Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 29/04/2025This about to be me when I hear Beyoncé sing the star spangled banner on July 4th in the nations capitol 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ 0330
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 24/04/2025This pic is so funny cuz like truly all I can look at is @socalaquarius35.bsky.social about to kiss in the back 😂😭 2100
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 20/04/2025New funemployment goal, hit idk 15-20% by end of summer? 030
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Idk if it’s cuz I’m sick or my Eddie bull hit but I’m actually sobbing watching Onya’s parents talk about her 170
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Every time the smack talk video comes up on my tl, I am reminded of him 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ 130
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 07/04/2025My Edward boulevard peaking as this smoothie scene started 050
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 30/03/2025The first kickball Sunday in the mid 70s?!? I can tell the girls (me) are about to be beyond feral today 🙂↕️🙂↕️ 050
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 30/03/2025I’m sorry are the girls cruising… IN THE GRAVEYARD?!?!? 4251
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Okay miss The Blowers ain’t too bad (minus the interface on mobile). Gonna give the sniff a run for her money for sides only 0100
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Duolingo offering LinkedIn premium membership discounts while there’s nationwide layoffs happening… oh I’m sick 😭😭😭 010
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 04/03/2025wait my vault kinda eats. im 100% getting lilith and gardener 000
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 25/02/2025She’s heeeeerrreeeee!!!! Will probably move locations & get a shorter lampshade but omfg!!! 4160
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Won the cuntiest lamp ever off a Facebook marketplace giveaway FOR FREEEEEEE?!?!? 0170
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I’m a child of god meanwhile this is how I get treated 😭😭 1210
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 22/02/2025A lot of yall could learn something from this 🙂↕️🙂↕️ 060
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Damn I really went to a school so progressive it has a canonically hermaphroditic / trans mascot 160
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 18/02/2025I didn’t have any expectations for this festival tbh, but the lineup looks pretty good!! 020
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Just made a new playlist and it got me levitating 0120
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 16/02/2025This gotta be the only way I’ll do it and just know I’m fighting for my life at that point 010
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Idk about you but my Ticketmaster line up looks great! 060
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Did not make it out of the queue, please respect my privacy during these troubling times 1141
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Got a cowboy carter presale code. I put a meeting on my calendar cuz I will not miss the sale 2250
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Okay so like around what time is the half time show? 010
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Me core down 🥺🥺 Translation: Do you want to come to my place, watch shrek and cuddle all night 020
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally? 060
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Company won’t allow pronouns in external emails? Okay! Prepare for the most malicious compliance you ever did see! 081
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Idk why but this one has stuck with me ever since I first read it in high school 010
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Cuz we not just getting arrested under this administration. The national guard gone shoot us dead… 111
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 04/02/2025This is so 😂😭lemme make the best out of these next 7 days then 030
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Imma save you some embarrassment, you are not ready for the grown folks table *yet* 110
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Only winners mix up Jennifer Lewis and Jennifer Lawrence #RuPaulsDragRace 050
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 30/01/2025No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is now your therapist. 380
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Well my day is already off to a rough start. A water main broke a few houses down and so they’ve turned the water off in our entire area. All I wanted was to take a shower, start some laundry, and make some tea before work and couldn’t even do that 060
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Wait a little cross country train moment would be so cute 240
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 27/01/2025And when I say these are the same show then what? 030
Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Gay people really just can’t have normal event names can they? Like guess what this event is for based on its name 😭😭 110