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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism

@capnjackresists.bsky.social
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Writer, Twitter escapee, Democrat, always coffee, Part-time Prince of Puns, #FuckTrump, Long Live the Resistance. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦💙He/Him

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 3h
Trump just announced his own plans: "He just wants to get out of town with as much as he can steal and then lead a quiet life."
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 3h
Trump just announced his own plans: "He just wants to get out of town with as much as he can steal and then lead a quiet life."
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 3h
The absolute worst people in the world.
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 3h
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Jonah Hill's Exhausting Track Run
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 3h
So say we all
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 3h
Hey Donnie
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Good Omens Gabriel
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump 2016: "Russia, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing" Trump 2026: "Iran, if you're listening, maybe you can bomb LA and San Diego."
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Last year, Tesla reported ZERO federal income tax on $5.7 Billion of U.S. income itep.org/tesla-report... By contrast, undocumented immigrants pay an average of $50B in Federal taxes a year. itep.org/undocumented... But let's treat immigrants like vermin.
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
itep.org/undocumented...
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Tax Payments by Undocumented Immigrants
Undocumented immigrants paid $96.7 billion in federal, state, and local taxes in 2022. Providing access to work authorization for undocumented immigrants would increase their tax contributions both be...
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NotCIAreally @stoplossmaxwin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I say rendition them to a third country
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That anti-Constitutional asswipe can go fuck himself.
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine if Hassan Piker said Iran should blow up LA and San Diego. Are ANY Republicans running for office going to be hounded by the media to disavow Trump's calls for Iran to bomb American cities?
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The next Democratic Congress needs to shut down the private ICE gulags and prosecute every single shitbag involved.
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
First Dennis Hastert dies, now Jim Bakker...a pedophile and multi-million dollar television fraudster. These come in threes. Maybe a pedophile multi-billion dollar television fraudster for the next one? Anyone fit that bill?
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Project Merda
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh FFS
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes, people say things in private they can't say in public. But read the OP. I'm talking about PUBLIC SERVANTS. Especially ones we're paying $174,000/year in tax dollars who swear an oath to uphold the Constitution.
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Affordability
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you can't publicly say what you say in private, get out of public service and retire to private life.
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fucking moron.
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mail-in voting bad, mail-in voting good. This fucker's brain is oatmeal.
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here's what's so fucking INSANE about "divided government" voters (splitting their ballot Dem/Rep). When government fails, these voters blame both parties and say "they both suck". And neither party takes responsibility.
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seriously, fuck this traitorous, anti-constitutional fuck
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sieg Fail
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Justice Alito frets over the future of the US Supreme Court" OH GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING TRAITOROUS GHOUL! A future Supreme Court without you in it will be cause for worldwide celebration you anti-Constitutional turd. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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Justice Alito frets over future of US Supreme Court
Justice Samuel Alito warned Sunday he was worried about the future of the US Supreme Court due to what he called an extreme level of public rhetoric and pressure over its rulings.In a rare interview g...
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We're sending you $500 checks, they're in the mail, in fact they're $600 checks. You should be getting $700 checks in the mail really soon. Everyone in Ohio is getting $800 this I can tell you.
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sen. Schmitt, will you go down in history as a real dirtbag? Now, think about your answer before you perjure yourself, you dirtbag.
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Double-haters"?? WTF is this "both-sides are disappointing" bullshit? FFS. www.wsj.com/politics/ele...
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These ‘Double Haters’ Have Lost Faith in Both Parties—and Could Decide the Midterms
The rising tide of voter disenchantment stands to benefit Democrats in this year’s midterm contests.
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sen. Schmitthead, this is why hate-fueled conspiracy theories are bad for your political health.
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gotta wonder if Kash Patel was in charge of Sen. Schmitthead's research because the difference between Hawks and Hawkeyes is "eye".
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Kevin Malone's Hilarious Drum Solo: Ba Dum Tss!
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seriously. Fuck this guy.
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What's dumber than face-planting in front of the entire world, obliterating your political career, AND becoming an eternal meme for stupidity all in the span of a few minutes? Making a fucking poster about it.
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This guy: "Don't let them see my face, don't let them see my face!"
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stupor Intelligents
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wrong answer Scmittbag. You fucked up and will be remembered forever for this one monumentally embarrassing face plant.
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They made a fucking poster LOL
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He will go down in history as a real Schmittbag
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stupor Intelligence
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stupor Intelligence
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schmittbag brought the receipts from the wrong store.
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks to his Hawks Hawkeyes face plant his VP chances are Hawk-tuah.
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He'll go down in history as a real Schmittbag.
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was the Hawk-tuah girl at a hockey game
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He'll go down in history as a real Schmitbag
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From now on I'm calling him Senator Schmitbag
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A real piece of Schmitt
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hawks, Hawkeyes, Hockey, Hawk-tuah...what's the difference?
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It wasn't a Hawk's game in Atlanta it was a Hawkeye's game. No wait, it was Hawkeye from M*A*S*H taking Mylanta. Actually no, it was the Hawk-tuah girl
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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Side-effect of gargling Bibi's balls.
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