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@capecodpostaah.bsky.social
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Born on Cape Cod, here forever! Grew up with the Bruins, Sox, Celts & Pats! Was Cape Cod Tweetah on Twitter before it X’d out! PSSST…I change my profile pic A LOT. 🚫NO MAGAts! 🚫NO PORN! #SquirrelvilleCafe #MunktownDiner #BunnytownBuffet #DawnOfTheDawn

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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 2h
Quote repost with a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation🤷‍♂️:
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 3h
You're absolutely right! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
"Take your ticket! Let's keep this line moving, people!!"
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 4h
“Hmmm…which do I choose?” #SquirrelvilleCafe (SPOILER ALERT: Both)
Gray squirrel trying to decide between two pieces of walnut. (He ate both)
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 5h
Drop some TELEVISIONS 📺🖤
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 8h
I hope Suckerberg’s “meta glasses” are just as successful as the “Opti-Grab” glasses in “The Jerk”.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 9h
Ummm…yeeeaah, @sshole…I don’t f@cking think so.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 21h
Hello Mumma! Welcome back to the #SquirrelvilleCafe!
Mumma, the sweet, adorable well-mannered Gray Squirrel!🥜🥰🐿️
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 21h
These two still haven’t spoken since Prom Night. #SquirrelvilleCafe
A pair of gray squirrels that still haven’t spoken since Prom Night.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just love the beautiful light smoky blue, pink & orange ribbon across the skyline over Wakeby Pond. #DawnOfTheDusk
The beautiful light smoky blue, pink & orange ribbon across the skyline over Wakeby Pond.The beautiful light smoky blue, pink & orange ribbon across the skyline over Wakeby Pond.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tonight’s Film Selection🍿🎥🎬: One of my favorite westerns of all time, chock full of great performances and sadly, a large number of great actors no longer with us. #TonightsFilmSelection
Poster for “Tombstone” (1993) directed by George Cosmatos, starring Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer, Bill Paxton, Sam Elliot & Powers Boothe.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tonight’s Film Selection🍿🎥🎬: A truly brilliant film, even though it was directed by a creep who fled to Europe to avoid being jailed for the drugging & raping of a minor. He’d fit into Trump’s administration rather well. #TonightsFilmSelection
Poster for “Chinatown” (1974) written by Robert Towne, directed by Roman Polanski.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was thinking that for my next TV series rewatch that I’d like to watch something that would remind me of how life used to be when gathering around the TV on a certain night of the week with the whole family was how we did things. I think I have just the thing.
DVD Box Set cover art from M*A*S*H (CBS 1972-1983)
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t decide which name I like better. If you have any suggestions, please feel free to share them!
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Based on our current “government” I’ve decided on my film choice for tonight. At least I’ll get two hours of skilled grift, as opposed to the morons who have no clue what they’re doing to our country…
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hello, October! Welcome back! #DawnOfTheDawn
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL COFFEE DAY, EVERYBODY!! I hope you all got your shopping done!
October 1st is International Coffee Day!!!
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, that was one of the most embarrassingly short postseason runs that I’ve ever seen.🤦‍♂️
Did the Sox even show up for these two games?!?🤷‍♂️
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tonight’s Film Selection🍿🎥🎬: My favorite Kenneth Branagh film. A fun, twisty past lives thriller. #TonightsFilmSelection
Poster for “Dead Again” (1991) starring Kenneth Branagh, Emma Thompson, Andy Garcia & Robin Williams. Directed by Branagh.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s actually pretty cool to hear an actor say this.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Drop some GUITARS 🎸🖤🎶
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What an amazing sky! (🔊Soundtrack courtesy of the birds🔊)
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a difference fifteen minutes can make. #DawnOfTheDawn
Dawn 6:15 a.m.Dawn 6:30 a.m.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I see one more popup ad for Meta’s “Muse AI” I’m going to scream. I despise Zuckerberg (aka “Satan”) with every single fiber of my being.
Mark Zuckerberg can kiss my fat ass!
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sixty years ago ABC TV producers were sitting around talking about their failing Gothic soap opera: Producer 1: The show’s tanking. People just aren’t watching. What should we do…cancel it? Producer 2: Yeah, maybe. Hey…have you considered adding vampires, werewolves, zombies & time travel?!?
The cast of ABC’s “Dark Shadows” (1966)
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone who didn’t see this shit coming is basically Tommy from “Tommy”.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m a child of the 60s. I don’t recall Efrem Zimbalist Jr.’s “FBI” TV character ever behaving like this…do you?
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes. He most certainly is.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Show me a comic page you love; no explanation needed.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Name a film by a female director🎥🍿 One of my favorites: Kathryn Bigelow’s “Near Dark” which was filmed at night using the cast of future ex-husband James Cameron’s “Aliens”. (which shot during the day) It stars the late great Bill Paxton & the always awesome Lance Henriksen!
Poster for “Near Dark” (1987) directed by Kathryn Bigelow.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sitting at my desk with the screen door open for some fresh non-rainy air and I start to hear “squirrel cry”. It was so sad. (Sorry about the quality, didn’t want to scare him away by opening it.) {🔊🔊SOUND UP!!🔊🔊}
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Post a horror movie with a one word title! 🖤
Poster for “Pi” (1998) directed by Darren Aronofsky.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mumma came back on her way home from “Market Basquet”! #SquirrelvilleCafe
Mumma leans on my finger while gently taking a piece of walnut.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some bonus shots of Mumma. I’m aware that I sound like a broken record, but she is the sweetest, gentlest gray squirrel I have ever met. Every time that she visits, she walks right up to the glass and peaks in, looking left & right to see if I’m there. 🥰 #SquirrelvilleCafe
Queen Mumma the Sweet, First of Her Name!👑Mumma the Gray Squirrel peaking through the slider, ready to put in her breakfast order.Mumma the Gray Squirrel peaking through the slider, ready to put in her breakfast order.Mumma the Gray Squirrel gently (as always) taking a walnut half from my fingers.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mumma (🥰) is guarding the peanuts (and eating a few) that I put out on the step and keeping an eye on Growler (he doesn’t like to share) as well. #SquirrelvilleCafe
Mumma the Sweet Gray Squirrel enjoying a spot of breakfast, but also keeping an eye on Growler.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shades of Gray. #DawnOfTheDawn
A gray dawn over Wakeby Pond.A gray dawn over Wakeby Pond.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The look on the guy’s face behind Trump says: A) “Why the f@ck did I take this job?” B) “I wonder if Bed Bath & Beyond would rehire me?” C) “Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!” D) “What’s that smell?!? Does he have a dead skunk in his diaper?!?” E) { Your Comment Here }
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rest in Peace, Mr.Belding.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tonight’s Film Selection🍿🎥🎬: Richard Benjamin’s brilliant 1982 love letter to the Golden Age of Live Television, “My Favorite Year” starring the amazing Peter O’Toole. #TonightsFilmSelection
Poster for “My Favorite Year” (1982) directed by Richard Benjamin, starring Peter O’Toole, Mark Linn-Baker, Jessica Harper & Joseph Bologna.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d love to see this.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not only did this little guy eat directly from the breakfast buffet, he has coupons that clearly say “Not Valid With #SquirrelvilleCafe Breakfast Buffet”! …but of course I took them.🤷‍♂️
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remember her from “Dark Shadows”!
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Neither rain nor sleet nor…oh screw it! Just give me more peanuts!”
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A great practice session with the kids today. They of course showed off their classic “Triangle Feeding Formation” and debuted their latest formation, “The T”. #SquirrelvilleCafe
Gray squirrels practicing  their “Triangle Feeding Formation”!Gray squirrels practiced a slightly different “Triangle Feeding Formation” today!The young gray squirrels showing off their brand new feeding formation: “The T”!
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“I’ll just eat it here.” #SquirrelvilleCafe
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Daddy Vlad sent Diaper Donnie brand-new VHS copies of Volumes 3 & 4 of the "DJT Pee Pee Tape Saga"! Donnie's going to screen them after Church service for all the Pedo-Priests!
Trump holding up his brand new copy of "The Pee Pee Tapes: Vol. 3: The Liddle Mushroom" outside of a DC church.Trump holding up his brand new VHS copy of "The Pee Pee Tapes Vol. 4: The Liddle Mushroom" outside a DC church.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trump wondering why he can’t get the copy of his Pee Pee Tape that Putin gave him to play for him.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Three things in human life are important: the first is to be kind, the second is to be kind, and the third is to be kind.” - Henry James (1902)
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Laura Looney is so stupid that she doesn’t realize that she’s stupid with two Os.
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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these Scurriers from the swift completion of their appointed eating.” #SquirrelvilleCafe
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