Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Prixelated. When you downgrade from 8k to 8bit. 020
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 20/03/2026RIP Chuck Norris And hats off to the Grim Reaper for gathering the courage to approach him. That must have been scary. Related #Breaking news: Heaven has reportedly installed an escalator, as no one makes Chuck Norris climb the stairs. 070
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 18/03/2026We have an official statement from the residence of Mars. "Sorry. We aimed for Florida." 1172
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Hey Quilter! Curling is surprisingly fun if you can give it a go! 120
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Thank you CBC for translating the booing. #Olympics 162
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Imagine paying 44 billion dollars for Twitter and then logging in to see this... 091
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 19/12/2025The Kennedy Center is being renamed after Donald Trump. Please consider the following names as apt suggestions: Conman Coliseum Thief Theatre Molester Multiplex Dementia Dome Convict Concert Hall Adderall Arena The Racist Room Any other suggestions? 140
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 16/12/2025We are working with the elves to ensure that Santa's phone won't be subjected to a social media search. With Trump on his naughty list, he naturally may be rejected at the border.. 010
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 16/12/2025With Christmas fast approaching, we in Canada's Space Force are preparing for our annual Santa Escort and Defense initiative. Together with other national Space Forces and NORAD, we will protect Santa from any possible Space threats, including roge asteroids and Space Pirates. 🚀🇨🇦🎅 Ho Ho Ho, eh! 131
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 29/11/2025When your best friend's private plane has been confiscated so you have to travel with old men for a change... 140
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 28/11/2025To all our U.S. neighbours who miss the friendship we used to share.. Happy Thanksgiving! To those who enjoy tarrifs and want to annex us... Fine. We’ll take California, Washington, Oregon, and NY. You can keep Florida, Alabama, and whatever’s left of Texas after the next school shooting. Cool? 0143
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 22/11/2025We in Canada's Space Force have received complaints from other species that it's unfair to be excluded from #MissUniverse2025. The Venusians say their contestant had tailored a special breathing dress for their contestant. And Mars? They were going to send the 3-breasted woman from Total Recall.. 051
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 19/11/2025As Canada's Space Force, we're proud to admit that none of our Space ships are made by Toyota. But now we know their CEO is MAGA, here's some suggestions for car names: Putin Prius Tangerine Tacoma Felon4Runner Covfefe Corolla RapeyRav4 Tariff Yaris Maga Matrix Small-hand Celica Treason Trundra 051
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Trump's Whitehouse posting McDonald's' Grimace is not that bizarre when you consider that he seems to have a preference for the age group that buys Happy Meals. 030
Reposted by Cosmic Canuck CorpsAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 16/11/2025This should concern Canada especially, the US is also running an operation in an attempt to disrupt its current government as well. The CIA is in full swing across North America with even less oversight. 11408138
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Good day, all! Your favourite Canadian Space Force here. Sorry for 3+ month Away mission. We did leave a squadron orbiting to deflect rogue asteroids and thwart alien invasions. We appreciate you all, and realize there's still a resistance to leade. We're back and will be sharing regularly! 🚀🇨🇦 4132
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Another day gone by already? Where's this summer going?? ...not that summer means anything to those of us who live in space.. 051
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Sorry Bluesky. We got a bit busy yesterday thwarting a Space Pirate ploy to hijack our Timbit delivery to Mars. As it is, here's the the 3rd of 7 (kinda) daily Canadian Factoids... 060
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Hey there Canuckian keeners! Here's Day 2 of our Cosmic Canuck Corps Canadian Factoids. From Canada's Space Force... Enjoy! 031
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Right? So-called Nature's Architect? Pffft. 000
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 02/07/2025400!?? That's chincredible! It's now down past her button. MTG will need to get creative if we get a few hundred more likes.. 051
Reposted by Cosmic Canuck CorpsFrida @frida3rdact.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Indeed. Happy #CanadaDay my Canuck friends! Keep up the good work and keep #CanadaStrong @canadasky.bsky.social @theangrycanuck.bsky.social @canuckcorps.bsky.social @canucksarmy.bsky.social @joincanadaeh.bsky.social 131
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Hello Canada! As Canada's Space Force, we've been quite dormant recently. Apparently extraterrestrials aren't interested in visiting while we're dealing with this smalldicktatorship mess.. But it's #CanadaDay! So for the next 7 days, we'll be posting a Canadian factoid each day! Enjoy, ya hosers! 57611
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 30/05/2025TGIF, folks! And by TGIF, we mean TACO's Government Is Fraudulent. 15449105
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 25/05/2025These marketing teams are getting out of control.. 0111
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Congrats on the new Pope: Pope Bubbles IV 010
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Meanwhile, in Canada: #CanadaElection #Election2025 061
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 21/04/2025So... We going to call this The Vance Effect? 0122
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 20/04/2025#DYK Mercury's interior may be made of diamond, but did you know that the Moon is a giant cake pop? 081
Reposted by Cosmic Canuck CorpsJohn Luc @johnluc1111.bsky.social · 18/04/2025I think we need to enable CCC just a little. 😈 0101
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Well dang. That stinks. What a time to be alive that real eggs cost nearly as much as faberge eggs... 020
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 18/04/2025We in Canada's Space Force wish you all a happy and safe Easter. We also hope you've saved up through the year to buy some eggs to paint... 953753
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 11/04/2025For #NationalPetDay, we'd like to share our appreciation for the official pet of the Cosmic Canuck Corps... Fluffnuts. Fluffnuts is our resident Tribble, and enjoys chortling, squeaking, and exploring the ventilation system. Tribbles are not dangerous... they're just incredibly prolific. 161
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 05/04/2025We heard these were trending back on that bird site.. So to any Canadians out there... What do Trump and Scarborough have in common? 241
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Trump announced his moronicus magnum opus, leading us to ask.. Why only a 10% Tariff on a select few? Let's make a few guesses, yeah? Turkey: He legitimately thinks this is where all turkeys come from. UK: Has golf courses here. Colombia: Doesn't want to make Don Jr. pay more for his cocaine. 192
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 01/04/2025#BREAKING Reports are leaking from the White House that Donald Trump is extremely angry. His Executive Order to replace Abraham Lincoln with himself on the Five Dollar bill inadvertently lead to the infamous Colorado Capitol portrait being used. 0110
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 18/03/2025#BREAKING Elon Musk announces a new airline to compliment his fleet of Swasticars. MUSKWAFFE. "Because you can't say Aryan Race without saying Air." 1124
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 15/03/2025This looks to be the Ibyuk Pingo, located in the Northwest Territories. But as we in Canada's Space Force have come to call it... The Canadian Millennium Falcon. Like... just look at it! 140
Cosmic Canuck Corps @canuckcorps.bsky.social · 13/03/2025But if he tariffs champaign, what will people pop when Trump finally leaves office? 492