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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Cat: Contemplating The Thee Little Burds.

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

I have over 1,000 followers on BlueSky!!!

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

As Leonard Cohen wrote: "Where the cracks let the light in".

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Caniballs!! eyeing up their prey.

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Shutter speed has caught up! A not too disappointed-looking Honza, in focus!

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Honza launches his attack (But without bared teeth or claws). There is less than a tenth of a second, between the Arri-Upp image starting to flee, and this one of Honza half-pouncing on him - both quicker than my shutter speeds!

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

She's just sensed Honza is approaching rapidly from down below... ...at speed..

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Boy-Sqqiirruull: With Communion Peanut.

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Harry-Upp, doing the Slits for the first time. While the other female, Poly-styrene, (g-g-geddit?), supervises, peckishly, from a Captain's Perch Of Authority.

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Even the most, Glitzy-est, Of Night Klubbs, have a colour based Pecking Order.

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

My Killa! will challenge your mutt! Honza will take the spoils!

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Missed your brilliant images over the last week! What about some Butterworth? PK? Bugis Street? Change Alley? images... please...

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Gorgeous! Maybe a bit less photoshop? Do it again, in only Ansel Adams' 7 grades of black??

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

You should stick to penguins and tabular 'bergs, you, Antipodean-inverted, ex-rabbit-nicker, fiend-you. Leave us nice Nadir-folk, out of your Coolangatta, beach-side, slum-dwellings... and balmy , plankton- rich, squalor... You are a Rotter.

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

I would heartily recommend using Extrachrome, and waiting for a sunny day?

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

FYI: "Shane-ey was an Ozzie pooftah, that was exttweemly-goood, and/or, spiffingly-splendide , at throwing cwicket testickes. However, he still was an ex-Liz Hurley shagger. Therefore, MY "Shane-ey", is now, accordingly, now, at this momento, re-named, " Sidney/ Most- Vicious - aka, "Sid".

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Looking at trees, fields, and birds, is so, so, much-mulch, more, better-er, than trying to anal-(???)-isise, Twump-ies's Wurld Plans To Crash The Entire WIRLD's Economies/Eclectic Ambitions/Munny supplies. Viva La Mandarine-Republika!!!

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Go, Go Ben!! Get an Iggy Pop T-shirt! "The Traveller - not the Orange-Mango Twump-turdie, scuttling under the dank floorboards, like the plump, fat-rat-weasel that is he!

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Tip of the day: Never ask two fat burds to sort out the picture framing balance/ambience/stability - the see-saw/wonky/wankey/logic, will always prevail... ... and they do not give a shit anyway...

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Ari-Up, is hiding behind the my Grans, 1942, bombed out, Aspidistra (which Hitler's Surrey Quays, bombs almost missed..).

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Tonight, Ari-Up, will schleep with the goldfish...

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Any idea why Honza keeps trying to hang from the chandalier?

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Shane-ey with large, Ozzie, Croc's front-er-most, pointy toof - with the slimy-turd, ex-Prince Andrew, trying to chat up my missus behind my back, in the background (They were right about him! but it took another 5 years after this Lothario-sleaze-crawl, and an intervening, no-sweat attack discovery

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Just read the ingredients; fenugreek; potatoes; parsley; carrots; chia, (?), bilberries, (which I have never knowingly consumed myself); and a tad of hidden magic mushrooms. Makes your tung go all funny...

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Honza: The cat with the heart-shaped tung!

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

King-sized Slobber Packs! Curiously obscene Willie shapes! Does not smell half as vile as the ex-fish's ears and toenails, revolting-scented, old kipper-roux sauce squidge! Yum! Yum! yummm...

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

MY Shayne-ey, can climb as high as any cat in the entire Wurld!! So There!!. (He also shits over the edge at the same time).

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Just taken on Shane and Chantelle, (cockatiels - not from Newark). Honza is jealous, (but not hungry!). Less than two minutes after being introduced, he pounced, had the birds, cage, seeds, rocks, and water all upside down across all the lounge. Two minutes later, he brought me another bird pressie!

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

A new tennant! Shane has just woken up in his new lodgings!!

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Is that 6 ASA Ortho-Lith? Great image!

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Perfect! Still clear, warm night, not a soul about - to cause a blurred, ghostly trail, as they crossed the frame, and a bit of waxing crescent moon to boot - a moon that managed to stand still for you - for 10 seconds?

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

I was testing who spotted the "No Attachment" Drrrrr brané moi!. But for the edification of those who worked it out.. (as did the constipated Republican - with a blunt 2B pencil). I like the; pink lipstick; the sneer adjustment technique; and best! The holy anointing of an Orange Pouf's front-bonce!

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Which one is still the PRESIDENT of our ex-most-lucrative Colony?Those wuff, cowboy-riven lands, that used to be our "Simply-Most Perfect" of all of our very much Far-Outer, most west-est, chums, now valeting and grooming at the last Orange Seal/Whaling Station? Heaven Forfend. We are Doomed.

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

My First Cat Investigation! SITREP-01: At least two cats, each containing a large amount of white, cuddle-soft fur, conjoined, most crossly, fluffy belly-two-belly, all 40 claws buried rapaciously, deep into each other's arses, before vigorously pruning one another's outer neck areas - with intent.

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

I used to have an office up there on the 4th Floor! Happy Days! - in a very, chilly, bleak, dank/dark, concrete drear-smeared, with giant off-white, translucent, orb scanners, cemented into the RSJs - Room 101's Marine Investigator 's Annexe. Did some of my finest work in there...

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Where the inspiration for Cat's Eyes came from, (an olde village schoolboy's currency).

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

This has been going on for thirteen hours now... Beginning to suspect ingestion of at least one Pink Pyramid...

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Sometimes, I really do not need someone/something, quite so large to guard my saws

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Traditionally, Captain's have not been keen on pirates - for several reasons.

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

MY cat can climb higher than your cat. So there!

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Captain John @captain-john13.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

200 miles up the Amazon, there is an immense, immensely-immensely- polluting, Vale iron ore Terminal, that can load 400,000 tonnes of 440 meter long vessel's in 24 hours. This is me under one of the smaller, 18m wide, conveyors that can "only" load 20,000 tph into baby, 30,000 dwt Capesizes, in 24h.

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