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shai !!

@cantfindshai.bsky.social
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
synthetic boho braids are no joke, the maintenance isn’t hard but it’s definitely annoying 😭 also heyyyy!
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
things i want for christmas - darkskinned fem gf - giuseppe zanottis - unlimited beauty supply spree - a slushie thank you ☺️
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
me in a skeet
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
still waiting for the sarah to my judi
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
why do kids and old folks like to touch ppl after violently coughing in their hands??? i can let that slide from a child bc it’s their first time out here but an adult??? fuck no.
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
i need to get off my phone after i take my meds. i just told my mom “i need to go school at the work tmrw” and told my friend imma get a “thankmas” tree for christmas 🤦🏾‍♀️
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
need a slutty salad rn
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
here come the horny hornets, lord bless it…
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
this girl in the choir can’t sing at all.
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
i love my fupa but i be looking like the grinch sometimes
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
i remember watching this episode as a kid and cackling even though i didn’t know who scottie pippen was 😭😭
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
girls staring at my boobs thinking i can’t see them will never not be funny like it’s okay i appreciate it 😭
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
i love teezo touchdown. i want him for christmas.. nude.. blindfolded with red ribbon.. tied in a chair with a red bow, thank you
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
omgggg it’s me as a sim! (jk)(kinda)
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
i bought sm makeup and just abt everything is two shades darker than me 💔
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
i’m not gonna crash out 🙂 i am going to be calm and well mannered 🙂
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
if any of yall use the nyx bare w me concealer go buy some on the ulta app it’s on sale!!!
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
don’t eat so fast y’all 😭
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
ouuuuu!
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
PAAS THE CRANBERRY SAUCE WERE HAVING MASHED POTATOES!! OUUU THE TURKEY LOOKS GREAT!! THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME THANK YOU FOR BEING THERE! THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME!! EVRYONES THANKING.. THE WHOLE WORLDS THANKING YOU! THANKING US FOR THANKING YOU! KILL THA TURKEY!!
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bob 's burgers is a cartoon that shows a family standing in front of a fence .
ALT: bob 's burgers is a cartoon that shows a family standing in front of a fence .
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
yes. way too good. so so good. extravagant even.
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
acne is so annoying. i want a new face.
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
i LOVE when men have stretch marks on their shoulders 😩
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
don’t cough or sniffle near me i’ll scream and run away
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
someone come step on my back pls 😞 im in sm pain
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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a baby is making a funny face while sitting on a bed .
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
eating a whole pizza by myself drinking my iced tea and watching my wife and kids, life is good
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
gemini sun, virgo moon, ar*es rising
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie. #blacksky
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
i listen and i do judge a lil bit.. but imma listen!!
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
if she don’t wake up with super powers imma beat y’all’s ass for letting my ass get beat
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Post a gif of your comfort show
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bob 's burgers is a cartoon that shows a family standing in front of a fence .
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
waking up to eat a full meal>>>> getting a full nights rest
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Tj @cheaper2beepher.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I hate a overly sexual, horny, freaky ass nigga
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
nutella biscuits are so damn good
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
i was born on the cob don’t come around me being hardbody i’m tryna laugh and be happy 😭 i hate ts
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
what’s a trait/habit you have that would give others the ick?
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
in baggy sweats. preferably with no drawls but boxers are acceptable… thank you 😁
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
i want my mac n cheese, stuffing, and baked beans intermingling
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
nope i was always called ugly in elementary school or bullied for my looks. it was so bad a boy had a crush on me in jr high and i thought he was bullying me 😭
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
making mango habanero wings who’s coming over??
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☆‧₊˚ @battleruno.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
just realised i actually have a good idea of my personal style now, its just money thats the issue
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
i have work 😞
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
every song is a twerk song in my book. i’ve twerked to dean blunt b4 😭
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
this guys breath smells so bad he’s almost knocked my ass out about three times, i literally felt my smile drop as he opened his mouth
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
yea nigga yea nigga i gold teeth nigga i’m from the streets nigga, you got some beef nigga?
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shai !! @cantfindshai.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
i expect a lot of attention in romantic relationships and if i don’t get it i lose interest and distance myself but i give ppl a lot of my attention so i just expect reciprocation but im working on being more understanding !
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