Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 21hEvery depressed person should get into ddr so you can experience the bliss of an oncoming depressive episode wash away after three rounds of boogie 0240
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Got the legendary 500 attack power super rare miffy 2365
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026$15.99 is basically $15, but $16.50 is basically $17, which is basically $20. 0314
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Does anyone remember a very British post that had a phrase along the lines of "the absolute leg, he's practically a foot" I think about this phrase constantly but have completely lost the context 0100
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Have you ever looked at a squirell running about and wished that was you? 0120
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's I Don't Wanna Go To Work Tomorrow Sunday 0171
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Went to therapy today and he told me to knock it off already 0220
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hold on I gotta go pee. Okay I'm back - wait I gotta pee brb. Alright so - oops gotta go pee 0100
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Long day at the piss me off factory, trying to decide if I should get a fosters or a long drink on the way home 090
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Internet friendships are like "here's some drawn pornography that made me think of you" 3573902423
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026People would be calling Shantae a gooner game if it came out today 2230
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Spending the big bucks at five below on sanrio figurines and Keychains 1160
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The more I fight being a shut in and am around other people I somehow feel equal parts more and less like a person 0150
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Apparently central Californians and Vermonters are interchangeable 060
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Do you ever stop feeling like a kid trying to be an adult? 1170
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Had delicious yellow watermelon form the farmers market 0140
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026got home from the farmers market ad got sleepy as hell, now I can't wake up! Trapped in bed forever.... 070
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Tfw my plush pred is made of synthetic fibers and their fluffy stomach lining starts matting *smh* 010
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Do you think it'd feel good to get plush vored or would it be like when you get trapped under a big winter blanket and start getting claustrophobic 1120
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Me too but I'm being a nice patient lady about it 110
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Made 2 plain sourdough and 1 chocolate vanilla marble loaf this weekend 1261
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I would actually believe this if he wasn't also making every ground fruit and vegetable poop Russian roulette 0130
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Trump might be a covert vegan operative on a mission to make everyone either go vegan or get a prion disease. 3140
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Christening my new Dutch oven by making un yummy delicioso 1210
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Just clocked out of my shift at the piss me off factory and you'll never guess what I am 0210
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Seeing the guy that plays Peter Parkers chubby friend in MCU have a dramatic weight-loss is blackpilling me. Woke has done nothing to fix Hollywood, it just keeps getting worse 0140
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The horniest artists know the least about cup sizes 0190
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I hope they're still making Rick Moranis type guys 071
Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I have to learn new things at work and it pissing me off 1170