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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This reminded me of something Wizard Magazine did way back in the day. They made a syllabus for a class taught by Wolverine

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Give me a remaster of this or give me nothing

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Nasty looking storm off in the distance. Was going for several minutes before I started filming, and is still going. Too far away to hear any thunder yet

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

September 1st. You know what that means

Green Day front man Billie Joe Armstrong asleep on a couch, wearing a shirt that says "Fuck this shit". Text over the image says "Billie Joe has gone to sleep"

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The first few pages of Marvel Team-Up #1 from 2005. Wolverine is webbed up between two buildings with his fists stuck to the side of his head. He slowly pops his claws to push his hands away and eventually free himself, and boy is he not happy about it. One of my favorite starts to a series ever.

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

*Can* I cook? Yes, absolutely! Pretty decently, in fact. Do I *feel* like putting the time into cooking an actual meal for just myself when my wife is out of town? Heeeeeelllllll no!

Photo of a plate of baked beans next to a 1 liter bottle of Mountain Dew Baja Blast

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I've made it through 26 and a half seasons. How much of a completionist am I?

Screenshot of The Simpsons with a description for the episode titled "The Musk Who Fell to Earth". "Tesla founder Elon Musk lands in Springfield and magically transforms the town into a dystopia."

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

So who's got a way to completely disable/remove this AI shit that I don't want or need and will never use? Or a way to keep my phone working without updating? And that doesn't involve getting a new phone, which I can't afford right now.

Screenshot of an email which reads: We’re writing to let you know that the Google Assistant on your mobile device is being discontinued, and Gemini—our next-generation AI-powered assistant—is now the assistant experience on Android.1
What This Means for Your Mobile Device
As we transition our mobile experience to Gemini, Google Assistant will no longer be available on your mobile device. We will begin removing access to Google Assistant starting on September 4, and expect that this process may take a few weeks to reach everyone. Once availability is removed, you will no longer be able to use or switch back to Google Assistant on your phone, tablet, or paired devices.

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains

Cover art of Everclear's album, So Much for the Afterglow

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Sorry for the quick, sloppy phone edit, but my laptop wasn't handy to do this properly. And I wanted to make this before I forgot. #AEWRedemption @speedballbailey.bsky.social

Speedball Mike Bailey standing at the top of a ladder, holding a contract and yelling out in joy after winning the match. The contract has been edited to say "Lifetime supply of fajitas"

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Around 2000 or 2001, when I was a thoughtless teenager, there were 3 occasions where I threw some chewing gum onto the brick wall above a lesser-used entrance of our local mall. Two of those pieces of gum are still stuck up there.

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

One of the five writers on Deadpool & Wolverine in 2023: "Wouldn't it be funny if we got Channing Tatum to play Gambit, since his Gambit movie from way back got cancelled?" #AvengersDoomsday in 2026:

Screenshot from Avengers: Doomsday of Channing Tatum as Gambit, facing an off screen opponent, holding up a glowing playing card

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Very much doubt I'll ever top this #Smush hankgreen.com/smush

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Okay... let's see how many of these are even able to still be read. Almost zero hope of any battery-backed saves still remaining.

A stack of Super Nintendo game cartridges next to an SN Operator. Yoshis Island, Mario Paint, Spider-Man and X-Men: Arcade's Revenge, Sim City, Mario All-Stars, Mario World, Ninja Turtles Tournament Fighters

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I appreciate this addition of "God Damnit!" more than I'm able to properly express. hankgreen.com/fourbythree

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I think I found the original cover, and uhh...

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Big damn beautiful cloud I saw while walking the dog yesterday.

What part of "big damn beautiful cloud" did you not understand from the regular text of this post?

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I like it still being this bright at 9 pm. I hate that it's gonna start sliding the other way in a couple days

Photo of a crescent moon in the evening sky, still bright out because it's 2 days before summer solstice. Photo taken from my couch, looking out through thin white curtains.

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

They do have a history of making the most out of their clouds

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I spent a stupid amount of time making this stupid thing, and now I need to share it so it wasn't for nothing #AEW #DoubleOrNothing #Wardlow

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Finally getting to the point where I can have game-breaking builds in #VampireCrawlers

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Hey...why does this new movie Wolverine Marvel Legends figure have two accessories for displaying it as maskless, but doesn't include the actual maskless head/face?

Marvel Legends action figure of brown suit Wolverine from the movie "Deadpool and Wolverine". Included are two replaceable hand accessories, a replaceable neck accessory, and pulled down mask. NOT SHOWN is a maskless replaceable head accessory.

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Hahaha, number still going go up

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Cap'n Smite @capnsmite.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Absolutely zero reason for this redesign to the bottom of the Discord mobile app. What a stupid waste of screen space. Why would anyone ever need to see their own PFP and screen name that big?