Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the original draft was a hypothetical 12 episodes: 3 trilogies with a prelude, intermission and conclusion. obviously this was eventually cut down to just 3 episodes for the OT as it encompassed the most complete narrative, then in the 90s the PT was formed from these leftover ideas. 100
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Slippy makes emotes when he gives you hints in the Japanese version of SFAd hahaha. This is when he tells you check Peppy's map, i wonder if there are others. 041
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026samus vs zeiram was not on my bingo card for what "metroid ravenous" could be about but im all for sakamoto to continue putting goofy sf references into his work so long as he keeps providing them!! 000
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026ah but you forget the most skillfull of mummies attack in pairs to flank you 000
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026this. this one right here. this is *the* Ganon shot for me. this is N64 firing on all cylinders. the baked in shadows, the dark muddy textures, the over-saturated bright glow of his eyes. the pose! the trembling lust for power and hate in his glare! 020
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026caffeinate dungeon crawler critical race theory janky multiculti 000
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Schumacher's films are many things not good, but one thing they aren't bad at is visuals. Look at this shit! 230
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026one of the ways Eternal Darkness specifically uses fixed 3D cameras is when your sanity gets low the whole game takes on a wide-lens Dutch Angle look which makes everything just look that much more "off" than its supposed to. 030
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026there's a lot of love for pre-rendered backgrounds in games (and rightfully so) but there should be more love for 3D fixed-camera games too! Just as cinematic, but now rooms can dynamically turn and reveal and stuff! A lot of games I love do this: Silent Hill, Eternal Darkness, Lament of Innocence. 100
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Bless the maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passing cleanse the world. may He keep the world for His people. 021
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 31/05/2026This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. 010
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 31/05/2026you forgot the commercial specifically for coke using movie spoofs that are like, a decade out of date! 000
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 26/05/2026lol i got blocked imagine posting this and not wanting to actually engage with someone, come on. we need to bring back blogs. 010
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 09/05/2026actually after some thinking ive revised my ratings Bolse really depends on if you get Star Wolf or not. Star Wolf Bolse is an A tier level, but without its merely a C, so I'll cut the difference with a B. Titania is honestly just as good as Macbeth, both Landmaster stages can be on A tier 001
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 07/05/2026just to throw my hat in the ring as well i think aquas is a good level but not a *great* one. its very atmospheric and moody with great music but isnt the most interesting level to play and isnt very challenging either. but i dont hate it! 110
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 07/05/2026it does have a feature that lets you hust glue animal parts to your face! im assuming only the star fox and star wolf teams are available for fully realized characters lol 100
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 06/05/2026its so distressing thinking that someone can look at the beauty of the Roddenberry era of what Earth could look like in the future and make it so ugly. 010
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 01/05/2026had to say goodbye to this handsome old man today. 17 years is a damn good life for a cat, and sir galahad loved everyone he ever met. i wish i could lead a life as full as he did with 5 times the years to do it in. 040
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 29/04/2026star fox adventures really out there making one of the challenges of all time. 010
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026did that vidya grid everyone's doing a lot of these could be slotted into other positions with each other tbh, i have a lot of favorites and no real "definitive single pick". so like, FE4, Starcraft, Star Fox, Metal Gear, Metroid, Zelda, Digimon World could all swap around a bit lol 100
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 15/04/2026not even trying to hide that its just geometry floating in an orange void lol 000
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 15/04/2026"what the fuck is a skybox" - star fox adventures, september 2002 100
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 08/04/2026casual playthrough of Star Fox 2 on the baby easy difficulty and i still got a C rank because i drag my ass too much lol and yes thats a repo cart 000
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 31/03/2026all these talks about Ocarina of Time getting a remake bitches it already had one, and its basically perfect: 142
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Beautiful artwork! I wonder if this artist was an influence on the opening tapestry of the Wind Waker 010
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 19/03/2026local dwarf blows up Grima Wormtongue with a volcanic meteor lol lord of the rings the third age is such a silly game 000
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 14/03/2026"enter the bureaucrat.... on the payroll of the trade federation I might add" i love that later in RotS that guy is basically Sheev's #2 crony lol. guy really does just go with the flow of power and damn everyone else. 131
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 11/03/2026this was hard to do lol tried to boil it down to games that i don't just love but have either opened me up to new genres or have artistically stuck with me ever since i played them. listed in chronological release order, not the order i played them in. 041
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 09/03/2026at long last i can realize imamuras vision of shooting andross with a beam bazooka!!! 020
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 28/02/2026megaman legends 2 out here hitting me with the Dune quotes like i needed any more reason to glaze it 000
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 26/02/2026lol i actually have more 3s than 3.5s too but a lot more 2.5s than 2s and Backloggd is just a straight increment until 4.5 000
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Megaman Legends 2 definitely nerfed how important Energy is for the buster compared to the first game. in MML1 at zero energy you got 3 shots regardless if they hit or miss but in 2 as long as they connect you essentially have unlimited lemons at your disposable lol 000
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 09/02/2026i like how people can publish whole ass works on the internet and when confronted with the possibility that they are stupid you get told to fuck off and then blocked. 240
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Black Cart GBC games could be played on original GameBoys in monochrome (ie, WarioLand 2), but the transparent, thicker styled GBC games (ie WarioLand 3) were GBC-exclusive. 010
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 05/02/2026megaman legends 2 why you got a cocaine joke not that i doubt von bleucher is an expert nosediver but STILL... 010
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 01/02/2026This is why I got the big fancy white box set lol obviously if you aren't one for minimalism it's not appealing but I think it looks a hell of a lot better than that Moonraker cover lol (and thankfully the big red sticker was on the plastic wrap so it wasn't stuck on the case itself) 010
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 01/02/2026This is why I grabbed these region-free EU releases lol (I didn't get the ST because yknow fuck the ST) Theyre not the best covers ever but they sure as hell look better than those current NA BD sets (and don't require buying a huge ass box with a Death Star on it that includes movies I don't want) 010
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Sleek, elegant, shrouded in mystery as to their origins, an enigmatic status symbol that any who carries one is immediately respected as a true warrior.... the Cosmo Gun! 000
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Sunny Queso (orange cat) always does this with Rufio (dark tabby cat). They get along most of the time but he always has to stalk him across the room. 010
Cappn @cappn.bsky.social · 02/01/2026For new years I opened up my childhood NES, never serviced and originally sourced from a rural American small town dumpster (along with a copy of Dr Mario lol) 110