
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Linux Kernel Dirty Frag LPE Exploit Enables Root Access Across Major Distributions
Details have emerged about a new, unpatched local privilege escalation (LPE) vulnerability impacting the Linux kernel. Dubbed Dirty Frag, it has been described as a successor to Copy Fail (CVE-2026-31431, CVSS score: 7.8), a recently disclosed LPE flaw impacting the Linux kernel that has since come under active exploitation in the wild. The vulnerability was reported to Linux kernel maintainers
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/05/2026
Leute haben Angst davor ausversehen Vegane Lebensmittel zu greifen, wenn diese Schnitzel oder Wurst heißen ... Ich habe immer wieder die Sorge, dass ich im Stress das Vegan und das Vegetarisch Siegel verwechsel. Die Veganen "Fleischalternativen" sind meist in dem Extra Bereich. Aber […]
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/04/2026
Suche einen Junior IT Job für eine Person, die gerade fertig mit dem Studium und sehr motiviert ist. Interesse besteht an IT-Security / System Engineering / Administration / DevOps /SRE Bachelorarbeit wurde zum Thema detecting von stalkerware auf Android Smartphones geschrieben. #FediHire […]
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/04/2026
I found a good thing about my bad memory... Well it usually selects stupid unnecessary things to remember them forever. Buuut I just realised I forgot all my friends dead names! Which is something I always wanted and I have been really scared of the possibility of this being one of those stuck […]
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/04/2026
[Shitpost http-codes bottle] I just realised there is something written at the bottom of my drinking bottle. SUS 304 Now every time I drink I have to think ... Yes that's still sus because it's not modified but I keep modifying the amount of liquid in the bottle.
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026
Went to the gym for the first time after Easter. Three people said hello... I got my favourite locker... I made more than 10 km during Cardio... On the way back home my knee and calf did hurt -.-... And now my muscles are shaking... Time for some protein and magnesium. I feel like I am […]
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/04/2026
Hat irgendwer zufällig eine Ammoniak Ampulle dabei oder kann sowas besorgen. In der Apotheke hatten die leider keine. #eh23
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/03/2026
Why is it so much fun to vibe to 90's Techno during work?
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/03/2026
[Mentioning of rape (no description just the word)] I was joining an online meeting with a big partner of my company. The partner was not there yet, but a colleague of mine joined. He started smiling... You are wearing the most offensive shirt you have in a business meeting. I mean I love it […]
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/03/2026
I got up... I prepared a slice of bread, a protein shake and some Kohlrabi. I meowed... I opened my work calendar... Customer meeting in an hour... I want to go to bed again!
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Captain Maramo @captain-maramo.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/03/2026
Oh: Beziehungen sind dazu da, damit man sich gegenseitig weiter radikalisiert!
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