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Capsky

@capsky.bsky.social
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NB (she they) | sometimes contains lewds -> minors DNI! | Open DM | 26yo. weird weasel thing. | Pretty much me talking to myself because who would see this profile?

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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why not add one more drive to make it RAID5? much more efficient
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dunno, i dont speak bottom noises.
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Option D: cook meth
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Expired passport and missing work permit. Denied. NEXT!
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
how is getting off with it? still unsure if i wanna do it
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That oil wont be extra virgin for much longer
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hmm, offer pelmeni?
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Did you trigger the airbag on purpose? :P
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dibs :P
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Remember; running over people is bad, and the airbag is not for pleasure :P
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
peenus maximus owo
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
would.
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Woof >~>
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The worst people are like "owo yummy knot and sheath, dom me daddy wolf" and then proceed to say "eew, feral/cookie/spade vagina! literally zoophilia!".
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Some do. At one smaller con that was advertised as slow paced and more relaxed, there was a guy that made a huuuuge deal out of "man theres barely anything to do and theres no nsfw roomparties". he also got super upset that there are old people (like 50+ i think) at the con. he left and got banned.
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hell yeah, or just a dedicated fight pit where the "no violence" rule doesnt apply. Go in, beat the shit out of each other, and then have gay peace makeup sex
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thats why i could never work anything white collar or white collar related.
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Power over Ethernet2 1.0?
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
giggedy.
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Depends on how you view it. Its accurate for 40k lore. tl;dr the tech priests of mars (mechanicus) are really spiritual/religious about technology and hate AI because it caused great tragedy before so they call AI heresy and i kinda leaned into it cause its funni and i dislike ai too
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So far i always used it in the warhammer/mechanicus way as a word for people that use AI
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sneaking around a semi abandoned army munitions depot like "getting caught by military police really wouldnt be beneficial for my weekend plans". then the next thought is "but then id get pinned to the ground, handcuffed, and manhandled into a truck aaaaand i am completely aroused. what a surprise".
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Those trainings are generally the most BS things. here it is: "igor is being harassed by colleagues. what should igor do? 1. Inform a supervisor 2. murder the colleagues in cold blood 3. Set the factory on fire
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wait, how long is that guys sheath and cock base? >.>
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
RIP to the poor normie that had to work with, and print those files :p
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Man, thats a lot of memories and special memories :P
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Damn >.> i fixed my engine light for 2€ :p
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Electricity is so expensive, it hit the porn picture reality too :P
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hey, i remember that fur pattern and color :p
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Theres also two people that can be on the other side: "Occupied." and *angry foreign swear words*
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
zhis ist a gleitmittel. it ist zhe mittel that makes things gleit.
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
well, as long as you get paid i guess
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
lowkey same yo. been on E for 4-5 years now, zero change besides some boobage. Then i see some people be on E for a year and perfectly pass.
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
man, i wish that was me.
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"will i ever be truely happy without having to pretend?"
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
big succy spinny bois in your area
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I left shitter ages ago after muskler did the hitler salute. That was my final straw.
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
AND a meeting about it on top? Damn, they really try to optimize everything to the last percentage in that hellhole land >.>
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just write some generic BS in there to keep the bossman happy
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
dolby atmos sound unlocked
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Just stab me already >~>
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
popup: "your project will be loaded in 2-3 business days"
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Did you at least get any fun sedative pills? they go great with vinyl records.
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
jumpsuit july?
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Industrial crane sold seperately
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
And dont stay sober at all times
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I believed id be a happy functioning adult :p
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
AAAAA i knew it was coming >.>
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Well jokes on you i dont have any balls >:3
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Capsky @capsky.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Yeah, id rather be a fucking cis dude which would make so much shit easier because i could still be a repressed femboy
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