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Antonio

@canttouchgrass.bsky.social
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Just another DC he/they(n) almost nothing i say is actually serious

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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
This about to be me when I hear Beyoncé sing the star spangled banner on July 4th in the nations capitol 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
This pic is so funny cuz like truly all I can look at is @socalaquarius35.bsky.social about to kiss in the back 😂😭
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Washington monument at night 😍😍😍
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
New funemployment goal, hit idk 15-20% by end of summer?
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Idk if it’s cuz I’m sick or my Eddie bull hit but I’m actually sobbing watching Onya’s parents talk about her
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
oh i absolutely DEMOLISHED iktr
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Every time the smack talk video comes up on my tl, I am reminded of him 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Idc idc that’s my mans
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
My Edward boulevard peaking as this smoothie scene started
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Well… 🧍🏾‍♂️
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
The first kickball Sunday in the mid 70s?!? I can tell the girls (me) are about to be beyond feral today 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
They said
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I’m sorry are the girls cruising… IN THE GRAVEYARD?!?!?
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Okay miss The Blowers ain’t too bad (minus the interface on mobile). Gonna give the sniff a run for her money for sides only
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
#WhiteLotus
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Duolingo offering LinkedIn premium membership discounts while there’s nationwide layoffs happening… oh I’m sick 😭😭😭
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
wait my vault kinda eats. im 100% getting lilith and gardener
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
She’s heeeeerrreeeee!!!! Will probably move locations & get a shorter lampshade but omfg!!!
The skinniest cuntiest lamp you ever did see
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Won the cuntiest lamp ever off a Facebook marketplace giveaway FOR FREEEEEEE?!?!?
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
And speaking of being mixed race 😭😭😭
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I’m a child of god meanwhile this is how I get treated 😭😭
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
A lot of yall could learn something from this 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
A highlighted quote from the book the Kindred’s Curse Series saying “Don’t choose a mediocre life for a mediocre man. Go be exceptional. If he’s worth it, he won’t judge you. And if he’s really the one, he’ll go along for the ride”
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Reskeet with your favorite anime
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Damn I really went to a school so progressive it has a canonically hermaphroditic / trans mascot
Sammy in their masculine eraSammy after her yassification process (had sex and had her penis bitten off after she topped for her one and only time of her life)
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I didn’t have any expectations for this festival tbh, but the lineup looks pretty good!!
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Just made a new playlist and it got me levitating
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
This gotta be the only way I’ll do it and just know I’m fighting for my life at that point
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Idk about you but my Ticketmaster line up looks great!
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Did not make it out of the queue, please respect my privacy during these troubling times
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Got a cowboy carter presale code. I put a meeting on my calendar cuz I will not miss the sale
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Okay so like around what time is the half time show?
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Me core down 🥺🥺 Translation: Do you want to come to my place, watch shrek and cuddle all night
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Company won’t allow pronouns in external emails? Okay! Prepare for the most malicious compliance you ever did see!
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Idk why but this one has stuck with me ever since I first read it in high school
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Not the Beyoncé Grindr ad😂😭
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Cuz we not just getting arrested under this administration. The national guard gone shoot us dead…
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
This is so 😂😭lemme make the best out of these next 7 days then
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Imma save you some embarrassment, you are not ready for the grown folks table *yet*
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Sorry it was me
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Only winners mix up Jennifer Lewis and Jennifer Lawrence #RuPaulsDragRace
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
me in all my work meetings and group chats today
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is now your therapist.
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Well my day is already off to a rough start. A water main broke a few houses down and so they’ve turned the water off in our entire area. All I wanted was to take a shower, start some laundry, and make some tea before work and couldn’t even do that
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Wait a little cross country train moment would be so cute
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
And when I say these are the same show then what?
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Antonio @canttouchgrass.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Gay people really just can’t have normal event names can they? Like guess what this event is for based on its name 😭😭
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