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Erik Lavers

@capt-lazers.bsky.social
172 followers 59 following 546 posts

I like to build things and take pictures of stuff.

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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
she might accidentally tell the truth
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
she's so out of place, she might accidentally tell the truth
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
oh look, a tiny cock fight
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kayleigh Karoline Katie kunts
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
cool, he can go first
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
he would've joined them
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
may them all choke
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just like nachos, if the puppies are stuck together, that's one puppy.
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've known people less coordinated
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
3000 people last night
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ah the old "i had to commit genocide or they would" bit
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the Ass Relay
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
like we have here on Bluesky?
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
same old song and dance we've seen a thousand times
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the next hammer to hit his face is gonna taste a bit different
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
he's about to shape those cheek muscles the old fashioned way
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
its starts in March, when his term is up
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
no news is good news
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The OGiest of all nepo babies
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
worse, Trump cucked him, and he smiled
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The other nerds used to stuff Bessent into lockers in high school
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Full Size The O
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Merry Kirkmas, Everyone!!
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the most litigious company on the planet
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Obi-Wan Kenobi: That's No Moon
ALT: Obi-Wan Kenobi: That's No Moon
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons: Sea Captain Says 'Yarr.'
ALT: The Simpsons: Sea Captain Says 'Yarr.'
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dammit, Kat, some of us are still at work.
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Blue-Footed Boobies on Rocky Ground
ALT: Blue-Footed Boobies on Rocky Ground
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The new MG-eh. thanks for making the choice easy
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
yay,should be a lot cheaper then the GK kit I was looking at
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Bold Strategy Cotton - Dodgeball
ALT: Bold Strategy Cotton - Dodgeball
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
maybe Trump should change his favorite Village People theme song
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
but they were all of them deceived
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the Pillow Cube and I slept great last night
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
see how easy that is?
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
187 47
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
please dont make his face the face of anything
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
You know what does wonders for recovery? Fresh air. Roll his decayed ass out to the street for a public face to face.
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
make it like the last 5 minutes in an NCAA basketball game and youcan have an extra 3 hours
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
maybe as a tackling dummy
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
there's a difference between "sacrifice" and "sacrificed"
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
only CEOs get that money back
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
we shame them back to X
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
they will do absolutely anything he asks, no matter how unqualified they are
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
the pope ought to imprison him for killing his predecessor
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
a home or a hole, pick one already
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ronaldwho? Messi's GOAT status confirmed
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
if he plans on taking it with him in two years, hes gonna need a very large hole
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
did you guys lose a lawsuit too?
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Erik Lavers @capt-lazers.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I absolutely love the jersey over the shirt under the suit
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