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Wait I'm thinking. I'm thinking right now. hold on I'm thinking about it. I gotta think about this. Gimme a minute to think about it. I'll get back to you once I've given it some thought. Lemme think on it. I need a moment to thin I'm Joan

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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 21h
Every depressed person should get into ddr so you can experience the bliss of an oncoming depressive episode wash away after three rounds of boogie
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gage @doubledunked.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
🌧️🥬⭐
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The madness comes for me
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tama @tama00001234.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Got the legendary 500 attack power super rare miffy
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
$15.99 is basically $15, but $16.50 is basically $17, which is basically $20.
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does anyone remember a very British post that had a phrase along the lines of "the absolute leg, he's practically a foot" I think about this phrase constantly but have completely lost the context
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Have you ever looked at a squirell running about and wished that was you?
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's I Don't Wanna Go To Work Tomorrow Sunday
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Covid booster has me sleepy asf
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to therapy today and he told me to knock it off already
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Smoking polygon team
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hold on I gotta go pee. Okay I'm back - wait I gotta pee brb. Alright so - oops gotta go pee
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Masayoahi Takanaka is weeaboo Jimmy Buffet
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Long day at the piss me off factory, trying to decide if I should get a fosters or a long drink on the way home
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Internet friendships are like "here's some drawn pornography that made me think of you"
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
People would be calling Shantae a gooner game if it came out today
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
happy belated birthday!!!
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Swag
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Spending the big bucks at five below on sanrio figurines and Keychains
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You look like a boy
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The more I fight being a shut in and am around other people I somehow feel equal parts more and less like a person
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oooh okay I'll stop trying then
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Apparently central Californians and Vermonters are interchangeable
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Do you ever stop feeling like a kid trying to be an adult?
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記号ネコ🔞 @kigohneko.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
陶器ギジちゃんwip
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Had delicious yellow watermelon form the farmers market
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
got home from the farmers market ad got sleepy as hell, now I can't wake up! Trapped in bed forever....
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peregrine @funguspotion.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tfw my plush pred is made of synthetic fibers and their fluffy stomach lining starts matting *smh*
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Do you think it'd feel good to get plush vored or would it be like when you get trapped under a big winter blanket and start getting claustrophobic
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Me too but I'm being a nice patient lady about it
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Made 2 plain sourdough and 1 chocolate vanilla marble loaf this weekend
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I would actually believe this if he wasn't also making every ground fruit and vegetable poop Russian roulette
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Trump might be a covert vegan operative on a mission to make everyone either go vegan or get a prion disease.
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I want to make braised pork again
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Christening my new Dutch oven by making un yummy delicioso
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Building a nest
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ddr is broken at the arcade again 😔
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just clocked out of my shift at the piss me off factory and you'll never guess what I am
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Never talk to me or my son ever again
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A strange and peculiar Dutch baby today
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Seeing the guy that plays Peter Parkers chubby friend in MCU have a dramatic weight-loss is blackpilling me. Woke has done nothing to fix Hollywood, it just keeps getting worse
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The horniest artists know the least about cup sizes
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I hope they're still making Rick Moranis type guys
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I have to learn new things at work and it pissing me off
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