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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Being in a secondary school ICT lesson for 10 minutes will make you lose hope in the future faster than anything else imaginable. These kids are cooked!!!!

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

“Find what you love and let it kill you” - Charlie Kirk

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

dannyboy83 ending up in LA bcs he just walked out the airport on the way to Colombia is so late-Mann that it’s messing with my head

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Why’s King Krule’s sax guy always doing so much shit. Hate his ass. Put your shirt back on mate.

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Did the Mikey Menace voice to a year 8 by mistake

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

do you think blokes in the queue for Radiohead at the O2 will want their faces blurred out in pics like they’re queueing for a Bonnie Blue shoot

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

I’m really worried about Chet Hanks’ well-being now that he’s clearly relapsing

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

In Donegal with my great aunt, she’s got a new one-eyed cat named “the cat” and she’s told me to get a whiskey and soda water down me because I’m not driving

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

So mad that bcs of TikTok there’s graffiti in the school where I work for the band TV Girl, who I was bang into in 2011-2014

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Started getting targeted ads during podcasts for pork pies. Like there’s a new pork pie that dropped and they knew I’d wanna hear about it. At the end of the ad it said you could check out porkpie.co.uk for more info. Imagine how good it feels to own that url.

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Coming out as anti-Greta Thunberg bcs she keeps hanging out with shit bands

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Worked with an incoming student in food tech today and got absolutely flexed on by the year 7s who were helping out. Made one Chloe Rose Crabtree recipe and thought I was hot shit. Foolish. These kids can do insane things with flour.

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Reading all the posters at Indian Veg in the Headache voice

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Has anyone got Iain Sinclair’s contact info? Cleo’s dad lives round the corner from him now and they’re the same age and he needs some mates and I think Iain would fuck with him heavy

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Hayden Pedigo album is great if you love beautiful music made by guys with pod racer names

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Heavy is the truck that wears the nuts

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Sex and the city season 4 is lit bcs they’ve got to make all the blokes Carrie fancies worse than Big to justify her fancying him still. This episode it’s a jazz guy who always wears a trilby.

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

At the Plimsoll and had 4 pints and cannot stop looking my gf’s amazing nose

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

They should have done a Sex and The City spinoff about Stanford adopting a kid and being a single dad called Son Of A Blatch

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Gonna see if I can get the PE teachers drunk enough on Friday after work to convince them to walk to Burgess Park and smash down a fence so we can go Wide Awake for free

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Sex and The City season 3 is sublime. Much less wackiness, story lines with endings and of course we have the Steve of it all.

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Year 7 kid walked into the classroom just now and went “HAVE YOU HEARD OF CHUCK NORRIS?”

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Me and Mick got to explain jelqing to our girlfriends at dinner last night

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

So funny to go from being the fourth-best-dressed person at the Jake Longstreth private view to being the guy at the Brown Horse gig getting G Checked by 6 Music cucks for the crime of dancing a bit all in one night

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Amazing aspect of my brother’s life is that he’s friends with all the old guys at the dub club because they’re really into Qanon and he knows loads about it

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Had 9 pints of John Smith at the all-dayer yesterday and tried to pay my energy bill on the dance floor

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Accidentally made excuses for Big’s behaviour towards Carrie when Cleo has a hangover and I’m not hearing the end of it

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Getting so into Girlfriend Telly these day. Sex and The City… great stuff. Charlotte is a legend.

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

WeWork implies the existence of PooWork

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I love visiting my girlfriend’s parents because they live by the seaside and also there’s a Hezbollah magnet on their fridge

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Only in two serious group chats these days but somehow both of them are constantly talking about the grateful dead

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Amazing weekend where I met Jonathan Nunn and got sunburned

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Peckham car boot is amazing if you love hearing people with international school accents saying “exactly”

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Ketamine discussion on RHOSLC season 3 reunion

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Morrisey is sort of like if Future was gay

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

What I think goes unacknowledged too often is that when Adrien Brody did the Jamaican accent on SNL he was there to promote The Pianist

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

In the Blackhorse Road brewery zone and it just looks like the Charlton light industrial area

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

RHOSLC has unexpectedly added in these two bears and it rocks.

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Queuing for venue mot on a Wednesday listening to a podcast about Gladio

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Just seen the RHOSLC ep where the “cymbal stuck in ear” clip came from. Really good.

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

I hate Meredith’s husband on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Simon and Garfunkel if they were into performatively getting pegged for clout - “Cecilia, you’re shagging my arse/i’m dating you so I seem gay yeah”

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Love the guy on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City who looks just like John Hinckley Jr

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Getting really into reels about how living in China is better than the uk

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

she Sadiq on my Khan until my Silvertown Tunnel opened

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I think I should have trend forecasted the nicotine pouch craze in 2017 when my ex told me that lots of UCL guys were trying it out bcs scandi students had brought snus to parties with them

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Google alert to tell me that the other bloke with my name who’s a Mormon who works for the US Naval Institute has published a new paper

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Sorting out my Tesco club card vouchers before they expire sat in Hackney Spoons listening to Purple Mountains watching David Baddiel on the telly

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ned @capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I think now that Trump is in charge again we can call the Peter Vack experiment a robust failure

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