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it'd me! Fun fact: My account is the ONLY reason you should make a bsky account.

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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 2h
Speaking of Hitler I find it funny how a lot of esoteric fascism is just co-opting unrelated stuff. Terms like “Agartha,” “Vril,” and “Hyperborea” originally had nothing to do with Nazism. Imagine if I started a political movement that emphasized “Carcosa,” “Jedi powers,” and “Albuquerque” lmfao.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 3h
When I was a kid I had a dream where I was invited to a dinner party but Hitler was there and the other guys at the table had to keep him calm so I wouldn’t get Arizona’d.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Died on the tutorial of a game.
static.klipy.com
Samurai Preparing for Harakiri Ritual
ALT: Samurai Preparing for Harakiri Ritual
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How HAL 9000 was moving:
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The R midterm electoral strategy is hilarious. "We know we've made every aspect of your life worse, but have you considered the Dems are all these things we've made up about them? Not voting for us won't teach us any lessons btw; we're incapable of correcting course! Just give us another chance..."
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know you're winning an argument with a Trump supporter when they say smth like "Kamala would've been worse" or "Kamala would have done the same thing." At that point they've admitted they're wrong and are just coping.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who up workin they goose rn?
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thinking about the youtube slop channel where a guy with a simpsons rantsona hates women.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When I was a LITTLE kid I used to watch videos about space and aliens and I remember getting scared shitless by a video called "WE ARE GOING TO DIE PLEASE HELP US" that IIRC was some sort of fake transmission from an alien civilization? Sounded like a distorted voice yelling is all I remember.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The documentary was actually really funny; they used clips of people like David Icke talking about how the rich want adrenochrome, and started talking about frequencies and other esoteric spiritual mumbo-jumbo. Total schizopost.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Back when I was a kid in the 2010's I used to watch this WatchMojo-esque YT slop called Top 5 Unknowns, and I remember one day they released a batshit insane ~30-minute documentary on adrenochrome that ended up getting deleted and becoming lost media.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
>new FNaF book coming out >follows a fan-favorite female character It’s gonna be Toy Chica, isn’t it?
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Roswell was a monumental aura loss for the aliens. They traveled all that way just to crash and die, and ever since then they've just been doing cowardly fly-bys. The Spanish did more with their primitive caravels than these aliens could do with their super-advanced spaceships.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
YO MAMA SO RACIST When she plays "Fortnite" Instead of the Chug Jug She drinks... THE CHUD JUG!
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
SHE’S STANDING ON A VERITY!!!
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Alternate history scenario where the US is purple on the map instead of blue.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My favorite internet drama of the now is that Jacksepticeye made a Charlie Kirk joke and the “person” leading the charge to cancel him is a gross pathetic lolicon-loving cuck named Chibi Reviews, who tried to sue people over mean tweets and whose brother is a chair.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I died to a goblin army and I'm mad now.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
TERRARIA DEVS WHEN THERE ARE CONSENTING ADULTS UPSTAIRS:
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Family Guy Running Down Stairs Running Doen Stairs
ALT: Family Guy Running Down Stairs Running Doen Stairs
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ok i guess
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I shit you the fuck not when I took a nap today I had a dream that Charlie Kirk was an actor in some movie about a detective investigating a racism-fueled terror attack in the latter half of the 19th century. I think I just experienced a Kirkiversary miracle guys.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting my shittily-drawn Kirk for the Kirkiversary.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If I was an evil fucking wizard my cursed incantations would be “trans rights”, “vote”, and “black lives matter” because I’m a good fucking person.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Heh…settle down chuddy, it’s called #DarkWoke.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Got bored and turned Dan Hentschel into Uncle Sam.
A screenshot of a Dan Hentschel TikTok video edited to look like Uncle Sam with the caption "My citizens are all morons."
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
verity after giving me a loan with an insanely high interest rate: hey it's me it's usury
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ts is so heat
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just listened to Tyga's Starface. This album is apocalyptic ass. If it was released back in the day it'd be considered a crime punishable by castration. Shitty instrumentals, nonsensical and bland lyrics. A 0.0 rating is far too kind to this AI slop. I'd rather listen to Tobuscus's new stuff.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I was looking around on YouTube and I found SlenderYahu.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
For reference here's the original screenshot
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
EVIL pilates in SODOM before a PAZUZU rave >>>>>>
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Culture warriors when it's time to actually contribute to culture:
static.klipy.com
Sleep
ALT: Sleep
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is how Kris Deltarune was born I think.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dear YouTube/TikTok users: Unalive is disrespectful. Instead of saying they "unalived" someone, say they "hit a sick fucking clip and 360-noscoped" them. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There’s a part of me that thinks I’m too mean to right-wingers (at least the ones who support Trump and/or hate ethnic/sexual minorities) and another part of me that thinks it’s alright to reflect their hatred back at them. I’d love to forgive them one day but I feel like it’s just too early rn.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They're putting something in those vaccines that make your arms hurt.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I hate when I take calls from random numbers expecting job recruiters but instead they're just some Indian guy named Michael Afton who wants to buy my dad's house.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
New YT video out youtu.be/GC6wBRo8j84
youtu.be
The Most Interesting Man on the Internet: CyberSmith/Human Pet Guy Dramatic Readings
YouTube video by gvaumisc
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
How they were moving in the lab to make 1 mL of the mass killing of an ethnic group:
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Back before The Amazing Digital Circus came out I saw someone in the trailer’s comments section calling it “Analog Horror” and I think that’s the funniest YouTube comment I’ve ever seen.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Love how we used to call them baby boomers like 20 years ago but now that they’re in their 80’s we just call them boomers bc they’re not babies anymore.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If Drag Me To Hell (2009) was made today the witch would be a 20-something college graduate and the protagonist would be an HR manager who ghosted her after wasting her time. The curse would be infinitely more deserved, if not too kind.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Liberal politicians are always posting pics of themselves with their loving wives and children while the politicians who wanna enforce strict traditionalism are always driving their mistresses to abortion clinics, wishing they'd never moved on from crossdressers.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
>when the random e-celeb you've never heard about finally is outed for a legitimate reason to dislike them
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I apologize SW I was unfamiliar with your game. Here's hoping the new Vanessa content is good.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A friend told me I predicted Chimptopia with this post apparently.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My bsky feed is finally free of all the bullshit and full of hot furry babes.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Conservatives are applying the “If you exclude New York and California” argument to EVERYTHING nowadays lmfao. Gotta be one of the funniest copes I’ve ever heard. “We’re actually winning if you ignore all the ways we’re losing!”
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I am a Baby Boomer who was born in a Denny's parking lot, my brain is full of lead, I have an IQ in the negatives, I weigh over 300 pounds, I defecate in WalMart aisles, I sent all my son's inheritance money to Tel Aviv, I am not allowed around children, and Memology 101 is my favorite YouTuber.
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Cap E. Form @cappyform.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I do this actually.
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