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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 14h
Really appreciate this series. I always felt that HOI4 was a bit toothless compared to the other major Paradox games, but this is a very good breakdown and even a possible alternative.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How could you tell???
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Imagine playing Silent Hill 2 and thinking "What if there was a happy ending instead?"
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Immediately looked for my precious Galarian Weezing and saw it made it until Raichu. Don't agree, but I can respect it.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For that classic Fairytale feel, they should get a save (at least!) if they are confronted with their Real True Love. Bonus points for pointing out that some real weirdos love things more than people.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like, it's not guaranteed but it's crazy that it's a world we might live in.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine going back in time and explaining to yourself 15 years ago "Democrats are going to win a Senate seat in Texas before dislodging Collins from Maine."
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is following you because of this post a GOOD HAPPEN or BAD HAPPEN?
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"The City New York" does sound a bit more profound when said out loud, to be fair. It's sort of like an anastrophe, like Orlando, the City Beautiful.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyone else is on notice, though.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey, some just think of the others with disdain instead of outright hate. There's *layers*.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They ran out of other ways to rerelease the games. I mean, what else could they do? Make a new game?
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
James Sunderland's shadow escaped from the Midnight Channel and going to show him how a real man handles horrors beyond comprehension.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
On checking, the actual answer is probably better. However, I always pictured pipeweed as either fresh green when growing or milled down to brownish tobacco-esque color, but that may be a skill issue.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A sterling example of "be careful what you wish for, I guess.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'd say autumnal leaves. They're gold leaves (and orange and red and etc.) They make the Shire beautiful, thus they are good. And they are supposed to fall off and be destroyed.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Boys, boys, you're both right. The only reason we sometimes don't lose is that Republicans deserve to lose just as badly as us, and unfortunately, that means we have to occasionally win."
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gotta give the backup's backups playtime, I suppose.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It turns out the secret compromise on paying players is just let them all be coach for a day, then fire them.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Party members: Fellow bard in it for love of the game Horribly heretical Priestess who gets invited to parties for the scandal of it all Qon Duixote, original character And... Another Mage/Abomination that's keeping it on the DL, until they suddenly aren't. They're always fun to have around.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a Bard focused game where you make five increasingly convoluted versions of Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts with breaks between parties spent back at your HQ to pal around with your buddies/rivals. Roll end slides after the fifth one, showing all the effects. GOTY, in my opinion.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Who would be your dream, living (rip Curry) pull for a faction leader having the time of their life hamming it up?
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I've certainly warmed to it after the Sequels.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also, Valheim has high seas travel, while Enshrouded is built around a more Ubisoft Tower plus glider methods of travel. Enshrouded has an authored, distinct world, while Valheim has random map seeds.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Valheim is a lot "meaner" than Enshrouded. No permanent 'level ups' with stats based off equipment and food vs RPG leveling tree, most resources need to be hauled to base for processing (since constructed portals forbidding carrying ore) vs getting to safety and fast traveling to bring spoils home.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Someone needs to put up the Jon Bois signal!
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The funniest part of this is that this is a top five nicest version of the "trans kid playing sports" character in the entire political cartoon world. Even SKELLY doesn't hate trans kids.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The guilty flee when no one pursue.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Pine tree, you say...
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Gravity Falls: Bill Cipher Floating
ALT: Gravity Falls: Bill Cipher Floating
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It straight up starts with freelance Intel service being hired due to lack of state capacity, no?
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yeah, it's grimly humorous that he (somehow) thought he was one of the good ones, but the engine of cruelty he helped build is still here! He didn't take it with him!
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So what you're saying is you're overqualified for the role.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I misread it as "Prosecution experience" and thought "What's the difference?"
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I really love the random Arts for the different cultures, in particular.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Unironically pitching my group on this as the next game.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I don't even know what the equivalent bad idea would be for the US... Maybe requiring Texas to stop printing "Remember the Alamo" on things?
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Agreed that demons of a sin inspiring the sin are old hat. Have more demons that are exemplars of a sin. Demons of sloth that order other people to do things they could do trivially for themselves. Demons of Greed that will do anything for money.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
April Fools!
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The discourse thanks you for fresh grist for the discourse mill. Looking forward to the article.
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Cute Kitten Saluting
ALT: Cute Kitten Saluting
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If I may potentially taint the results, are you expecting high or low lethality for longer games?
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A man walks into a bar and sees people jumping off the tables, trying to grab ribeyes nailed to the ceiling. The bartender says, "Wanna try? If you pull one down, you get free drinks for the night, but if you can't, you have to buy a round." The man replies, "No thanks, the steaks are too high."
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They're more violent. Mutinies, from my understanding, are usually presented as fait accompli. Only a moron fights when the crew turns on them. Foraging, in a military context, doesn't mean picking berries or hunting animals. It means taking food from farmers (who will starve) at sword/gunpoint.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Really not beating the "Can't read more than 280 characters" rap.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
So, generally, what would the benefit be to China of taking on that project? Isn't the current situation of undisputed US naval hegemony (outside the South China Sea, at least) to everyone else's benefit?
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"Everything you have spent your adult life working, especially saying that the Iran war was a bad idea, on suggests you are a closet fascist." "Also, please don't get mad." Brilliant. No notes.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I thought Spinel's fate at the end was supposed to be "Look, you got some thinking to do, and doing it here would be... awkward. Maybe you and the Diamonds can go work through some stuff together. Ok, time for the big finish!" But Future comes along, so maybe the joke was on me the whole time.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I still think the movie is a pretty good capstone, since Rose is pretty reasonably viewed as a complicated figure, while Steven Universe: Shippuden is where the real character assassination lives.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Good to have you back.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Can confirm, only a few harmless fruit flies got out after a fantastic ending.
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capfalcon.bsky.social @capfalcon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
After 50 years, a little novelty as a treat.
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