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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦

@canthavenicethings.bsky.social
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Mother, writer, witch, yogi, broken equestrian, cat lady, dog lover. She/her, Libtard, keep your racist, homophobic, anti-vax, climate denying crap up yer butt where it belongs. 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇵🇸 FUCK OFF CAT FISHERS No DMs

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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
❤️ mar🐪
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wouldn’t it be great to have real opposition that is there to hold the government accountable for Canadians? The constant grievance politics from both opposition parties is exhausting and infuriating.
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would really like to stop internally screaming
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is not a single boyfriend of mine that DID NOT roll his eyes and call me hysterical for voicing this very thing. Up to and including my current partner and father of my children, who just straight up ignores me. We have daughters, PS. Do you see why I want to run away and live in the woods?
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pathetic and Insanity 😡 I've been there.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What a cunt
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
PP is such a twat
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
JoJo is a magical wordsmith
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Just A Grandmom🇺🇸 @grandmompa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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GJRboston @gjrboston.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Meidas Paul Wigton 🫘 🇺🇳🇺🇦 @rvroomie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
No lie detected. #CallTheFascistsOut
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Craig Faanes @craigfaanes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Make American Greatness Antiquated
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 29/07/2026
We only rate dogs. This is a bed bug. She's very cute, and we actually wouldn't mind an infestation of this particular bed bug. But please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (TT: lekik25)
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
☹️
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MyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 24/07/2026
❤️ Dogs reacting to their humans lying beside them, so sweet....
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
No one needs a private jet. NO ONE. Not even Taylor-fucking-Swift.
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
C U N T
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I would like to live in the upstairs flat, please.
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
🖤🩷🥰
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
😕 says it all, really (From @justinjpearson.bsky.social )
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
To WHAT NOW???? And I mean this sincerely- JEBUS. FUCKING. CHRIST.
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oh my goodness, Cheryl! (Also, I need to know where to find those fantastic horse paintings…)
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
HELLS YEAH HE IS Get fucked Zionist pigs
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
An oldie but a goodie (goody?)
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Major Watson is the American military member Hollywood has been ladling us with for decades. A younger Tom Cruise would play him. They really DO exist.
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National Stonewall Democrats @natstonewalldems.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Being queer is patriotic. #America  #America250  #Pride #LGBTQ
Patriotism is not just waving a flag. It is fighting for the promise of a country where everyone can live, love, and pursue happiness without asking permission.
It means loving who you love in a country that has tried to legislate you out of existence, and refusing to disappear.
It means voting, protesting, serving, building families, and living openly, even when politicians turn your life into a talking point.

NATIONAL FEDERATION OF STONEWALL DEMOCRATS
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tammyfeabakker.bsky.social @tammyfeabakker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
newhope.shelterbuddy.com/Animal/Profi... PSSSSST HEYYYYY, YOU NEED A PUPPY DOG? I GOT ONE FOR YOU 👇 RISK LIST!! THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR REPOSTING!! #NYC #NY #NJ
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At-Risk Profile: Renee
Renee is at-risk of euthanasia and needs placement. Please consider opening your home today!
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh, dogs. 🥹
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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 29/06/2026
EXPLAINING CANADA DAY TO AMERICANS
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Jeff's Fact Checker @thunderbayed.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It's Pride month. Number of Pride events PP has attended:
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
ONTARIO. We need to get rid of this grifting fuck face. Like, YESTERDAY. The bullies from high school that made fun of us for loving the Science Centre and reading are looting the province. FUCK THAT. Your days are numbered, assholes.
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Happy May 2-4 fellow Canuckians 🇨🇦❤️
Beautiful lake
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
”Don’t get mad, get even. ... Run, don't walk, to the nearest non-school library or to the local bookstore and get whatever it was that they banned.” -Stephen King
Steve
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
If I woke the cat up the same way she wakes me up, I would be arrested for cruelty to animals. #catsofbluesky
Cute tuxedo cat looking as though butter doesn’t melt in her mouth
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Tres bien, monsieur
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Just sitting here thinking about the time the ruling class nailed a radical leftist to two planks, ripped off his teachings, and kicked off the world’s longest running and most successful grift. Oh, and co-opted pagan holidays. Here’s to Eostre, the Goddess of Spring. 🐣🐇🌸
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Why is the media silent while 10 million are left in the dark? Since January, a U.S. oil blockade has collapsed Cuba’s grid. Hospitals are low on supplies, and lives are being lost while the world looks away. This isn't just policy; it’s a crisis. It’s time to report the truth.
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I can be cute and scary simultaneously. It is one of my superpowers
Cute bunny holding a mace with caption “we must remain whimsical to survive the horrors of this world “
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
❤️🇨🇦❤️
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Monsters welcome other monsters.
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
“You will get up and get me food…you will get up and get me food…” #Caturday
Moonie the tuxedo cat staring directly into your soul
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UNITED24 @u24.gov.ua · 09/03/2026
An activist took a stand in front of the russian Embassy in Ottawa, holding a photo of the maternity hospital in Mariupol that russia bombed in 2022. It is one of the most well-known images of russia’s war crimes in Ukraine. This is what they are actually "proud" of.
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
For those who buy Russia’s filthy oil: this is who Russia is fighting in Ukraine. This is childhood in Ukraine in 2026. We will not forget!
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Of course, the tiny dick bearers had to come in a pair because they are sooooo big and brave. As Rachel said, if you don’t want to be called out for being Nazi scum, don’t fucking be Nazi scum. Crawl back into the ooze. Losers.
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🇨🇦 Kelley 🇺🇦 @canthavenicethings.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Hey MAGA! Did you know that if you jump into the Grand Canyon, the prevailing winds will keep you afloat, like flying? The libtards have been hiding this from you. #grandcanyonjumping #democratsecrets #liberalsecretjumping
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