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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ

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Displaced Arts & Scientist / Notional Reference Librarian / (Ad hoc)³ Everything. "Official & Unofficial Archivist of the Whole 'Verse." (cf. OA76) Formally yours, etc. capnmariam.mystrikingly.com

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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 3h
The other day I had the microepiphany that -- particularly in the context of the opening taxonomic clarification of character designations -- REALLY those places where people get juris doctorates and the like should be called "Order Schools". [Chung-Chung!]
"SHRIMP & GRITS" in the style (fonts/red and blue glow/disposition) of the logo of "LAW & ORDER".
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I appreciate he's tricky to render: as far as faux topiary goes, I'd still give that Sprouts display a B. ...and not JUST because I have some lingering fond feelings about Sprout's bulk goods section (bsky.app/profile/capn...) even if I have left that in the past for now. (bsky.app/profile/capn...)
An etch-a-sketch of the Philly Phanatic, backed by a cracked bell with a little foregrounded baseball in the lower left corner.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
INTRUSIVE THOUGHT: The phrenology emphasis of McDonaldland News' Meatierologists feels pretty problematic, but their forecasting almost always accurate. (I've engaged in many a Boot, Bell, Ball, and Bowtie study but have significantly cut back on my McNugget demographic analyses in recent years.)
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
youtu.be/38SLdvLOUqw?... Though general JLD dancing is amusing, I always assumed the security cameras outside lab probably caught particularly not so dissimilar footage as 4:04-4:20 pretty much every weekend I was in the old office. There was a lot more egg snackquisition, but plenty of cakewalks.
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Baby Yoda Eating in The Mandalorian
ALT: Baby Yoda Eating in The Mandalorian
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is there any exercise of empathy for future and past selves quite so mission-critical as finding and hiding things?
4Site the Squirrel, hiding away Reese's Peanut Butter Cups in the ol' candy drawer; from the era when things were a little easier as there was just the one lower desk drawer with candy to remember.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
M: We are dangerously close to heretofore unknown levels of back on my bullshit! [Inner Editor: "Actually there's guardrails that'll throttle things to well below your prior levels of "💣" AND the construction "back on" kinda negates the "heretofore unknown".] M: …I already was sent the gift card.
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Al Pacino: Just When I Thought I Was Out
ALT: Al Pacino: Just When I Thought I Was Out
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
On some level I suppose I am always giving people homework because nomen est omen and I am a Marm at my core.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In grad school a former labmate was getting married in St. Louis the day before a conference in Indianapolis and had invited me, my boss, and another colleague; so we arrived to Indy, rented a car, and went on a lil roadtrip. (I pretended to sleep in back, though heard Amy Winehouse for 1st time).
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
₍ₕₑₕₑₕₑ₎ So many passengers quit on the idea of proceeding on our delayed journey that the plane was overfueled which is leading to the fact that they have to delay for help from an imbalanced load distribution team and I am✨jazzed✨! A late return flight with snacks and no neighbor? Bonus vacation.
An automated message essentially reading, "I heard you like vacation so we are putting some vacation into your vacation."
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
✨💖✨
An etch-a-sketch of Trogdor in party mode.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's not quite a Colin Robinson thing, but a studyable aspect of my personality is that I am MORE upbeat after a 3 hour flight delay. Like right now part of my masking up is trying to hide that (now that I am no longer like a hundred billion nanodegrees) I am *giddy*. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Maz6...
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Dog's Eye View - Everything Falls Apart
YouTube video by DogsEyeViewVEVO
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The vibe in watching Neagly with my mom was oddly not dissimilar to when a pal in college was like, "Marm…have you ever seen the Hitchcock movie 'Marnie'?" and I hadn't but once I did I was like, "Yo! Assuming facts not in evidence!". (Though not about the kleptomania: there'd been heists a'plenty)
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Being home means a lotta the classic tri-state area evening watch; from 6 Action News through to Wheel, and my delight with the bonkers first 2 minutes of David Muir's litany of BREAKING NEWS! probably peaked today with, "And--AMERICA STRONG--a baby giraffe…" setting up my new favorite interjection.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Meta-followup thread of broadly useful notes: The Omnibus Project: audioboom.com/channels/512... The Power Broker Breakdown: 99percentinvisible.org/pb/ "I, Podius": feeds.simplecast.com/5lbWOVqN
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
On the short list of things I miss* from being part of bigger businesses is access to big ol' industrial copy machines that can be repurposed for good (or awesome) reasons. *…A hijinks driven lifestyle remains v. fun, and local bibliotecadventures often will allow for a few free prints a day, FWIW.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You might make the gentle mistake of showing up early to meet up with a friend and think, "ah, I have time to watch a topical feeling episode of Adventure Time, it won't break me today," but…uh…you're wrong. You're a wet-faced and wrong silly dingaling. m.youtube.com/watch?v=fnCT...
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FULL EPISODE: I Remember You | Adventure Time | Cartoon Network
YouTube video by Cartoon Network
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of my favorite engineers from my last job had previously worked for Theranos (he was not a charlatan, though also my trusting him took a lil' time too when he was hired) but I look for him EVERY time there is media where they scan across all hands meetings & my mom just got to witness me see him
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Pointing Leonardo Di Caprio
ALT: Pointing Leonardo Di Caprio
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As apologetic concession for the fact that one party was briefly exiled by another party for watching short form videos (loudly) while episodic sci-fi was being watched by said another party and this party, all parties have agreed to start "The Fall of the Roman Empire", a 3+ hour epic, after 2200.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Disambiguation: •Basiliscus basiliscus (Central/South American lizard=Jesus Lizard) named ca. 18th C. •Jesus Lizard (American rock band) formed in 1987. •Jesús Luzardo (Peruvian-born Venezuelan-American Phillies pitcher) born 1997. •King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard (Australian band) formed 2010.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My dad just dropped a delighted comparison between Reacher's pal Plum and Hey Arnold's friend Gerald (in terms of their hair) so the level of apple under the tree in terms of oblique time insensitivity of reference maybe makes a little more sense.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My subscription to "Sherlock Holmes and Gardens" has always been a curiosity to the mail carrier, I'm sure, but I imagine at a certain point one is inured to wry deliveries.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Being home with my folks is a super humbling trip inasmuch as they are excited to have a 3rd chemist to toss ideas around with, and they are sharp! (But I did a very different type of chemistry so also a reminder that natural products synthesis was an area wherein I didn't even get a gentleman's B.)
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yesterday while driving, I heard the raw version of "Jenny (867-5309)" and it had been so long since I had heard it without Arnold on track*, I felt the odd revulsion I used to get when the intro sample of ✨Werewolves of London✨would proceed into 🗑️All Summer Long🗑️. * m.youtube.com/watch?v=cv9z...
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867-5309/Jenny (Total Body Workout Version - Without Weights)
YouTube video by Arnold Schwarzenegger - Topic
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I worry that I remain MarioKart Brained as, when I was standing in front of the Library of Congress yesterday, I was holding a banana peel* and thought, "ohman, better get rid of this quick before I am identified as an agent of chaos". *I'd just eaten a banana & hadn't seen any place for waste yet.
Tho view approaching the Jefferson building partly obscured by the banana peel still in hand.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Long ago, on a site far away, there was an @lonelysandwich toot about how dads tend toward abbreviating movie titles and moms gently mangle them; I'm still hunting to see if it was captured by favstar or some other archive after my mom noted earlier that my sister took her to "the Nordstrom Track".
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Reasonable people can disagree. Unreasonable people can lean into the art of it.
A postcard from https://www.flickr.com/photos/capnmariam/42727801900/in/photostream/lightbox/ "Chewie Gets A Medal (If Chewie Wants A Medal)" based on the strength and size disparity of the boys.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I feel like on some level I should've known the article about "Christian Kitch" was not just a brutally spelled article about "Kristen Kish", but I find her so winning* I clicked through with hope anyway: that's on me. *A nice chat w/ @wkamaubell.bsky.social from a bit ago: youtu.be/uDiFnaavPrc?...
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Kristen Kish on Uplifting Community By Being Yourself
Kamau sits down with chef-turned-host Kristen Kish to talk about her stepping up as host of Top Chef after the departure of Padma Lakshmi, being kind, outrage over Netflix's Roast of Kevin Hart, and being a transracial adoptee. Kamau starts by giving Kristen her flowers for being a true natural on camera and the shoes she had to fill as a relative newcomer to television. They talk about the surprisingly big cultural gap between Generation X and Elder Millennials. Kamau recounts his time as a guest judge on Top Chef during a particularly sauce-heavy episode. The conversation turns to comedy vs. cooking, leading to a discussion of the broader cultural impact of the racist jokes at the Roast of Kevin Hart. Finally, Kristen discusses her experience of having white adoptive parents who supported her cultural background and made her feel seen and accepted. Donate to the Emeril Lagasse Foundation at emeril.org and City Harvest at cityharvest.org Chapters: 00:00:00 Kristen Gets Coffee and Her Flowers 00:10:14 The Generational Divide 00:18:00 Why are you so Good on TV? 00:27:07 Kamau on Top Chef 00:36:00 Cooking Is Science, Comedy Is Math, The Kevin Hart Roast 00:55:30 Comedians Doing Damage to Society 01:00:48 Shouting Out Causes 01:03:47 Being a Transracial Adoptee Who's With Me is produced by Rabbit Grin Productions. Music by Chris Dowd. Part of the Pushkin Network. ------- ABOUT WHO'S WITH ME? Over his multifaceted career, W. Kamau Bell is known for having conversations about the issues that divide, enrage, and confuse us. Filling these conversations with humor, heart, and intellect, Kamau has shown us that a simple conversation can spark change, not only for the participants but also for an audience. Kamau is bringing all that and more to his new weekly podcast, Who’s With Me? Inspired by Kamau’s bestselling Substack newsletter of the same name, Who’s With Me? is more than just a simple question. It is an invitation to connect, a call to action, and a reassuring pat on the shoulder in these increasingly hectic times. Every episode, Kamau will sit down with someone he admires deeply to give them their flowers, ask his most burning questions, and invite his guest to give him and his audience homework on how to make the world a better place. ABOUT W. KAMAU BELL W. Kamau Bell is a Peabody Award winner, 4X Emmy Award winner, documentary filmmaker, stand-up comedian, Celebrity Jeopardy! champion, Official Ambassador of the band Fishbone, self-proclaimed #1 Bruce Lee Expert (non-Asian division), part-time activist, and full-time family man. Kamau is a 2X New York Times Bestseller with Do The Work! - An Antiracist Activity Book and Who is Government? - The Untold Story of Public Service. Kamau is best known for his CNN docuseries United Shades of America, his four-part docuseries We Need To Talk About Cosby, and for scrawling “HAHA!” over his enemies’ faces on his Instagram account. Kamau is also the ACLU Artist Ambassador for Racial Justice. Kamau is on the Board of Directors for several nonprofit organizations, including DonorsChoose and LiveFree. Kamau has a bestselling Substack called W. Kamau Bell Asks, Who’s With Me? #topchef #KristenKish #FoodAndJustice #ComedyAndCulture #WhosWithMe #transracialadoption
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I just realized that my next 7AM committee meeting (tomorrow!) will be at 10AM because of a personal time zone shift and I am so preemptively excited you can hear the owl in my chest hooting.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mrs. Speakman* had us push desks to the edge of the room so we could do exercises in the middle. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeCd... I imagine it was something she probably locked in on when she first was teaching...in the Kennedy era. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken... *She called me "Ramona the Mess".
A 24 child classroom composite from 1988 with the teacher up top center.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
As I had dawn in the rearview earlier, I had suddenly remembered that for most of grad school The idea of paying to take a cab to the airport was inconceivable and so if I had an early flight, I'd go to Oakland the night before and see if I could get through security late OR just crash inside there.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I feel like the ambiguity on the pronunciation of tomato is such that one wouldn't be writing out the phrase "tomato 'tomahto'" if the latter was really equally the former. Like if you really wanna disambiguate, maybe, "tə-ˈmā-(ˌ)tō, tə-ˈmä-(ˌ)tō". OR, if leaning more simple, "tomāto, tomäto".
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There's a new (?) program called "Wishbone Cooking" and it doesn't involve a talking dog dressed like he's performing holodeck Shakespeare in the kitchen and I am LIVID.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
At a meeting of the Southern Regional Education Board, I heard the construction "All y'all's curricula vitae" and it's in my head these 15 years hence. (When I taught I just used "folks", or "young scientists" as in "the young scientists' rooms are down the hall: wash your hands before and after.")
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The only constant is 2:50.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have the feeling FutureME may have some regrets, but I am testing a hypothesis that gets into the curious territory of placebo vs. chemical stimulus and OHBOY it's going to be amusing to be right or wrong.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Every once in a while, I have a moment of nostalgia for the life of PastME (2012-2024) semi-regularly just living in hotels Royal Tenenbaum style, and it is almost enough to induce me to push my workstation into the bathroom to work from the tub. (I always secure my electrical gadgets, no worries.)
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"'PaRappa the Rapper' Parathas" feel like they should have been just as obvious to me as "Pop art Poptarts" but apparently it wasn't meant for me to think about until I had just finished my supper. www.flickr.com/photos/maria...
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fun in the fridge
An assortment of variations on a theme. mariam.elnaggar.googlepages.com/sideprojects Most of these are being stored in a freezer in the East Bay. As a chemist and occasional food artist I love pr...
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Found just now in an ol' digital commonplace book where I noted: "S.Colbert’s transition from bemused entertainment @ the idea of Al Pacino’s diaper cake gift to chortling delight @ the imitation of the gifting was probably watched in this living room ~40 times." (+5) www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJo3...
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Bobby Cannavale Talks Working With Scorsese On 'Vinyl'
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: …half full. Pessimist: …half empty. Elijah Price: Everything extraordinary can be explained away, and yet it is true. I think deep down you know this. Everything we will see and do will have a basis in science. But it will have limits. This is the real world, not a cartoon.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"With all the ABSOLUTE GARBAGE television you watch, every weird, inscrutable, obscure, ridiculous thing you've obsessively consumed and recommended; you've NEVER seen 'Breaking Bad', STILL?! You're a CHEMIST!" --My old⁴ boss on our call today, not pulling any punches on my delayed checkin it out.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
…On the other hand, I'm probably doing great on a negations checklist.
Gonzo's "Me?!"/Uranium EtchASketch, crossposted from both the 'Periodic Etchings' Series and the 'Muppets Take Manhattan Project' project.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is a thought technology that hits home for me and I feel like if you paired the Rachid Taha cover with the Clash video, you could get there. m.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r...
An etch-a-sketch of an armadillo.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A tricky thing about Alan Ritchson's build is that he can't just throw a barrel at someone without it feeling like an allusion, Michael.
An etch a sketched image of Donkey Kong, level 1-1 in the background with a foregrounded confused Mr. Kong with the two barrels he would have to take to the top to be the usual setup.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Rob Liefeld's 'Katamari Damacy'" feels like it'd find a home in the TARDIS shaped venn diagram slot of the hearts of people who're really into the idea of pocket universes.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vCF... ...We love what we love.
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Halbieren | Alexander Zverev vs. Silvio Heinevetter | Spiel 7 | Schlag den Star
YouTube video by Schlag den Star
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Where the Roomba chooses to clean is none of my business. That's all your prerogative, little buddy: go nuts!" --Me, after realizing that Herr Roombot had a remote these last 15 years, but finding after a minute of practical operation that I thought it felt unwholesome to *force* it to go places.
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I recognize that on the day I said, "ya know: we don't have to live like this--let's hang all the clothes!" that the closet shelf/rod falling down after was a function of mass/gravity....BUT that doesn't stop me from believing it was the ghost of Marie Kondo via Whiplash JKSimmons yelling, "AGAIN!".
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"We rented the Willy Wonka, and I saw how those 4 grandparents got to lay in that bed, and I thought, 'the life!'" -my mom, on her desire to not be forced to go out and do things (particularly after she and my dad picked up a bug from my nephew).
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The degree to which I don't leave lights on anywhere in this place suddenly became more clear as, 6.5 years into living here [yeah, with some stuff still packed], the light I use most went out and when I went to replace it, I found out that it was a couple weird mercury stick bulbs? Adventure Time!
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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ @capnmariam.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
As maybe she took the full ride direct to a PharmD from at U Pittsburgh 28 yrs ago (after a couple summers we worked at the local hospital pharmacy), I imagine I tapped into ME-616's skill to control the bulk goods scoop to dispense 14 single serving bags of 17 chocolate coated espresso beans each.
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